LP2 instrumentals complete.

seattle tonight you little degenerates <3

Applications are open.

Hipsters are a vital part of the DIY ecosystem. Having someone ride or die your band at <100 monthly listeners and proclaim it the best shit ever when it’s underground/undiscovered helps so many groups get off the ground.

PNWK acquires Thumbs Up Records www.pnwkmusic.com/zine/pnwk-ac...

Swiss Army Wife is coming to your Midwest with their best friends @keroseneheights.bsky.social and @dikembedudes.bsky.social this summer. And you can’t stop it!

Seattle did you know we are coming to hangout with you Friday with @foxcult.bsky.social and @pastelfaces.bsky.social ?

band photos r hard

Can’t wait to see all the rural hospitals shutting down because of Medicaid cuts turn into Spirit Halloweens this October.

Love you Portland.

Feels like 2025 is gonna be the next 2014 for emo music.

Swissy: 4 AWA: 0 😇😇😇

Swissy: 3 AWA: 0 🤭💅

saw Swiss Army Wife last night 👍 @swissarmywife.bsky.social

pokemon tcg match tally: AWA vs Swissy (as represented by Ellie) Swissy: 1 AWA: 0

Sorry we forgot to post about emo music today, we were holding hands with a cat and watching FARGO with @arentweamphibians.bsky.social and @lelechopper.bsky.social Please come to the show with Oolong tomorrow 🥹

i finally figured out whether or not they're amphibians

i told @arentweamphibians.bsky.social that i was gonna make them dinner after their long drive to portland, and sent them this pic, but i'm gonna eat it all before they get here :)

how many times can i force aren't we amphibians to listen to Didn't It Rain by Songs: Ohio this tour?

bad news, @arentweamphibians.bsky.social kidnapped ellie and they're forcing us to play this show or they're gonna throw her in the kitten annihilator and they said if you specifically don't show up they're still gonna do it

ellie (left) any other member of the band (right)

i have been locked in on this since day 1 and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

swiss army wife lp2 dates scheduled :)

2025 is the year that i turn the rest of the band into cat girls

sneaking into kade's house and tuning their guitar to open D so we can truly ascend into Swiss Army Goddess

Real emo only consists of the DC emotional hardcore scene and this photo of my partner and I dressing like we did in high school.

Ellie is a pokemon girlie, while I (Kade) am a Magic the Gathering girlie and it’s tearing the band apart

Might have fucked around and solidified the track list for LP2..

Does anyone offer guitar lessons for how to hold on to your instrument in the pit?

PNW needs more emo bands.

this song just re-inserted my slipped disc

Officially back on my bullshit.

a cat named Costco.

I’m officially calling on @keroseneheights.bsky.social to leak their new LP to me immediately.

@swissarmywife.bsky.social mention

someone should make a teen vogue for DIY emo bands in their mid to late twenties

We made some rock music for when you’re feeling emotional open.spotify.com/track/2NsARx...

A @keroseneheights.bsky.social has just hit the bluesky !!

Garl Marxsfield says we can abolish Mondays through the institution of the 4 day work week

can we have 1,000 followers on here so we can delete our twitter as a lil treat?

Excellent company

oh boy, aw geez

Ellie has tendonitis in her wrist and we will unfortunately have to put her down like an injured race horse 😢

Our newest release, 'Sisters, Not Twins' is out now. We're so happy to have these songs out in the world, and we couldn't have asked for better friends to release them with than Kerosene Heights <3

New Swarmy Wifey. Go listen, now!

Happy November! Here's 4 new emo projects for your weekend: 1. @aplaceforowls.bsky.social - how we dig in the earth 2. Student Slasher Film - IF/IF/NOT 3. @swissarmywife.bsky.social & Kerosene Heights - Sister, Not Twins 4. Squee - squee

just out of curiosity, how many of you don't follow us elsewhere/haven't heard of us or heard our music before?

there is no better album opener than My Baby Smokes by Braid

11/1

november 1st 2024 :3