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From the archives: [At the gay club] HIM: “Dude, what’s in your pocket?” ME: “Oh, I’m just doing the handkerchief code thing.” HIM: “That’s a semaphore flag. Where did you even get this?” [Meanwhile, at sea] SAILOR: “Sir, the merchant frigate has indicated that it’s a bottom into blowjobs.”

Fuck yea, I love reading the news.

Also, resposting this meme already because of pride. It's fitting #FF14 #FF14

refuse to obey and I’ll make you more gay

bottoms up~

every gbf summon WISH they were as usable at 0lb and as sexy as lodern 😤 (i'm glad his series won't be in the same situation as the tetragod set)

俺らに提出すんなら、容赦はしない。

+ multiple alt versions

"I'll take on all you bastards!" 🎨: @\\\yohiko.bsky.social

cheeky bastard

ok i head to bed now byeeeeeeeeeeee

POV: you used him (this SHOULD have no sound)

bottoms up~

not me getting dms from 3 different people bc of this (good fucking morning)

1) i didn't know normal arkveld can drop the felyne cart 2) i rolled a 4 and someone had a 99.

🌊

am i really gonna reinstall street fighter 6 bc it looks like ingrid has sauce.....

Brother this pornographic fanart fails to capture the spirit of the character

ur so pretty ur so handsome ur so cute ur so perfect ur so

look in the mirror look in the mirror look in the mirror an' tell me what you see found the me that i wanna be in the mirror right where we oughta be

This is what I imagine Lumull looked like when he was in the conductor's seat during the Doomtrain fight

here, take this tiny clodsire

ur so pretty ur so handsome ur so cute ur so perfect ur so

putang ina ang init

others probably also noticed this but some savage tiers really love having a Third Fight that Tries Boring You to Sleep in the First Half

"I'm not showing hole, I'm not gay." I am then shot by a sniper rifle and fly across the room into a death wall

i get to go home to my catboy tonight!!

I have a whimsical vernacular

didnt get to phase 2 btw 😔

the crew kind of regrets suggesting a certain tomestone app to him, he's been lazing about for a whole week already

a true captain doggedly toils for his ship 🏴‍☠️😼

come hell or high water

"Fancy a drink?" 🎨: @\\01gaaa.bsky.social

he doesn't seem too fussed about losing the sparring match....

he thinks he's hot shit

getting ready for the short trip so repost flood incoming!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

guy whose family loves the beach (this time i can actually enjoy without feeling anxious at all)

he's wondering if he can see phase 2 before having to leave early in the morning tomorrow.......

Frontlines treasures

when the shed is slaughtering, idk (i saw slaughtershed!)

me sitting dejected as people call deadlock and umamusume the non-FG FGC games like i can't even refute that........

🧍‍♂️ 🧍‍♂️

accidentally ordered tokusatsu instead of tonkatsu at this restaurant and now this guy won't stop doing stunts. The waiter can't even take him back because whenever he tries the guy strikes a pose and a bunch of explosions go off behind him

Here's a free version of the same article gcaptain.com/drowning/

hey, maybe don't be snarky about folks "not wanting to read" a paywalled article dickhead

"time to start reclaiming my life" and it's me trying to cram a clear for m12s