Going from one keyboard (music) to another keyboard (work) honestly feels so cohesive.

I got my keyboard back in my life 🥹

May Day general strike on May 1st! No school, work, spending, social media, subscription based viewing... Self-sufficiency at its finest! Plan accordingly! www.commondreams.org/news/no-king... www.reddit.com/r/union/s/Ah...

We're officially on the Danny Go hype train

🌞 🍃 Go Green! 🍃 🌞

Back in my day, the making of nature documentaries like "Planet Earth" was just as inspiring as the show itself. Now, "A Real Bug's Life" uses CGI 🤨

Me: What's your favorite fruit? Baby cakes: I like tacos.

Happy World Water Day! Don't eat plastic

Ladies and gentlemen, my kitties

Playing in the Burger King play area as an adult is a much more harrowing experience than I remember

Growing up, I thought quicksand would be more prevalent in my life. What a waste of preparation. *𝑮𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒔𝒘𝒊𝒎𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒏 𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒗𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒆. 𝑺𝒑𝒊𝒕𝒔.*

No one told me Smite 1 was no longer available on Switch before I did an hour long update. Fine. I'll just watch something on Hulu. ... k 😕

Would you rather fight an Eevee evolution gym leader or a leader who specifically raised Dittos?

Butterflies go hard, but moths are softer.

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.

If this post flies across your skyline, I wish you all the best in your current venture. 🌌

Boomski. I've been hitting 2 a lot lately 😁 Wordle 1733 2/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

May the odds be ever in your flavor

Been laying down that boogie and playing that funky music for a while now Still alive 😎🙌

Digger started to notice the trees shifting, the babling brook flowing, nature all around him ever changing...

lil grubs

Starting the day watching a dump truck tow out a stuck plow truck

Being on your phone is a dangerous game for a cat obsessed with wall glares

Filmography is just a photo chute

Dye the world in your imagination. Sweet dreams, min/max power players

My typos today are'a tragedy of quick thinking decision omittances

lol

You put your serotonin You put your serotonout

Yo, I got a question.

I'd get propreantepenultimate as a knuckle tat.

World Sleep Day is on Friday the 13th. That's the joke.

Happy women's day, spring forward!

The cool thing about no one liking your posts is you really get to blend in

🫶

Just finished reading Going Postal by Terry Pratchett. Gonna watch the movie on Youtube 😁

Happy National Cereal Day. What's your fave? I like Honeycomb, Reese's Puffs, and Honey Bunches of Oats.

I won the National KFC essay contest and a scholarship to college while I was actively boycotting them. They paid ME! And I since I was from the smallest town to ever win it, they put on a ceremony for me so I was presented a plaque and a Colonel Sanders bobblehead in front of my entire school.

"The desperate, mad rattling and cries of ‘How can it close on the damn thing but not open with it? Who bought this? Do we ever use it?’ is as praise unto Anoia." - Terry Pratchett

Trying to stay caulky in a room full of ruesters.

It's 53°F, don't even need a sweater, and I just got to walk barefoot in the grass.

The hilarity comes in waves.

What a party at my place sounds like 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓈𝓉𝓎𝓁ℯ

To find little messes I dare not clean keep I weep while I sweep Because they're so sweet

What a party at my place sounds like

Puddle Jumping. What's on deck? The stream trek. 🤭 #Photography

Here come the spring greens 💚 And less exciting...the wheatfield switch outs. 😆 🪦