I don't need to learn my multiplication tables. I have magic and my ass is fat.

Food Day! FOOD DAY! FOOOOOOD DAAAAAYYYYY

Food Day is tomorrow

Its 3AM. Will you let her in?

Am I running? Is this why I'm still here? I know what awaits me when I return to my time. Why would I want to go back? Why can't I live for myself even for a moment?

FOOD AND DRINK FOR ALL

All the drinks!

Food Day is this week?

"MY NAME IS URAN! NOT URINE!"

Ba?

Peeks out on the timeline

I AM BECOME THE GRAND SUCK IT GIL!

Today I will be signing my new book!

Birth Name: Avdotya Nikolayevna Ivanova Codename/Alias: Pozëmka/Pozyomka Gender: Female D.O.B: March 15th, (Age Withheld) Nationality: Ursus Race: Lupo Height: 177cm Weight: [Withheld] Vision: 20/20 Blood Type: O+ Eye Colour: Rose Hair Colour: Pink Marital Status: N/A Language: Russian, English

Do you know how hard it is to keep my hair in whipping condition? Its a lotta work!

Its 3AM. Will you let her in?

Hhmmmm?

He screm

I don't know much about movies...you pick

What kind of movie?

Who replaced all the music in the Chaldea cafeteria with Buddy Holly? Not the singer. The Weezer song. If I have to hear about homies dissing this guy's girl one MORE GODDAMNED TIME-

Yey

Baaaaa!

Baaaa

Ba

....no. its run....by cat people. They were the only ones who'd hire me...

......c-cafe run by cats...

N-no I don't!

*squeals*

"D-don't you tell jokes for candy? Or is that an American thing?"

Well, I'm not a lion anymore....p-pay no attention to my uniform...

I needed to get out of the cold, so I snuck into this abandoned house....I'm starting to think that was a mistake....

Trick or Gao?

Yey

Ba

SQUEAK

...nya

Shirou?

The reader wakes up to this sight.

SQUEAKS LOUDER

Send hugs....

Squeeeeak

𝐊𝐄𝐘 TW: themes of SA and r*pe. If you feel uncomfortable reading and hearing about these topics, please skip over this. +

*she squeaks*

Maybe?

....help

Becomes squish

Gao!