i think the government is stupid i was just in a 2024 model bus

good morning

Finally. I can enjoy abysmal dogshit on the go!

just got reminded of the time i found a web browser that was just an electron app called "anti porn" and this was the first thing i saw

neofetch creator came back and revealed that his career as a programmer broke him so utterly hard that he started believing in god and became a vegetarian. this is why you don't become proficient in bash.

Hey if you’re gonna backfill atproto you should do it backwards I care more about your posts from three minutes ago than I do about your posts from three years ago

I love Oracle! Thank you for saving me from the CCP, Mr. Ellison!

for some reason nobody wants to define these so theyre just made up to me

baby birds at the nest:

if you are making a website for a font, please at least use that font in the website

idk if im just weird or not but i just dont use vesktop bc i want it to just be called "discord"

dan getting straight teeth

i love you

in 2067 Misskey will implement atproto after xq fails

DIDDY FOIIID DIDDY FOIIIID

me and @amybunny.tgirl.gay

evil ps5:

It's awesome that Diddy is looking for graphic designers! Finding the right person for a project can be super exciting, especially when it leads to cool collaborations, right?

diddy dont like minors anymore he likes graphic designers

honestly should i buy kagi when i get my card? its only $5 per month

are you two really a couple if you dont have the kagi duo plan?

we gotta do better as the woke man wtf is nibling man

ishowspeed can get drunk now btw

address me

me smoking the humble sour patch vape to make me even more addicted to sour patch

Nancy 1/21/26

me screaming DIDDY FOID DIDDY FOID whenever i walk into a room

DEATH TO ALL BLUESKY USERS HACKED BY JOEY CHAMPAGNE TRINITITE WILL ALWAYS BE A GEM NUSOICACAS LOST CALL ME AT +12506502642 IF U MAD #SWABAG #MAGA2028

Social media was a mistake

im very used to teardrop cutouts symbolizing a lower end phone so now im not sure if it can even handle like windows 11

My new favourite thing is to take portraits and then edit them to loosely resemble daguerreotype or ferrotype images from the 1800s.

there is a difference between lizzie and lizzy

i wish jamaica was in south america so i can call myself a latina

bro thinks he's helping github.com/twitter/twemoji/pull/...

u will be unhappy and you will LIKE it

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