I’ve never been more lucky than to have this dog in my life.

Broke: open to collabs Woke: I wanna have sex with people Bespoke: I’m using a meme template to point out that I wanna have sex seriously shoot your shot

In all my forms, I am dog

Ft. a cameo from Piggy the Pig

Gimp time (part 2)

Gimp time (part 1)

Got bound up and worked to a ruined orgasm 🥲 Unrelated I’m sure but send gear pics I seem to be all worked up today

My favorite lil dude

Time for a fun game of “guess whose nub I got this time”

How does my bedroom get gayer when I’m NOT there??

Forced intox but it’s just giving the bottom an advil

Your view as the dog you tied up discusses your car’s extended warrenty

Meme credit to @thunderpup95.bsky.social

Big news my work personality test told me I have a “strong yellow” personality

It’s a pride day miracle - I found my missing chastity cage in my boot!

Guys my neighborhood is soooo inclusive for pride this year

My mechanic: this is the most complex and expensive machine you will ever see Me: fucking bet

Best milker sleeve storage? Amazon donut stands

One every 2-3 months I wanna sext and I need more sexting friends

After three years locked on continuously I think it’s time to replace the collar lock

Ok I get the point of bondage is that you can’t move but I’m so mad my paw print was off center 🥲. Otherwise no notes

Feelin’ “Awoofy”

It’s too late boy! You forgot to negotiate before the scene began and now I will play the bongos next to you and you’re too bound to stop me!

Reminder: At least 75% of posts about chastity are people’s kinks and not realistic life advice.

My @? I used to drink wayyy too much caffeine and so my ex gave me the nickname Turbo because I’d run around a lot Then I got into tax work and the joke wrote itself 🥲

I need a body shave gimp because it feels so good in rubber and I’m just too lazy to keep up with it

I like to believe he was getting off on my design work, but the Dom playing with @pupshadowbdsm.net’s cock 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵’𝘷𝘦 had something to do with it. I wasn’t lying either - I left him there for the group to enjoy, I’m sure he got out eventually 🤷‍♂️

Come see me MC some shiny peeps doing shiny things! I’m already workshopping dad jokes 😇

Cum here often bro?

Haven’t sit on a face in MONTHS 🥲

*Squirt*

Officially closed up shop on X and like… it’s a sad feeling that I’ve got friends and acquaintances I won’t see random snips of their lives. It feels silly to call it a loss, but I guess it is

Another Sunday, another snoot to steal. And Winto has a lovely fragrance of old urine baked in

Gay dogs in chastity getting so horny they cry send bleet

Me and @ranger68.bsky.social caught a @turbopupper.bsky.social in the bondage chair last weekend 😈 🏠/🪑 @makoandtiger.bsky.social #gayrubber #rubberpup #gaybondage

Servin’ dog lookz

I’ve been missing my cage for the last month and I really hope there isn’t a pent-up sub I forgot about out there 🤣

I got you now pup Turbo, let the edging and estim commence.

Awruff!

You can’t expect me to be a dog AND focus my camera ok

@ranger68.bsky.social perfecting his performance art (I too performed quite voluminously 20 minutes later)

I’ve lost my cage and have decided this is a sign God wants me to cum more 😇

I’d call it a soft launch but I keep tryin’ to get hard 😢

One again: snoot theft

I’ve started wearing external catheters while working and came into one for the first time today. Worked great til I rolled and it leaked out onto my bedsheets 😢

I’ve never felt more like an expert in something 😇

Life tip: my collar doubles as a name tag when it’s too loud to introduce myself verbally

I’m gearing up on a Tuesday so time to do weird shit while I should be working

Look at me I’m a proper dog catcher too! Sadly the vibe keeps turning off when @beefyrubberboi.bsky.social strains in its cage