[ noticing the shadow too late, ] ( euuughhe, bo – ) [ SHOOTING CLEAR ACROSS THE ROOFTOP FROM THE FORCE. TWITCHING. ]

we HAVE to stop inviting cass

// [ takes a bow ] credit to paws for the hilarious idea

YOU. I HATE YOU. SO MUCH.

IT DISAPPEARED THE MINUTE YOU STARTED FLIRTING WITH THE WOMAN TRYING TO / KILL ME / ? !

so. suuuuper funny you bring that up, 'cause, y'know, we ARE battling big mamas assistant. or, like, at least, me and my brothers are.

hey. hey, @thepunktactics.bsky.social, can we get a little sidebar over here. me and you.

// i couldn't hold that one back thats my bad gang /silly

. . snrk. Are – . . Are you HIV Positive about that – ?

[ Sitting upside down, reading one of his comics, ] you look like the poster boy for Nerd Monthly. You get any residuals yet, Dee?

I dunno 'bout you guys, but I'm having, like, THE most normal night ever.

remind me to buddy up to max, like, immediately.

First step: absolutely taken and NAILED. This is in the bag. He has GOT this. Pulling put his Ōdachi, with one last deep breath, he traces a portal into the air. Stepping through into Chateau Prétenche, he silently thanks Mika once again for her help. This place was nearly IMPOSSIBLE

Alright. Alright, alright, / alright /. This is FINALLY the moment. Staring into the mirror, he takes a deep breath, forcing himself to calm and take the 'face man' personality he ALWAYS falls back on. He looks good. Great, even! He and Mika REALLY outdid themselves, truly! Usagi even

( Eugheee, boy, ( 💧 ) ) Yet another amaaaaazing pep talk, hermano. Real inspiring. Can I say the same to you about you and Mona – ?

// back to work 😋

((JAZZY YOU CAN'T BE HITTIN MY HEART DIRECTLY IN ITS LIFE POINTS LIKE THIS IM TAKING PHYSICAL AND PSYCHIC DAMAGE

nothing bad ever happens to leonardo! ( 💪 )

// dont check my latest 🥰 /silly

( @portalchopped.bsky.social , referring to @samurabbit.bsky.social .]

// debby ryan hair tuck.

Aaaah, the smell of love in the air ~ ! . . ( And Raph, eughe, boy, )

Eeeeeh . . [ Making a seesaw motion with his hand, as his head tilts. ] Don has tried to look into it, but then Raphs whole 'nerve stink' lights up, y'know? But, uh . . hey! Let's maybe NOT talk 'bout my big brothers 'stinks', huh? [ Sliding the pizza boxes onto a nearby table, as he

. . dude. [ lopsided grin, as he places a hand on his elder brothers shoulder. ] . . yeah? totally? i think even dad has noticed, he's started asking about weddings and color pallettes to mika.

hey, now! let's not shoot the messenger, hermano! not like she can hear us anyways, looks like she's busy whisper screaming with 'sagi – ,

[ Casually holding five different pizza boxes, as he has a hand on his hip. ] Oh, no, he TOTALLY knows. He's got different stinks, even, we usually lump it all into a 'Raph Stink'. You get used to it, really. Like, uhhh . . an old air freshener, if it didn't freshen the air!

eughe, dudes, raphs 'love stink' has been KILLING the lair air.

. . . [ grumbling. sitting down slowly. ]

i am a MAN

[ SHIT. SHIT, SHIT. ] 📲: YES. 📲: haha i mean yes totally y'know just ran into a few snags yknow how it is amirite

Eughe, boy . . ( 💧 ) [ Hesitating a moment, as he crosses his arms. ] . . don't laugh, [ he mumbles. ] I just kinda felt . . not handsome in them? Like, listen, right – usually I rock anything, 'cause I'm usually the most attractive in the room! But . . y'know, he's a real pretty guy. So.

[ Dragged along, doing basically nothing to help. Not like she needs it, anyways! ] No! [ Hands thrown dramatically into the air! ] I've been doing EVERYTHING, been to every store, in both the Hidden City AND New York, by the way!, tried on EVERYTHING! Nothing looked . . right ? ?

OOH, boy, woah, 'kay, forgot how terrifyingly strong you were – , [ flailing a moment before going limp with a sigh. Totally hiding an amused ( and thankful ) smile. ] Just drag me and my dignity away already.

( i can't believe i'm about to do this, ) [ FALLS TO HIS KNEES IN FRONT OF MIKA. MAKING A PLEADING MOTION WITH HIS HANDS. ] PLEASE, O DEAR SISTER . . / HELP ME /.

WHY. IS IT SO HARD. TO FIND A KILLER OUTFIT.

temp pinned! princess daisy of sarasaland, mario and mvrp. icon: sugaryrainbow ( tumblr ). header: paraspikey ( tumblr ).

[ SMUG GRIN IN THE BACKGROUND. ]

[ With a grin, he starts to walk backwards. He knows these sewers like the back of his hand. ] Oh, yeah, for sure. I can hear the excitement in your voice, might wanna try to reel it in, huh?

YEUGHE – ! [ Blink, blink! Oh, he could almost be proud at how quick that was! ] . . First dibs on gossip rights after my totally amazing date with this guy?

📲: HEEY ITS SMMADK 📲: SRRY IM KINDA LIKE. FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE RN WITH MY SISTER AHAH 📲: TRUST THAT DATE IS STILL ON IM JUSTB MAKING PLANS HAHAH

[ nc ] HEY NOW LETS NOT BE RASH

bitches love me ( ✨️ )

Hermana, you are picking up EXACTLY what I'm putting down! [ Smug ( and slightly bashful ) grin, as he swipes yet another bit of frosting. The same bit she replaced. ] I kinda told him it'd be, y'know, REALLY nice, so I kiiiiiinda can't back outta this need now.

// i no no wanna work todayyy

Yeah, y'know, usually I save the REAL romantic stuff for the third, but I figured you were worth bumping it up. You're welcome. Watch out for that mystery liquid puddle –

YEUGHE, EW, [ gagging loudly as a finger swipes through the frosting! ] Even if I was, he'd be LAST on the list. That is NOT a little piggie I'd wanna bring home! [ Sticking tongue out in disgust! ] Well, y'know, he kinda super hates me. And you know him at least a bit better. And I

Well, no, not exactly, [ leaning against the counter now, with Mika slightly distracted by their conversation, he attemps to swipe some frosting. ] For once, I kiiiinda need him. His fancy restaurant, if we're being specific!