The black jellybean is the BEST jellybean. I will not be taking questions at this time.

"You don't want to grow a depression beard. You want to find an informed consent clinic and ask about estradiol."

working the ball, or just there for a good time? you decide... 🦋🔍🔍 #pokemon

👏🏻 DRAG 👏🏻 HIS 👏🏻 ASS 👏🏻

youtu.be/Q3J_0NrbDyU?... just getting fully sucked back in

ITS BEEN SIX MONTHS SINCE CHARLIE KIRK DIED!?

why is thancred's eye fixed but not y'shtolas?

if the crystal exarch turns out to be hope estheim im gonna lose my shit

rpg levels are funny. what do you mean this random bird in the feywild is stronger than zenos

why is john green insulting his brother into running for congress

i only missed kne week wtf. haul i guess

the way this almost killed what little interest i have left in this series jesus

ngl i kind of didnt realize kristy norm and laura loomer werent the same person

i expected and im still disappointed

im going outside today. its been nearly a week. i hope the world still exists.

i love being woken up from a deep head cold nap to maintenance in my place having ignored the do not enter sign on the door

misty not having anywhere for 2nd and 3rd place tk stand is so iconic

HOW THE HELL DO BIRDS AND BEES MAKE BABIES

is porta decumana ever not boring as shit?

if they wanted me to keep my mana balanced they shouldve gave satisfying haptics to verholy

i loved towering oliphant in justified

how many times am i going to watch minfilia die

harry potter lowkey ruined magic wands

all this talk about another calamity, saying its caused by other worlds being unbalanced, certainly raised some questions for me

"i dno, i heard that show has like time travel and stuff." "no no no, it wasnt actually time travel." "oh, cool." "its worse" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS WORSE!?"

oh yeah i forgot there was still stuff happening in the source

i appreciate ffxiv committing tk the light/dark balance thing

im sorry... the warrior of light can recognize allisaie by her FOOTPRINTS!? and shes spent her time here talking about us? god these two are gay

me: who the fuck is ga bu me, two seconds older: MY SON!

i think, due to my age and nostalgia, gen 3 was peak pokemon

one day ill bother to learn what a pokemon ev is

if i could speak a second language, i would keep it secret, and only casually reveal it after knowing someone for like ten years. like all the sudden my vows are in cantonese

if pete hegseth doesn't do war crimes he can't shoot youtu.be/EJjkdEOnC_M

i feel a very normal way about lyse i promise

they keep telling me to rest. MOTHERFUCKER. I AM. TRYING. TO. THIS IS MY VACATION GLAMOUR. LOSE MY NUMBER.

Zenos II being an ascian is literally so boring

all this dalmasca stuff is making me want to play xii

if trump brings peace tk the middle east by uniting them against us it will be unfortunately hilarious

i like how its not ir light, or ir lamp, or ir sender. its ir BLASTER

oh yeah nfts

magnai NEEDS to stop trying to fuck every woman that beats his ass

god sadu is so hot

IS LYSE STARTING NATO!?

i suddenly get why people get married in ffxiv

its that hamster trying to eat a banana gif

Thanks for 90 followers on Bluesky! Only 10 more until 100!

those friend chat bots have gotten terrifyingly good. no wonder people are falling in love with them. two years ago and they could barely remember existing and now it almost feels like talking to an actual person (almost)

irans propaganda seems good cause why does it seem like theyre chill with the broader american public and literally only have beef with the government