things i get confused about having to explain: your dog or cat's actual age is irrelevant, i will still refer to them as a puppy or a kitten because that's a sweet baby

Not only are we 90% of the way to the goal of £500, it's BUCKETING it down with rain and Loxley is STILL going! Support him the rest of the way! www.justgiving.com/page/satyric... www.twitch.tv/satyricorner

Hello from the 45km point! Halfway to Brighton! Sore but still going! www.twitch.tv/satyricorner

I'm cycling 88km to raise money for @breakthrought1duk.bsky.social Come join me for a scenic ride through the streets of Britain with commentary from the homies @theneoncaster.bsky.social and @superhumanfoods.bsky.social #vtuber #charity #live www.twitch.tv/satyricorner

and i am also here!

Hey, internet. We have a trailer. And a launch date. See you October 17! www.podbean.com/eas/pb-4bji7...

everything changes except people. people stay the same. we are neither different nor worse than we ever were

you ever look at something and go "man, i was so tired when i submitted this"? anyway listen to store 236

I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.

now that i am finally allowed to talk about this movie: baby, it's camp, it's gory, it's gross, and you come out of it with the powerful impression that everyone involved was having a fucking great time. go see the toxic avenger.

picking up some takeout for a birthday lunch and the gaggle of barely 20s kids eating by the window stops in the middle of a gossip session to figure out someone's pronouns so they can talk shit correctly the kids are alright

oh, to be a not-quite-one-year-old kitten with a toy spring

Y’all could have Guessed- we have a crossover episode with Mayfair Watchers Society! Thank you @slimyswampghost.bsky.social for your fantastic art, and thanks Kale for letting me put meat in your podcast. open.spotify.com/episode/0qiX...

is there any expression of love purer than holding your kitten up to the ceiling so she can catch a bug she couldn't reach

Have you been sleeping well? @slimyswampghost.bsky.social

Out Now (With a patreon exclusive 45 minute bonus!) on Patreon. Tomorrow for everyone. What really was Rebecca thinking? What made Haven get Sick? And most importantly, can you make Haven Cheese? The Haven cast+crew answer your burning questions. the-gospel-of-haven.simplecast.com/episodes/sea...

i love cats. i love having a tiny apex predator in my home. nature's perfect hunter zips across the apartment in excitement if i make the claw hands

Hey #AudioDrama voice actors, we're opening up our rosters! Do you love horror, or blood curling screams? Then this might be the place for you! Call closes August 27 docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Today is my actual, factual, legally-on-my-driver's license Birthday!! We're a month away from my big 88km bike ride raising money for @breakthrought1duk.bsky.social, and I am about halfway to my goal of £150 So if you wanted to get a goat a present... (art by @soupievt.bsky.social)

me, a person who consistently responds when cats vocalize at me: i wonder why i've had so many chatty cats? guess we'll never know

it's been a long and tiring day. no better time to finally start listening to @thatguttershow.bsky.social

there's something truly devastating about realizing someone you used to care a lot about hasn't changed in a decade. like... damn. i know we fell out a long time ago, but i still wanted you to grow and change as a person. damn.

Hey folks - posting for a colleague, they're looking for Kenyan voice actors of any gender with access to a good remote recording setup. It's a paid role - if you're interested, please comment and I'll pass on your info (if you don't fit the brief, signal boosting is appreciated, thank you!)

i think the biggest mistake you can make is assuming it takes a certain level of provocation to make some people turn into the worst person you know. sometimes it's just shit like "you wouldn't recommend me for a project i wanted to be a part of" or "you disagreed with me that one time"

i will give the movie this: i've never had my assessment of something's narrative depth shrink rather than grow before. i thought this was a shallow pond- it might just be a puddle. with every passing day i find something new to go "hey, you really didn't think that one through, did you?" about.

We’re looking to cast one final character for Re: Frankenstein! We want to find a blind, trans voice actor for De Lacey. This casting call will be open until August 11. It's a paid role at $35 per hour of recording time. #casting #audiodrama

I hated Eddington so much I felt compelled to do something I never do: write a public review. letterboxd.com/shfoods/film...

Hi, quick TL;DR: My name is Victoria, I'm a black trans woman in my mid thirties, and my heart is failing. I have months of testing to go while they figure out a safe treatment option with as few complications as possible, but eventually I'll be having heart surgery. www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-mo...

gordon i think that box is a little small for you

Jesse’s Lockbox Anthology is live with its first episode. Thank you to @michaelramstead.bsky.social for this series’ art. sites.libsyn.com/574735/curse...

🎺 Voice actors of bluesky! Would you like to join us for our next big weird fiction/fantasy/horror audiodrama? We're looking to put together a cast of awesome & talented performers from all backgrounds, and we'd love it if you'd audition to come and work with us. (It's a paid opportunity.)

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT is unironically one of the best popular narratives about the way privatization of public services destroys local community

@interiority.bsky.social's hilariousness is only matched by his kindness. He's a joy to work with and elected Most Likely To Stop A Recording Cause We're All Laughing Too hard. You can find Interiority on shows like @sinkholepodcast.bsky.social and @breathingxspace.bsky.social

t-minus 10 minutes until i return to being the worst

Sesame Street is officially UNION! Workers at Sesame Workshop, the nonprofit behind Sesame Street, have voted 55-19 to join @opeiulocal153.bsky.social Huge congrats to @sesameworkersunion.bsky.social! “We can officially say that today, May 15th, is brought to you by the letter U!”

TOMORROW. WORLD EEL DAY. 2PM EST. www.twitch.tv/stardustshines. The worst coworkers in the whole wide world (played by the fantastic @superhumanfoods.bsky.social and @thenightpost.bsky.social) return, to celebrate World Eel Day by playing the Silt Verses RPG! (There will be a session 1 recap!)

thanks everyone for coming and experiencing me playing the worst person in the world!

www.twitch.tv/stardustshines live in a few

come see me be strange on stream!

🖐️CINEMA🤚

mojo update: now with even more fluff

gordon has become a Backpack Boy. he loves the backpack. i put it on the bed and he jumps in, ready to be carried around like a little prince

www.indiegogo.com/projects/eel... Hello everybody! Our crowdfund has officially launched. We'll be running through May 31, but we do have some limited perks (such as workshops, naming a character, exclusive merch and so on) So, if you want to be sure to snag the rewards you want, get in early!

We are officially 25% funded! Thank you to Naem D. Chouinard for bringing us to our first milestone! As promised, I will be recording my pretentious eel poem. Our next increment is $3,000, which will unlock another great Eel fact, and our next milestone is 50% or $4,550

me when i am in my comfort zone: i am a very confident and sociable individual. i make friends easily! people like me! me when i am outside of my comfort zone: [sweating, heart racing] i'm so sorry, i mistakenly believed i had permission to be here,

Everyone watching Pierre Poilievre eat absolute shit in Carleton and respecting Canada's bilingual culture.