You want to get violent, you old fuck?! Well come on! You better have a plan to kill me, though, because it's me before anyone else in here!

"You're not a good person," she said. "I wish you didn't exist." I wondered then if she was talking to me or her own reflection in her own mirror.

And I give you a choice: come with me to the end, and the beginning, or struggle here a while, like a beautiful autumn leaf.

CHOWDA!!!! ⠀ MASCULINE WOMEN GOT ME ACTIN UNWISE

I am missing from the mirror’s reflection / There is only a "fake" that everyone mistook for someone else

He ain't white, he French.

When your mother sees the Devil in your eyes, it's a hard assessment to abandon. Am I from the Devil? Is my very nature that of the Devil?

It's a sad truth that those who shine brightest often burn fastest.

I heard you like magic? I've got a wand and a rabbit! / So baby, let's get freaky, get kinky, let's make this bed get squeaky!

“You'll be all right,” Elphaba said. “Now you're a seasoned traveler. This is just the return leg of a voyage you already know.”

The flashback, the crying cicadas / You, who will never return / Torn apart for eternity, our matching keychains / By the fair-skinned girl that summer erased

And that’s me watching as you sleep at night / And that’s me laughing in the darkness as you dream / All of the desperate desires of your life

( If you can… hear me… ) ( Say “red” or “blue”. ) ( Say… “green” or “black”. ) ( Say… say… “it didn't happen.” Say “it didn't snow.” )

It's not right for me to miss things that weren't even real in the first place.

Oh, and by the way, I'm a friendless bottom twink sociopath.

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I argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with other people and our innate desire to treat them with dignity. Simply put, we are not in this alone.

This is it... Time to do what the King has asked me to do. I will create the power to free us all. I will unleash the power of the SOUL.

No, there's no such thing as “forever”. But I want to enjoy every second of what I have now…

> My happy ending is with you too > Drink all the water in the pool

No, there's no such thing as “forever”. But I want to enjoy every second of what I have now…

I laid down with the Devil. And he has roots in me, all his spindly roots in me, and I can’t think of nothin’ anymore but his voice and his words!

We're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkey OFF. THE MENU.

I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gang bang!

When you base your expectations on only what you can see you blind yourself to the possibility of a new reality.

It’s enough to make me wish I were lowly and poor… but, like… with money!

Aren’t I a lovely, good kid?

Because it wasn't a dream.

I'd really love to meet this God who seemingly laughs at the misery of everyone not eligible for his miracles.

I suppose I'm afraid my joylessness will take away his happiness and maybe I don't want his feelings to depend on mine anymore. Maybe I want to be joyfully joyless. A forever switch of wild opposites at play.

Did you just jump through fire for me?

Hah! What a sucker!

I'll rip my eyes out of my fucking skull and shove the barrel up my pussy, Bear!

Don't let anything change what you are or remold you / You are more than the whims of the things that control you

You can't do the jimpity jumpity joodle!? The limpity loppity leap!?

The best of us can find happiness in misery

Isn't there anyone out there who can tell her all of this for me?

I am grateful for your tiny ass, my lord.

Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection / The lovers, the dreamers, and me

The true mind can weather all lies and illusions without being lost: the true heart can tough the poison of hatred without being harmed.

You can't еscape this loneliness / It'll prey, it'll press / How could anybody ever love you?

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You can't give up. You have never given up on anything in your life. Not even on me. So don't you dare start now!

“Maybe?” “No.” “Maybe…?” “Sorry…” “Maybe…” “I got a date…” “Maybe.”

I'm honestly the best person you'll ever meet. I'm amazing. My future husband doesn't even deserve me. I already want a divorce.

Sequestered at a darkness like unto death, the dulcet tones of an angel wakes me. Be it you?

Did Doug dig David's garden or did David dig Doug's?

What matters isn’t if people are good or bad. What matters is if they’re trying to be better today than they were yesterday.

No… no, I can't go over there right now. I'm with Susie. And, I don't know if you get it, but… I REALLY like her. So… I can't talk right now, okay?

no matter what i could've said or done, you would've always chosen to stay, and i would've always turned out like this.