This face on this character is sending me

i know she says not to worry about that other guy, but... he's got that HVAC autism, and i've got is the minecraft autism.....

me: don't say that, it'll hurt my saiyan pride them: you're not a saiyan me: (keeling over) OOUUUUUU MY SAIYAN PRIDE!!!!!

i NEVER make the same mistake twice if i make a mistake it's definitely gonna be 3 or more times

Whaddup! Here's all three parts of my recent LIFE series, with the finale featuring the wonderful @shenanigansen.bsky.social, the father of LIFE itself!!

Doing research into what it's like to be a total loser using complete immersion and method acting

"oooo i'd draw that but i can't draw" brother get this through your head NOBODY can draw we are literally ALL BULLSHITTING

Twink Death is a little different from Regular Death... Voices by yours truly and comic by @shenanigansen.bsky.social!

doing a chess move and then saying "is this something?" like i just pitched a bit in a writer's room

making a new restaurant type called Some Of What You Can Eat Buffet, where you pay a flat amount for "all you can eat", but for every item you order on a given round, I roll a d20 on the table, and if it ever lands on 1, I just bring you the bill.

"impossible" is just a word to me.... ....with a definition.... ......and general connotations associated with it.......

reverse hallmark movie where an easygoing country guy moves to the big city and meets a city girl who teaches him the joy of being stressed out all the time and neglecting things in favor of work

An idea for this guy

You may saa~aay I'm a dreamer (shitty beatboxing) And I am the only one (shitty beatboxing) Don't ever thii~iink that you'll beat me (table drum solo) Because I haa~aave the best dreams

www.youtube.com/shorts/EexGh... LAST BLUECHAIR ANIMATION. Thank you so much to the animators! :D

japanese speakers, is "ohayu gozaimatherfucker" a funny thing for the american character in an anime to say

doing that thing where i slouch deep into my chair, brooding, one arm on the armrest holding a can of beer, except instead of slouching i have perfect posture, and instead of beer i have a glass of water

I dream of a tower i cannot reach.

guy 1: i know the project wasn't a success... but you tried really hard on it. so we've decided to give you an ape for effort! :D guy 2: i think the phrase is "an A for effort". guy 1: (loud glass breaking sound, monkey vocalizations in other room) guy 1: uh oh! :D

GUYS LOOK LOOK LOOK www.youtube.com/shorts/nbTPh...

unmasked scooby-doo villain: AND I'VE WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO!! IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY OWN LACK OF FORESIGHT AND PLANNING FOR VARIOUS CONTINGENCIES! fred: wow unmasked scooby-doo villain: what? fred: nothing, we've just never had someone take accountability like that

TOMORROW. AND THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW. RUST BELT MARKET @ FERNDALE, MI