i do think it's funny that the only complaint i've had during sex is i "do too much foreplay" like awww is the sunset too beautiful? are the strawberries too fresh? is your steak too juicy?

autumn is calling ☎️🍂

my domain abt to expire smhhh

it's not my fault i'm god's favorite girl. i didn't ask for this

"sorry i'm late to the date you planned i'm just so neurodivergent" yet u never miss a Nintendo Direct

i swallow seven pills at once every night because i’m a real #swallower

can i come over and freak out

neck 😵‍💫

i'm so worried abt a lot of my friends but i don't have the words or energy to bring it up to them

she servin' up cock-tail it's makin my bar tender

i need you all to understand that the "they" in "it/they/she" is bc i'm futch. not bc i'm "somewhere between man and woman." it's because i'm a LESBIAN. if ur a cis person using they/them out of cowardice, i can tell <3

tummy tuesday :)

Yep. I'm more than ready. Bring on autumn.🎃🍂

read theory 👇

being under a weighted blanket is a drug that makes you gayer

putting the ac vent directly on my pussy

i like women in general

once again high and giggly and cuddly

im so flirtwithable rn i like weed seltzer,,,

stroking my shit like burnt toast

THATS ME

(affirmations) fumbling me probably sucks. fumbling me probably sucks. fumbling me probably sucks. fumbling me probably sucks. fumbling me…

carabiner on the left btw

forgot my ex and i share a parking lot and dumpster still LOL this apartment truly is a hell designed uniquely to make me miserable

im so happy im moving oh my god no more mouse-eaten loaves of bread, no more vision going dark on the stairs, no more 90 degree kitchen or 50 degree bedroom, no more mold in the floorboards, no more power going out from everyday tasks

recovering from relationship trauma is wild bc sometimes all i did wrong was being too lovable

the best part of having a girlfriend is reminding her you have a crush on her even when she says “we’re literally dating!”

i love lesbians

sometimes u start taking estrogen and u realize audio porn recorded by random lesbians on the internet is way better than any other porn

had a good day and did my injection @ twin cities oomfs who wants to get railed i wanna fuck

“what’s ur fav position?” MAKING OUT WITH MY HANDS UNDER HER SHIRT

i need to have my face in a woman’s bush like i’m foraging for berries

im still poly in theory it’s just not a core part of my identity anymore :3 just kind of a relationship style i sometimes enjoy

holy mmmffhhshd i want to fuck myself

as a switch, i use it/its in both an “it’s a cute little creature” way and an “it’s an Entity that could Kill Me On The Spot” way

those bites last for Five Nights call me the Mark-applier

life is weird because sometimes you turn 24 and remove “poly” from your bio

i want to fall in looooove so bad and i also know i can’t rush it god knew if i could date long-distance i’d be too powerful

i wish hookups were something i still enjoyed omg i need to fuck somebody asap but i need to get to know them first summoning local trans lesbian bottoms pspspsps!!! i can get wet inside you and fill you up!! i have stamina, i can fuck for hours!! i’ll be gentle at first and follow your cues!!

my new fav bit is reacting "🇫🇷" to somebody's message and saying "haha get frenched idiot"

i see why people become gold diggers like 2-bed apartment with somebody with a consistent income would be so easy

why am i horny on a thursday morning this is a fate worse than death

reposting old skeets bc i agree with that bitch

friendslop? yeah i w- *gets so flustered i pass out*

asexual top call that ace in the hole

nice boobs or whatever but you don’t even know my favorite color!

im sleepy where r the little spoons pspspspsps cmeeeere

i’d personally never flirt on the internet ☺️