This week is all about new faces, old grudges, and too many doublecrosses to shake a stick at. It's 'Loose Cannons' and 'Crossfire' today so send in your questions about the late great Tony Todd, Girlbossing your way through life, the Big Bad Beetleborgs, and...Seaspray?

This week, MECH is back to steal some robot organs. We're talking 'Operation Bumblebee' parts 1 and 2, so send in your questions about building your own transformers, having your kidney stolen, magic items, and the military industrial complex.

We're back, and so is TFP! We're starting off this year with the Orion Pax 3 parter, so ask us about hooking back up with your ex, Soundwave's aura farming capabilities, going on a quest, and amnesia plotlines.

All good things must come to an end. This week we're wrapping up Season 2 of G1, aka the perfect season of television. Ask us about it!

All good things must come to an end. This week we're finishing G1 season 2 with 'Masquerade' and the infamous 'B.O.T.' so send in your questions about cosplaying your opps, Megatron's creative rut when it comes to doomsday devices, and just...everything about the last episode. Everything.

Hey remember those guys that were in that one really racist episode with the griffin? Time to actually introduce them! It's 'Starscream's Brigade' and 'Revenge of Bruticus' so ask us about making up guys, getting fired from your job, big bad Bruticus, and pre-death memorial statues(??)

We're back from our little holiday hiatus, and quickly closing on on the end of G1S2. This week it's 'Trans-Europe Express' and 'Cosmic Rust', so ask us about le mans racing, magical pearls, cool custom cars, getting sick, national monument based villainy, and kidnapping your doctor.

Don't ask about the Giant Purple Griffin, there's no answer. This week we're talking about a pair of Aerialbot adventures 'Aerial Assault' and 'War Dawn'. Send in your questions about ridiculous schemes, the Combaticons, Orion Pax, and history class.

It's time to learn yet another way to make new guys. It's 'The Key to Vector Sigma' this week, so send in your questions about making five horrible/wonderful sons, the power of orbs, how to introduce 20 new characters with 10 episodes left, and what 'Vector Sigma Grindset' could be.

Orson Welles? Oh, you mean Unicron.

We've got a triple header this week as we talk about THE SEARCH FOR ALPHA TRION, THE GIRL WHO LOVED POWERGLIDE, AND HOIST GOES HOLLYWOOD! Ask us about (shockwave voice) FEMALES, classy ladies, da magic of da movies, dating a fighter jet, and grandpas.

Our first episode of Prime Cuts Nautica is out! Let us tell you all about the little yellow autobot that was never meant to exist. www.patreon.com/posts/prime-...

RAOUL RETURNS! This week we're talking 'Prime Target' and 'Auto-Bop'. Send in your questions about the most dangerous game, rich lunatics, saw traps, going back to the cluuuuuuub, the song of the summer, and the Blaster-Soundwave rivalry thus far.

(imagine this post in Seaspray voice) We're back this week with Sea Change and Triple Takeover, so send in your questions about mermaids, Decepticon colonization, american football, trains, and mutiny.

The Headmasters continues to exasperate us. Come hear the tale of MADMACHINE! www.patreon.com/posts/pcb-ep...

You gotta know when to hold em, and know when to GADZOOKS WHAT IS THAT?! @frayedfate.bsky.social joins us for THE GAMBLER and KREEMZEEK! Ask us about gambling, kenny rogers, wretched hives of scum and villainy, funny little guys, computer viruses, and wacky hijinks.

This week we're talking 'QUEST FOR SURVIVAL' and 'SECRET OF OMEGA SUPREME'! Send in your questions about locus plagues, exotic plants, tragic backstories, space eggs, and THE ROBOSMASHER!!!

This week we're talking about Make Tracks and Child's Play, joined by Mara's cohost Jane, yet another guest who has no Bluesky to tag. Ask us about New York nightlife, robot-human yaoi, enormous alien children, "animation", and slam dunk episode concepts.

This week @gigalithic.bsky.social joins us to talk about 'The Golden Lagoon' and 'The God Gambit'. Ask us about 80s environmentalism, Bambi, magical piss lakes, how to start a cult in three easy steps, the Saturnian moon Titan, and the divinity of Astrotrain.

This week we are talking about 'Blaster Blues' and 'A Decepticon Raider in King Arthur's Court' and lets all be real here, you're only interested in one of these, so just ask us about the second one. I mean look at the attached picture.

This week Grimlock has finally had enough. We're talking about the Desertion of the Dinobots 2 parter, so send in your questions about quiet quitting, loud quitting, food poisoning, and having your work appreciated.

This week Argyle (who I don't think has a bluesky) joins us for a trio of infamous episodes; Microbots and the two part Megatron's Master Plan. Ask us about shrinking episodes, getting fucked up with the boyz, "evil brain impulses", and how we would go about celebrating Decepticon Day.

G1 keeps on rolling. This week we're watching 'The Master Builders' and 'Auto-Berserk', so send in your questions about group projects, STEM majors, sweet dunks, Meltdown May In July, and why Starscream would be the worst trip sitter of all time.

This week friend of the pod @maxibajillion.kaiba.online joined us to talk THE INSECTICON SYNDROME and DINOBOT ISLAND, where we meet frankly far too many new guys at one time. noisespace.xyz/2025/07/21/s...

This week @maxibajillion.kaiba.online joins us to continue the Summer of Sunbow. First we have some Insecticon antics, and then everything goes crazy in the Dinobot Island 2 parter. Ask us about time travel, all these new guys who showed up, bugs, and pulling your arch-enemy's trigger.

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Just when you thought Megatron's plans couldn't get any dumber. We're talking 'A Prime Problem' and 'The Core' this week, so ask us about clones, how to catch a doppelganger, dubious geology, swaying a polycule to your cause, and "Dominator Disks".

g1 transformers status: every animation choice AKOM made in the climax of "the autobot run" is incredible. anthony and i were laughing so hard we put ourselves in coughing fits. the way everyone runs, the explosions, the blatant technical errors, everything

The real G1 starts now. We're talking 'Day of the Machines' and 'Enter the Nightbird' this week. Send in your questions about TRON, fighting to the death with your roomba, sexy ninjabots, being jealous of your commander's new killing machine, and whether or not Nightbird is so hot.

Folks, if you can believe it, there's more G1. Season 2 is starting to ramp up the madness. Send in your questions about Cisformers, getting put in The Device, Atlantis, and which national monuments would make the most comfy chairs.

This week G1 rolls on with 'Traitor' and 'The Immobilizer'. Ask us about Among Us strats, Cliffjumper's knife collection, inventions going wrong, and new girl Carly!

This week @bigchallenges.kaiba.online joins us to talk about an episode of G1 where Megatron replaces the New York skyline with giant purple dildos and turns Optimus Prime's disembodied torso into an alligator robot. And this isn't even peak G1! noisespace.xyz/2025/06/02/s...

This week @bigchallenges.kaiba.online joins us to talk City of Steel and Attack of the Autobots. Send in your questions about Da Greatest City In Da World, turning your legs into an alligator, going apeshit, and exchanging your attitude.

It's good to be back in the land of G1. This week we're beginning the SUMMER OF SUNBOW with Autobot Spike and Changing Gears. Ask us about Frankenstein, extremely specific alarms, customer service voice, the power of the sun, and how close Oregon is to central Africa.

Gonna start posting episodes over here now. We finished the Netflix Transformers show and it SUCKED ASS!! noisespace.xyz/2025/05/05/s...

Tomorrow we finally put this absolute turd of a show to bed. Send in all your season wrap up questions about the WFC trilogy, and look forward to the announcement of the next season!

Finally, it's over...finished! We're talking the end of War For Cybertron this week. Ask us about Cassandrafication, your sweet ride turning into a guy, fist fighting your evil alter ego at waffle house, dead wife, lesbian spiders, and why the fuck any of this happened at all.

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This week WFC asks the question 'What if Code of Hero sucked?'. Send in your questions about being tempted by illusions, swordfights, gay spiders, ghost guides, and using past stories as emotional scaffolding to build a really shitty new story.

BEASTIES!! This week we begin the final leg of this wretched journey with Kingdom. Ask us about EPIC CROSSOVERS, the Voyager program, queening out with fellow schemers, hanging out with your great grandson, and why this fucking franchise has it out for Airazor.

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It's geen. This week we finish off the absolute STINKER that has been Earthrise. Ask us about journeys to the center of the mind, getting advice from your shitty future self, cliffhanger overload, and whether or not Earth actually Rose in this damn show!!

Yeeeehaw! Earthrise continues this week, and we have another beloved character to mangle in the name of toy sales. Ask us about creepy space stations, MMO raid bosses, extremely vague backstories, and why this show seems so dead set on character assassination.

After our monthlong hiatus we return for more slop. Earthrise eps 1 and 2 are on our plate this week, so ask us about badass mercs, prison breaks, sucking dudes dry to save the planet, reaching "consensus", and talking to disembodied heads.

Wow, what a huge guy, I should buy his toy! We're finishing off Siege this week. Ask us about the worst heist of all time, divine football, platforming segments, and why all this this felt like such a god damn waste of time!!! #Transformers

We're back and we're on Bluesky now! We're starting up our coverage on the War for Cybertron trilogy with eps 1 and 2 of Siege, so send in your questions about Epic War, excellent disguises, the Tarnhauser Gate, why everyone sounds the damn same, and Rude Bumblebee.