Yooo why's Dionysus hanging railroad-style dong? #Hades2

Altered Breast

There was this time when I was playing Gears of War 3 online in 2012 and I stole someone's kill with a torque bow blast. That person messaged me on Xbox saying "u gay 4 that" and it scarred me for life

Honored Battle Brother Hatsune Miku

A walk on the beach (Happy Jogging in Hawaii, PS1, Twilight Express, 2001)

High school me had the sickest death metal playlist on my Tagged page that included this, Arch Enemy, Children of Bodom, and Cradle of Filth. Did anyone else use Tagged instead of MySpace? music.youtube.com/watch?v=1c93...

Tried my hand at a monthly roundup-style post where I yammer about my favorite games and albums from that month. Check it out ⤵️ scabzilla.superghost.site/posts/septem...

Me jamming to the 3DS eShop tunes wherever I go

Been drinking a lot of Diet Dr. Pepper and my stomach is slowly dissolving into a gelatinous pile of slop

Let Thwomp Top

We're taking a break from the usual Super Ghost chaos to rank the Sega Genesis launch games with @thrak.bsky.social and @gandcstudios.bsky.social! Stick around for a few twists ☕ Listen or watch ⤵️ superghost.site/155

How I be now that Hades 2 is out and I can't stop playing it

Top 5 sludges: • beef grease • used motor oil • boiled soda • very muddy mud • toxic waste

BREAKING: The Pre-Order Bonus Podcast has NOT been acquired for $55 billion dollars because I regularly forget to post anything on here. We have so many new episodes. Please listen to our show. open.spotify.com/show/3IK1Ifl...

I played Hades 2 for 4 hours today and now my brain feels like Windows XP fish

Euro vs American

Shinobi: Art of Vengeance review is now up! scabzilla.superghost.site/posts/shinob...

Have some silly today.

I love the goofy nicknames that band members give each other

Just rolled credits on Shinobi: Art of Vengeance! Gonna whip together a Beatlog entry real soon 💪💪💪

🎙️ I am once again advising that you go play Shinobi: Art of Vengeance because the boss fights kick ass 🎙️ #Shinobi #shinobiartofvengeance #sega

I'm a random guy on the internet and I approve this message

My Final Fantasy victory dance would be the Ace Ventura way-too-hard pelvic thrust

Boku No Psyduck 🦆

The masculine urge to take one slice out of different kinds of condensed, can-shaped soup and stacking them all to create the ultimate condensed can-shaped soup

Anyone that doesn't name their Eevee "Steevee" is playing Pokemon wrong

Been playing Make My Video: Kriss Kross on SegaCD for SuperPod Game Club and I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing 😵‍💫 #segaCD

Dads that are offended by their sons doing "non-manly" things like dance classes and cooking radiate the highest concentrated form of small dick energy

Don't wanna work. Just wanna play Downwell and listen to Necrophagist all fucking day music.youtube.com/watch?v=PisY...

Boku No Psyduck 🦆

I bet I could get Tails to drink a bottle of antifreeze for just $3

The Wood of Ruins Shore (Blaze & Blade: Eternal Quest, PC-PS1, T&E Soft, 1998)

My favorite part of being tall is how everyone treats me like I'm some kind of superhero when I help them get things off of tall things

Dug deep and finally wrote a review for Mother 3 🎆 scabzilla.superghost.site/posts/mother...

Me being disassembled at a molecular level after consuming all the Tylenol in the house

Any time anything tells me that I entered the wrong password, I immediately berate that device as if it's not my fault

Microchips, but Cool Ranch flavored 🏂

Breakfast time ☕

HE'S BACK

Big Sunday vibes

Perchance 🤔

Imagine the cramps 🥵