get ready come along with meee take your coat off and join the sceneee dj spin that record that keeps playing in my head over and OVER and OVER AGAINNNN

let’s say, hypothetically, you and me, baby, aren’t nothing but mammals. and for the sake of the argument, let’s say, we should, and I quote “do it like they do on the discovery channel”.

friday the 13th was so good I wish the death penalty for having sex was a thing

jus sayin

@maryonthewall.bsky.social would you like one

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The September 11 attacks were four coordinated Islamist terrorist attacks by al-Qaeda against the United States in 2001. 19 terrorists hijacked 4 commercial airliners, crashing the first 2 into the World Trade Center in New York City and the 3rd into the Pentagon in Arlington County, Virginia.

so like in the severance finale when innie mark changes to outie mark he accidentally shoots the gun he wasn’t intending on shooting…what if he was jorking it as an innie? would he finish when he becomes an outie or would he keep stroking? I need to know ben stiller answer me

reddit mfs will go in r/amioverreacting with a text exchange between them and their shitty partner and be like "AIO? I (23F) keep being called a poopyhead by my (58M) boyfriend and told him to stop" LIKE BITCH LEAVEEEE ITS OBVIOUS

happy 10th anniversary to @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social’s album we cool!!! genuinely such a perfect album that’s been making me feel less alone as I stumble along into young adulthood. love ya jeff!

wish coil called the album horse rotator and the vinyl would be an image disk with a horse stock photo and it spins

2hollis more like 2alcohollics

need me some frizzle fries with a can of pork soda

“they might be giants” is what they say about my boobs

nobody: the humble red concrete ball in front of target:

new contraceptive just dropped

call me kikuo the way I be dwelling in her hole

my gf liked kikuo miku 6 #win

I only get my news from the most reliable sources

i think bluesky needs to witness the bird that alex kent of sprain posts consistently to his instagram. truly a marvelous creature. everytime he posts it it gives me the extra motivation i need to get through the day. awesome.

been watching parks and rec with the gf and oh my god how do they manage to write such perfectly bitchy characters like leslie's friend and the one news host i want to fucking strangle them everytime i see them on screen/hear them talk get behind me leslie

vocal lloyd hat soon neigh me cute

boys want utsu-p not jesus

hey girl *takes pants off revealing this*

this melee super major grand finals boring as hell

thirsty moore

starting to appreciate jeff rosenstock’s post- so much more lately my god what an album like come on it has USA??? TV Stars??? amazing songs

seeing my girlfriend later today life is good I am so helplessly in love with this woman

imagine following me because you think you're gonna see posts about vocaloid and music and then boom i'm just being silly for no reason other than out-sillying my partner

been real into strawberry yogurt parfaits lately

me making a “listening to the top 100 vocaloid scene albums” on rateyourmusic only to realize I have to actually listen to the 80 or so albums I haven’t heard yet

utsu-p dropped a single yesterday 2025 is saved

would

real gamer girls play peggle 2

tonight’s about to be a movie

how aspa of deathspell omega feels having to sing anti-fascist/leftist lyrics hasjarl wrote

youtube music recommendation rabbit hole got me listening to short fairly obscure dungeon synth projects and black metal demos at midnight

les claypool

rest in piece death grips I will kill the philly pisser and the glow stick throwing fuckers just to get them back

imagine this was him watching the towers fall

lipstick for nipples call that nipstick, who doesn’t want their nips to be coral blue #3?

linux installing music

@maryonthewall.bsky.social this is us…let’s set aside our differences and make love not war

if autism comes from vaccines damn it must love getting some annual flu shots

bucephalous bouncing boobs

nah this gotta be the most shoegaze miku ever

being trans is like living in big boo’s haunt and the boos represent the haunting feeling of gender dysphoria oooOOOooo

hey girl are you a double chunk chocolate cookie cause you’re a 5/5 booms