Goddamn, I love women

Or I could tell him the truth and just say she ain't like me much / But instead I lie and say she moved to Nebraska

Hey, don't do anything that I say in this song, okay? It's fucking fiction. If anything happens, don't fucking blame me.

Darling, you're the wind under my wings

Crib so damn big, I need a diaper and a sippy cup

I been wishin’ on a star that you could be my boyfriend, girlfriend

Thank you for the moments I could grab before I left / I hope you live your life, your truest self with no regrets

Cupid actin’ stupid, do you got another number I could call?

How can I wake up on the wrong side of the bed when I don’t even fucking have one?

Don't you ever stop bein' who you are and dimmin' your light for none of these motherfuckers out here

I don't want to end this season on a bad episode

Don't leave, stay right here, yeah, I want you right near

Now I'm emo

Don't call me selfish, I hate sharin'

Tyler, you obviously have some fucking problems

Don't you worry, baby / I've got time and I'm gon' give it to you / I'll give you the world before you fall asleep

I been wishin’ on a star that you could be my boyfriend, girlfriend

You the type to buy a chain before some furniture

Niggas say I ain't that guy, they must be smoking ketamine

What the fuck is your motive?

You are my type, you a bright light / I'm like a moth, this is not a game

You're a gun 'cause I like you on my side at all times. You keep me safe. Wait, wait, depending on, you know… you could be dangerous to me… or anyone else.

Pull up in that, uh, whatchamacallit?

If I fucked our friendship up for you, I think it’s worth it

Not my only girl, but you my favorite

I'LL WHOOP YOUR ASS! YOUR GIRLFRIEND LOOK LIKE MY MOM!

Tyler, you obviously have some fucking problems

I'm okie dokie and loopy and booboo nana and caca

I got too much drive, don’t wanna steer off path and crash and get distracted

Can you turn the noise up? Can you turn the noise up?

How you walkin' out the party with your butt pierced?

Rooted from the bottom, bloomed into a tree

See, me and you, we go together like snare and a beat

Hey, you, whatcha doin’ and why you runnin’?

I said I’m ’bout to go to war / And I don’t know if I’ma see you again

See, me and you, we go together like snare and a beat

Or maybe it's just a dream that I can't seem to wake up from

I don’t grieve over suckers

I’ll call her number but she won’t answer

I would probably kiII myself if you told me you was gay

'Cause I love having you around

We both got on the train of love, you got off before me

We talk every night, she cry to me about her guy / And if we text, I get pissed when I get no reply

You never lived in your truth, I'm just happy I lived in it

Please don’t save me

I wonder if you look both ways when you cross my mind?

And you don’t want my conversation / I just need some confirmation on how you feel, for real

5 in the morning, I be hatin’ on shit / 10 in the evening, I be hatin’ on shit

Now I'm livin' dreams that I wanted since eight / And can afford to get my mother somethin' on her birthday

Sticky situation, discombobulation / Caught me red handed, palms itchin’ like rosacea / Standin' like ovation on business occupation / Drippin' condensation, gotta whisper conversations