120 pages into “The Long Walk” and I wake up with the worst leg cramp of my life. No way is that a coincidence.

Dinner time! Healthy as hell too. 60g and protein and only 800 calories!

Me- *accepts a 6 day work week* Me- *accepts a 5 day work week wishing I could take a 6th* Me- *accepts a 6 day work week* Me- “You guys work me too much so I’m gonna go slack off”

I won a MTG game last night with 109HP! My friend, who gave me pointers during the game, said he was impressed with my strategy. My strategy is ”this card looks cool, play it!” 😂 I told him he gave me too much credit. I got no clue what I’m doing.

Pivotal “I feel funny“ moment Oof.

Hey so, my friend Rudolf aka RudolfWolph aka Rudolf.bsky.social had to deactivate his account due to his toxic family finding out about him being a furry, and is getting kicked out of his housing situation. If you're able to, pls share or donate to his ko-fi ko-fi.com/rudolfwolph for moving $$

Prey drive Commission for @tucakeane.bsky.social

I remember watching a horror movie in the early 00s with my parents, my mom a librarian and book worm. Between all the murders and torture they‘d cut back to the killer’s childhood. There’s one scene where a bully tears up the book the future killer had been reading. Mom- “That wasn’t a real book”

Whatever you do, don’t google what “lean” is in German and then click the text to speech for the translation >~<

A car hit my roommate’s parked car and drove off :< But the neighbors followed the car and got a license plate! :D The license plate doesn’t go to that car :< But we got a doorbell camera! :D The doorbell camera only shows me trying to get the cover off ;v;

🎶Stew my foot and call me Brenda🎶

I present to you- 1,010 calories

It’s Saturday! Post a cartoon TV series you love

*wakes up at 5am for work* *rolls out of bed because I’m too sore to use my legs* *realizes I’ll have to use my legs for the next 10hrs* Haha nah *rolls back into bed and turns off alarm*

I got so used to working 6 day weeks that when they dropped overtime today I was MAD that I only snagged one shift! 5 day workweek it is then.

Get your vaccine boosters now! But if you get COVID/Flu at the same time, give yourself a day to recover. Hey, it’s an excuse to do this all day. It’s worth it!

boop #FursuitFriday #Stratosfur2021 🐉: @vhsdragoness.bsky.social 📸: @breakie.bsky.social

✨Big-Nose Icon form is OPEN! ✨ Limited slots available for now! $75 each, flat price. ✨FORM LINK: forms.gle/NWHDgD82MMaK... I will close this form at the end of the week, I will announce some time before I close. Once closed, I will email those I have accepted! #furry #furryart #CommsOpen

What’s that warm shiny thing in the sky? I don’t trust it. I’m gonna watch it in case it gets closer. #FursuitFriday 📸: @toacat.bsky.social

Just waiting for the cold air to hit so I can binge this show again

”See, I’m furry trash but I’m a responsible adult, ya know? Like what am I gonna do- get horny and bid on some YCH auctions like it’s something to do? Come on, I got more sense than that. Yeah I autobid both slots on that YCH auction”

Caldera Acrylic on wood; 30x40 cm #phoenix #bird #birds #furryart #traditionalart #acrylic #acrylicpainting #traditional

”See, I’m furry trash but I’m a responsible adult, ya know? Like what am I gonna do- get horny and bid on some YCH auctions like it’s something to do? Come on, I got more sense than that. Yeah I autobid both slots on that YCH auction”

I have to keep telling myself “it’s not your house, you’re just renting“. But a heads up from my roommates that a maid would be here to deep clean the house today would’ve been nice. I had a ton of chores I wanted to do and meals to prep but now I have to stay out of the way.

I have decided what is best for me. I wish to help others out, community & the LGBT community in Ukraine 🇺🇦 I have thought about the Ukrainian military when I was there. I ended up in America because I was trying to transition again. But this is the way I get self-sufficient & be able to transition

ko-fi.com/alyxxretropc... Please 🙏 consider helping me stay safe long enough. I wish to join the Ukraine military & helping others, I realized, making it through all this many of my dreams can come true & I can see my kid again

Slowly distancing myself from social media. I’ve started cutting out Facebook and Reddit. Am probably staying on Bluesky since it’s my outlet to furries. I just, damn. I can’t take social media anymore. I shouldn’t be this agitated sitting on the fucking couch.

OwO

WEIRD AL!!

Been listening exclusively to Slightly Stoopid the last two day. God, I wish I could smoke weed again 😩

So was the fish in Reel Big Fish just real big or does this imply the other big fish were imaginary

Ducktales! UwU

omg a Halloween raffle! Winner to receive one SFW(gore is okay tho) Halloweenified image of their character! It can be creepy, or cute. Whatever you choose! Just follow, comment, +fav and RT. I will reply with a number. Winner chosen by random draw. I really need more eyes on my work. Thanks!

🐦 - Tucán 🐦🎩- Ustedcán

What does a DJ have in common with the Dom partner involved in a BDSM pupplay polycule? They both love sub woofers.

I hate getting to the bottom of my Listerine bottle. All the mouthwash becomes backwash.

Swear to fucking god..

i wanted to draw my path of titans trex................ she is so full of crabs and rats. she is so good at collecting nuts.

Hey look new fursuit meme pose dropped

Whelp. Confirmed dead. No suspect in custody.

Whelp, this is pretty fucking bad. Anyone who’s studied history knows what happens next.

Oh my god I get it now

Thank you for the birthday wishes everyone :> Time to enjoy a little devastation on my night off before another 6 day work week!

ITS MY BORNT-DAY TODAY! Pet me >:U

Me when i catch it’s your Birthday Happy birthday @tucakeane.bsky.social 🎂

GRAPES ARE HIGH IN CALORIES??! Ahhhhhhh FUCK! Glad I started weighing food by grams. Now I can work on portion control! ….heh. Weighing stuff by grams….brings me back to high school….

Never fails. Someone on FA follows me, gushes about one of my characters, strikes up a friendship that immediately turns into an art sales pitch. …..I mean TBF- look at her! and she does need art. But don’t go about it like that.

NEW HELLUVA BOSS SHORT NOT A DRILL YOU LIMP DICKED FUCKERS NEW HELLUVA BOSS SHORT