The TurboGram™️ PACER test is a multi-stage electrical capacity test. The penile shocks will begin at a low level, and increase in intensity as the exam continues. Screaming over the decibel limit twice will end the exam

Friendly reminder babes

Me: cums My boyfriend: damn it’s usually way more involved than that, ok then I guess

Turns out you men don’t like it when you suck on their balls with a mouth full of Tic-Tacs

Beach-time Turbo

POV: it’s 3AM and I just threw up

Today’s Turbo Time™️ brought to you by the letter C, for “Cumshot denied” Or perhaps for “Can you tell @thunderpup95.bsky.social enjoys the chains?”

Turbo time (📸 to uhhh idk I couldn’t see)

My tummy hurts and I’m actually not being brave at all like you’d be shocked how quickly I’m cut down

Funtivity time with @thunderpup95.bsky.social

God forbid I touch my man 🥲

Not pictured: the ruined cumshot into my padding

I need to gimp out soon, please send your nearest acquisition drone at the earliest convenience

Too busy to goon, too horny to produce: the Turbo story

“Machine that makes you into a gimp”has gone from sexual fantasy to logistics fantasy. I’d love a machine to do the work for me 🫠

Hope to see people there next weekend!

What it’s like to date me

The extent to which Scooby-Doo has not impacted mainstream pup play should be studied. My theory: pup headspace requires BOTH awareness and rejection of a persons biophysical self. Scooby-Doo cannot relate to that process, as it explores the line between animal and man from a canine perspective.

Me and my ideal man

I’m not here to kinkshame anyone but no I don’t wanna be tied up in the woods I’ll get wet leaves on me and that’s terrible

The only riding I got up to

Always wear the proper safety equipment before going riding

Caught myself @turbopupper.bsky.social tonight, he looks so good when he’s bound

@thunderpup95.bsky.social and I saw you from across the bar and just wanted to say we couldn’t care less about your vibe

I’m just a dog I don’t know

Still think about this

Turbo’s Sunday, setup by @thunderpup95.bsky.social

Oh you think you’re hot? Well somewhere out there, someone’s job is making T-shirt cannons so idk how you can compete with that.

Turbo’s Sunday, setup by @thunderpup95.bsky.social

The sights and smells of Thunder’s visit

There’s nothing in the world more creative than two kinksters trying to come up with a roleplay scenario for their scene with 5 different unrelated kinks

Ok is it still there? No it’s in the suitcase I took from you

Self-CBT?

Y’all can do “no cum” locktober I’m doing “how many caged cums are possible” locktober

What I do when no-one can stop me

I’ve never been more lucky than to have this dog in my life.

Broke: open to collabs Woke: I wanna have sex with people Bespoke: I’m using a meme template to point out that I wanna have sex seriously shoot your shot

In all my forms, I am dog

Ft. a cameo from Piggy the Pig

Gimp time (part 2)

Gimp time (part 1)

Got bound up and worked to a ruined orgasm 🥲 Unrelated I’m sure but send gear pics I seem to be all worked up today

My favorite lil dude

Time for a fun game of “guess whose nub I got this time”

How does my bedroom get gayer when I’m NOT there??

Forced intox but it’s just giving the bottom an advil

Your view as the dog you tied up discusses your car’s extended warrenty

Meme credit to @thunderpup95.bsky.social

Big news my work personality test told me I have a “strong yellow” personality

It’s a pride day miracle - I found my missing chastity cage in my boot!