Anyone have a coquettish western fascinator fetish? *tap tap* Hello, this thing on??

Secure sub is happy sub. Reflecting on a brilliant @gearbound.london last week where I let @boybondage.bsky.social get his hands (and ropes) on me.

I caught myself a @subtracted.bsky.social and @hambros.bsky.social at @gearbound.london on Friday! Thanks to @freavebond.bsky.social for the pictures!

Okay so don’t tell anyone but after a bad experience early in my kink journey I have now had two very horny moments where tickling was involved and I’m afraid I might have discovered a new fetish.

Nice to know how people see me. Well, if you want a brat, you’ll get a brat. 😈

Today I was told I look like Alexander Skarsgard in Murderbot. I’ll take it. To be clear, I do not think that is accurate. But I’ll take it nevertheless.

As a nation, can we please acknowledge that Paddington is at best the third best bear from our childhood behind Rupert and Superted? ‘But wait!’ you may say, ‘he’s friends with the Queen!’ So was Andrew. Be better. 🐾

@turex.bsky.social is laminating pastry, which involves beating it with a rolling pin then massaging it out. Suffice it to say, I wouldn’t mind being laminated. 👉🥐👈

I have come to the conclusion that I am very bad at flirting because I cannot resist every temptation to turn things into a surreal joke. Mothers should say of me ‘He’s only being confusing because he likes you.’

Today I went round a lovely and very sexy friend and he kindly put me in rubber and tied me up and five minutes later… I fell asleep 😴 Oops. He took it as the compliment it was (I felt very safe!) and he enjoyed the free, snoring footstool. But that was not my sexiest moment.

Spotted in ‘Cars’ world. Maybe, just maybe, Disney knew what they were doing with this exhibit.

Yesterday evening, I had the very hot @subtracted.bsky.social come visit. He was a good boy!

Never need an excuse to take some nice photos in leather.

Bluesky hivemind… Any recommendations for barbers/hair stylists in London? I’m ideally looking for someone who’ll talk through options and isn’t afraid to consider edgier options

Ooo, photos from @gearbound.london are up. I made a new friend by having his thighs used as a sensory deprivation toy. I will note the effectiveness of this if I need a corporate icebreaker in the future. 📷 and 🪢 by the ineffable @freavebond.bsky.social .

Rope marks are always a sign of a fun night.

I wanted to make some relatable content about how all of the main characters in Sonic were attractive but in very different ways (woo body diversity) and I’m glad I did a double check because it turns out that Tails is 8 and that IS NOT OKAY PEOPLE.

The five words every blindfolded sub wants to hear…. ‘That doesn’t look like Lucozade.’ 🪢 by the incredibly artistic @freavebond.bsky.social

So todays the last day of FWL and as ever I have mixed feelings about the event. The positives are that it is a shining beacon of celebrating filth and community in an increasingly fucked world. Plus so much of my network loves it.

This is my ‘first gym session in a chastity device and I got no weird looks so I can’t use that as an excuse to not be locked long term’ face. Everybody has that look, right? It’s a well-known look.

Giving the new leather shirt a twirl at the @reconnews.bsky.social members party tonight. *actual twirling was limited.

It’s not necessarily in the right order. I’ve got a joke about The Big Bang or really any Moffat episode. Oo, let me play.

So whilst in SF I maaay have popped into @mrsleather.bsky.social and invested in the next step in my @kink3d.bsky.social chastity journey. Still holding out the keys myself whilst I’m getting used to it… at least for now!

Taking inspiration from my environment.

Disneyland Pride 2025. Whilst everyone else was wearing rainbow merch (how passé), I was honouring true bi icon Troy Bolton.

Was taken under the wing of some very lovely locals at @thedallaseagle.com last night. What an incredible space and community. 💙 Even if the teasing left me a little… cross.

Visiting Texas. (I know, I know 🥴) Does anyone know where I can get a ‘Maybe you can tread on me a little’ sticker? Asking for a friend.

Hell is trying to connect to WiFi on the British part of Eurostar. Just enough to give you hope but not good enough to load anything. It’s like edging except with WiFi and also it is not fun.

Weekend gaming.

Well I guess you should all start calling me Morro Rock. 💪

Today I am chanelling my inner brat by disobeying my socks.

Here is me as a convincing sports ball player, looking like I know the offside rule and everything.

Who decides what shape food can be? It’s weird to me that grid-shaped potatoes with dinosaur-shaped turkey is fine but dinosaur-shaped potato with grid-shaped turkey would be monstrous. #🦖 #🟧

I enjoyed getting to dress up for a sharp cut!

You and me both, boat.

I’m lucky enough to be travelling around Europe for work a fair bit at the moment. If anyone is Paris or Rotterdam based (or knows anyone fun who is), say hi? Corporate hotels can be lonely but have a surprising amount of versatility 😈

New leathers who dis.

You are now officially following South London’s unofficial expert on custard. AMA.

Subs can have a little BDSM toys. As a treat.

Toybox tidied up. (Not pictured: the pile of clothes hidden under the bed)

For those at the back, including those from the EHRC

Wishing everyone a happy and safe Berlin trip. I’ve been trusted home alone. Mistake? Only if I invest in Home Alone-style contraptions as a form of humiliation fetish. Well, now I’ve said that… 🤔

Introduced to a new exercise at the gym today: the ‘reverse squat.’ I used stirrups but the stronger folks were tied to the weight machine with what can only be described as leg cuffs. This is my strong core origin story. One day I will be the guy who gets to use the bondage equipment at the gym.

Went ice skating today. Remembered how bad I am at it. (Non-sexy) bruises incoming.

They say you only get get one chance to make a first impression and I am cashing mine in to show off my 90s Boyband leather dungarees.