If I find the ancestor responsible for my body hair growing back fast as hell I'm finna beat that nigga ass

This is Kate. She loves nothing more than swimming in the pool. Except possibly swimming in circles in the pool. 13/10 (TT: evanthebright)

I'm getting cooked in every game I play ain't no way I'm this ass

Went to Waukegan this morning and my car fucking imploded

I should turn this into an art dump actually That's a good ass idea

If I made myself have to piss do you think it would make me stop bedrotting

Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy. "Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era." At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.

I don’t understand why people keep using the term “grippers” for feet when it would be way more applicable as a term for hands

Write some real fricken news

Coolest rapper in town

Samus movie poster I made a bit back. One of my fave recent pieces.

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blue dog

Y’know what? Heck with it. Meet Chloe as well. 💛🩷🧡💜 #chloe #scifi #ocart

If the art direction was a little better this would've been arguably the most gorgeous classic Sonic game It still IS gorgeous but it's just so noisy and cluttered

There's been so much going on and yet nothing going on these past few days if that makes any kinda sense to anybody

i forgot

90% of hopium huffers quit right before it gets better

I've seen a couple people say that milk with pulp is disgusting and to that I say: milk with pulp is just cereal, but ain't nobody ready for that conversation

"A naked man fears no pickpocket" WRONG. BUTTCRACK.

My stomach feels like it's gonna fucking explode. Bitch I'm scared

Fix Your Hearts Or Die! I'm transgender, I draw dinosaurs for a living, and I'm very tired and very angry. I was hoping to finish this for #TransDayOfVisibility but alas I'm not going to make it. It should be finished in a day or two and then I'll have prints and stickers. #Paleoart #SciArt

My crashout era is on the horizon. I can sense it from miles away.

Y’all know that ancient Schmidt technique in FNAF

Drop a follow for one of the realest niggas I know. They gon start cookin real soon

Mainly me being a homo for characters BUT still expect anything

You're not equipped to handle anything in life if you use generative AI I'm deadass

I don't get scared or sad whenever a car honks at me. I just end up wanting to beat their ass.

Quick Samus

Good morning

Did an art trade with XyloArtz. I drew their OC, Emaiyah. #art #arttrade

I am not answering this fucking dm dawg

New Tomodachi announcement got every friend I done ever had in a chokehold. Ts get SERIOUS

A Boost, from IDW's 'Sonic The Hedgehog' 30th Anniversary Comic.

Ion even got anything to say this time it’s 5 am on a work night

Im not too late right #twilightprincess #thelegendofzelda #fanart #midna

Ok that made me laugh

Whenever Mario uses the Blue Shell power-up in New Super Mario Bros., his body retreats into the shell. To accomplish this, his model is deformed severely. Below is a look at Mario's state within the shell.

I just wanted to draw them, okay?? 😤 #spiderman #marvel

Mid-week check-in! Grab some cocoa with the Koco - how are you doing this week?

I SHOULDA NEVER MADE THAT POST MAN TODAY IS ASS

In early ‘Sonic 1′ screenshots the Green Hill Zone flowers were purple, while in the final version they have a green middle.

no i’m not projecting

I gotta have cursed myself bro this has been such a long fucking day oh my god

This week is going by fast as hell Might just be the new job I got though

Porn bot followed me. Glad to see ain’t nothin changed.

Me and gf’s anniversary today Special shoutout to the bad bitch I pulled by being me

January 2025 D'arce from Fear and Hunger faces (part 3 of 3) #art #Funger #FearandHunger #Miro #fanart

I've been seeing a bunch of mock-ups of the potential logo animation of the Switch 2 so screw it I'm throwing my hat into the ring