➷ 𝗜 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙯𝙚𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙬𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘀𝗼 𝗜 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝙗𝙧𝙪𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙨.

huh. what. wuoh...

((im gonna dip for sleep. eeper. gnight gang <3

Maybe someday, champ.

[Also suffers from insomnia. Something about the fucking ancestral ghosts in his brain.]

Ugh. No.

You wouldn't even hate me calling you "Leonardo-San", either, which is INSANE.

It's not like I count as 30 votes because I have several dead ancestral ghosts living in my brain! HAHAHAHHA THAT'D BE WEIRD, RIGHT?!? [Awkward silence.]

. . . [Turns around to face him, tail pretty much doing the bunny equivalent of wagging.] ....Hey.

. . . [Processing. Paw-hands go up.] Oh. Uh. I mean no harm! I'm just-- tryna-- [Backing up from this situation a little.]

Heyyy. Uh. You good? You look like you've seen a ghost.

. . . no wonder i felt eyes on me every time... i know the run of the mill outfit's a little slutty but... (💭)

I hate this fucking place.

. . . Hm, he likes Jupiter Jim, huh? Maybe my family still has all that JJ merch from when my brother was really into "human stuff". . . [Thinking aloud.]

➷ 𝗦𝗼 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝗶𝗻 𝙢𝙮 𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙨, 𝗹𝗲𝘁'𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘄𝗲'𝗿𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝙙𝙞𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜!

Oh, well... that's-- funny. I'm an aura user, which-- is kinda like that?

Yes, I'm a rabbit. Uhm. Is that-- strange to you?

➷ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝙢𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙣 𝙛𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙢 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗜 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝙧𝙪𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗜 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠 𝙞𝙣!

[! ! !] [Usagi hears the voice of his date, and turns, seeing him and offering a gentle, warm smile. Katanas remain firmly planted in their sheathes on his back, star-shaped ita bag meeting the table as Usagi sits down.] Hey, bluebird~ [He'd practically purr, smoothness purely ++

➷ 𝗛𝗶𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙩𝙨, 𝗜'𝗺 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚. 𝗞𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠, 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵-𝗵𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀.

(( did a better, albeit less dynamic pose of the leosagi date dress. idk. im tired. ))

Who'd I be, oh Sonic Loremaster?

[Has just walked into the breakroom as she's talking to one of their coworkers. Their coworker RUNS at Usagi and pats his shoulder. "TAG OUT!" and then leaves the breakroom.] . . . Okay.

((Sleep time. jazzy i will come for your writing tmrrw hopefully b4 you work. windy im going to dm you when i can gnight everybody! ))

[He almost jumps out of his fur when the phone buzzes. He picks it up, reading the texts as he picks up his pin-filled ita bag shaped like a star (it goes with his dress, of course); strapping his katanas to his back in their sheathes, he texts back.] 📲: you know i am, handsome. 📲: OMW to the ++

[Getting ready for this date. . . Gently pulling the dress straps up over the expanse of his shoulders. . . The ribbons cut into star shapes at the bottoms swing as he stares into his full body mirror, body quivering in a myriad of emotions.] He's the king, and baby, I'm the queen of disaster. . .♡

((JAZZY YOU CAN'T BE HITTIN MY HEART DIRECTLY IN ITS LIFE POINTS LIKE THIS IM TAKING PHYSICAL AND PSYCHIC DAMAGE

. . . Why.

📲: [MONA RECEIVES: Selfienewdress.PNG] 📲: I think it's serviceable, I might be able to put some more jewelry on. . . Though of course I'm bringing my katanas and star shaped ita bag. . .

[Blushing so bright.] Shut up! ! !

JOKES ON YOU, HE DOESN'T! I CHECKED GOOGLE.

[Literally tearing apart his closet. . .]

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT IT IS, BESTIE.

📲: SAME. 📲: BUT I WENT CLUBBING WITH MY SISTER AND ABSOLUTELY TORE IT WHILE DOING A SPLIT ON THE DANCEFLOOR. 📲: WOULD ANY OF YOUR STUFF EVEN FIT ME?????

[texting @balladofmonalisa.bsky.social ] 📲: MONA PLEASE KILL ME. 📲:I WENT TO DROP OFF BLUE'S PIZZA ORDERS AND HE PROPOSED THE DATE TO BE TONIGHT. 📲: I RIPPED THE LAST DRESS I HAD PLANNED FOR THAT NIGHT IN THE INTERUM! 📲: HELP.

YES IT D-- maybe I'm repressed, but still. Don't-- don't make me into the weirdo here when you brought up MATING STINK.

((while jazzy's at work imma redesign usagi's date fit <3

IT DEFINITELY GAVE OFF THAT VIBE, MONA.

YEAH BUT HE DOESN'T EXCRETE A SCENT THAT MAKES HIM WANNA DO THE NASTY WITH ME!

[ Was about to google "do red eared sliders have musk", but almost drops his phone. His future vision did alert him of this possibility, but the vision was so blurry, there was no way to know WHEN this would happen.] . . . Tonight? [Quickly clearing his schedule and texting Mona a "THE DATE IS ++

((Hm. What if I gave Usagi future vision.))

. . . [Mortified expression.] Hey, uhm. Let's not.... think about that at this time! Or EVER! Eugh.

. . . That's repulsive, but I guess it makes sense due to y'all bein' different species of turtle. [He wants to mention the date these two have had planned for 3 months, but he keeps his mouth shut, even though the ancestors are calling Leo a fruit in his head.] ... Maybe seeing a doctor would ++

( He's absolutely got some kind of pheromone problem, ESPECIALLY when he's around you. He smells decent before, but as soon as you're in the vicinity, the stink activates like an automatic can of shitty febreeze. )

( SO I'M FUCKING RIGHT-- GIRL, YOU NEED THERAPY! ! !)

So, you guys like... notice it? And haven't told him? Or is he fully aware and just stinky about it. [Was dropping off their Run of the Mill order when this was said, leaning against the archway.]

( ... DON'T TELL ME YOU /LIKE/ WHEN HE STINKS, GIRL, I SWEAR TO THE STARS ABOVE--)

Girl, he absolutely REEKS sometimes. Like his pheromones are all fucked up.

Why does the red one have a distinct odor. Like. He smells funnier than the rest.

(( ringing the "new g account" bell as i drop this in all your laps: bsky.app/profile/tube... temp pfp, today was exhausting so i have no mental energy to draw them but new oc <3 ))