When you're an Fujoshi in Alexandria selling Red Hot x Deep Blue Doujinshi carved on Electrope Tablet and your arch nemesis is preaching that their signature drink proves Red Hot is the bottom but you know the truth is the drink is an artistic representation of Deep Blue bouncing on it crazy style a

I need to start OC stuff... I have not stepped in there once and I'm going to have to since relic will inevitably be BiS Ugh... Grandma is tired

Live footage of Eutrope if she actually got the warrior of light’s like 7 times rejoined post-light poisoning soul with an extra 3 people living full time inside of it

lmao Tuesday reclears are actually so miserable. Subbing for a friend in a bit with Martyn but just for 10, so trying to get my 9 reclear. I have been in so many different parties and people cannot fucking do this shit? I never have problems on Monday, Tuesday folks are atrocious holy moly.

happy valentione's event

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Yeah

Finally after ten million years

Was considering trying to get my M11S clear on Martyn but I only know how to do the Rinon strat for Arena split, idk how to do it the normal way and I'm not gonna troll PF any more than it already gets trolled lol

I have gotta figure out my raid jitters cause this is twice now I've en avant'd misclicked because of shaky hands. I wish my nerves did not manifest into shaking hands.

IT IS NO LONGER TYRANNY TIME!! FUCK!!! #7.4spoilers

Jumpscared my static yesterday accidentally D: We were in the middles of an M11S pull and my cat jumped up right onto my desk and in front of me, and I couldn't mute and had to call for my partner to grab her. So in like, the middle of Trophy Weapons I go "YAN!" I felt really bad.....

did you call me?

Illustration for Fen 🎨 #commission

“Are you sure That we are awake? It seems to me That yet we sleep, we dream.” [2023] #rosereeq

"If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumbered here While these visions did appear" [2023] #rosereeq

GOOD.

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i forgot i had TTS for non-voice acted dialogue and this nearly killed me when it came out of nowhere

"i asked chatgpt" well i asked the gay little ffxiv players in my discord

I managed to get front row tickets for the next Arcadion match. I'll practically be able to taste the Tyrant's sweat from where I'll be seated 😩😩😩

just convocation things #ffxiv (remember when lahabrea was the resident horse enthusiast?)

Rosaline like, "who the hell is this guy and why am I suddenly his apprentice... slimy-ass snake oil salesman..." #rosemartyn #wolqotd

unrelated. have arcadion fighters on the brain again

lol casters - don't you dare make me stand still I hate it I can manage SMN cause it's fairly mobile but please don't make me play healers or magical ranged lmaooooo

頭割りでネップリしてた絵 #uroko_FF14

there is a secret sauce that makes male video game characters irresistible to women (regardless of sexuality) and it is called “making them a little pathetic”

I am so glad my reputation precedes with regard to being unwell for Martyn. Having someone go "oh you're the Martyn guy" has happened more than once now lmao.

My Martyn alt is so rizzless... I need to get him some better glams now that we have no more restrictions. I gotta get this man looking good for PF lmao

LMAO fucking speedrunning on my Martyn alt tonight. Got my EX clear for him and won coffer on that first clear. But I also??? ROLLED A FUCKING 99 ON THE WINGS... alt luck I swear to god............ Then I hopped into an M9S party and got that clear in 1 pull lmao

Someone please log out of Aether so I can go visit my friends, thanks lmao

here's the first of my #arcadion magazine covers!! featuring your favourite girls wearing Rick Owens. details below ⬇️ #ffxiv #art

Fairy

I made my little guys..... picrew.me/en/image_mak... #rosemartyn

You know that quest in the 80-90 BLU msq where you accompany Martyn and he finds some gil on the docks and is like YIPPEE ? My partner just came home from grocery shopping and went, "Good news! I found a dollar in the parking lot. Hahaha, my gain!" So like. I hope you understand me better now.

I fear the person I would become if I really took a good look at Rosaline and The Tyrant next to each other. I don't have the space right now to fall down that horny cavern.

A kind-hearted young woman from a Square Enix RPG who was created as a copy of someone else by a nefarious secret organization, who is fought as a final boss and slain by the protagonist in a peaceful golden-hued city because her very existence makes her a threat, through no fault of her own.

rejoice and partake of my gift. or something

good morning #FFXIV #FF14 #FF14風景

Normalize saying WAAAUGH THE FLAT CAR! instead of "I lost my train of thought" and say it with feelings.

Brothers: blowjob'd killed on the last possible gcd, an absolute nail-biter #7.4spoilers

really hilarious that materia is a narratively and mechnically significant item in ff7 because aerith is like 'my mother left this materia for me...' and im like 'thats so beautiful does it give you direct hit +18'

The twelve but Eorzea Academy! #ffxiv #ffxivart

🤔SUDDENLY I WANNA BE💪RIDIN' FREE🏄‍♂️ ✖️XTREME OH BABY👶CAN'T YOU SEE👁️ ✂️CUT THE LEASH🐕‍🦺SO I CAN BREATHE🥵 👆AND NOW IN ME 👍I CAN BELIEVE😌 👁️LOOK IN THE MIRROR🪞LOOK IN THE MIRROR👁️ 👁️LOOK IN THE MIRROR🪞AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE🗣️ 👀SAW THE ME THAT I WANNA BE IN THE MIRROR😎 👇RIGHT WHERE WE OUGHTA BE👇 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸

Reminded by a comment on my WoLQotD that I unleashed this monstrosity on Twt based on someone’s glitched Aymeric over two and a half years ago. Enjoy Bsky. #ffxiv #art

Imagine being someone in s9 who is in charge of writing a wiki page for the WoL Having to actually fact check things like "Ate 999 boiled eggs in one sitting" and "broke 300 materia and cried for 7 hours"

had to doodle this as a mnk main and dancing green fan