my condolences to the chef

if that why guy actually used the time spent fruitlessly arguing with strangers online to actually do their job they could vastly improve the worse parts of the site

internet video truly is a wonder. i remember a time where watching tv on a phone was novel but impractical due to technology of the time but now it's better than cable!

is there any real reason youtube decides to shift around its backend like The Cube or is it just to piss people off

bill.newgrounds.com/news/post/16... newflash goes CRAAAAAAZY shoutouts bill premo

prediction: next resident evil will be called "Resident Evil: Extinction" and the X will be the 10 so its red n stuff

horror protagonist transported to the real world bravely drops down a real abandoned sewer and gets stuck (there is no progression)

opposing sides #thebindingofisaac #tboi

death of the internet with Al

"oracle" is a bit too on the nose dont you think en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oracle_...

i ordered the mcpenis at mcdonalds and they gave me an apple pie

my fellow drivers, the world is safer for everyone including urself when u put ur phone down, use ur turn signal every time, & leave 3+ seconds following distance. failure to follow these basic guidelines should constitute domestic terrorism

i am launching a new line of collectible toys! they are called Guygantics! they are 36ft tall figurines of colorful and wacky characters you can collect in mystery boxes!

This 30-year-old transgender man, who can’t swim, jumped into Lake Michigan after a wind gust blew a baby in a stroller into the freezing water. He’s being called a hero. But now he has medical expenses, and people are donating to a fundraiser to support him. www.advocate.com/news/lio-cun...

i really like interactions like "oh my god is he dead?" and the 'he' in question is a pile of blood and guts

i feel like its better to walk at not your full height so if theres a change in terrain you arent suddenly shooting yourself up or down you can just extend/retract your legs without jostling yourself

yeah the more i see how caffeine n stuff affects other people the more i feel its not doing anything for me :/

the sky opens up and hell rains

if im only allowed to mention one specific thing when creating issues on github then lawmakers should only be allowed to draft up bills pertaining to exactly one specific thing

anyone making a game featuring a desert set in the future consider this: old cement shoes

The whole collection is cool in a deeply upsetting way www.angustsui.com/404-safety-n...

Hellraiser chic is here and I’m honestly not mad about it

i really hate nexusmods ngl

Standing up against these laws, both in the USA and numerous other nations, is integral for a whole host of issues Gaza? Minnesota? Venezuela? If these and more matter to you, then you need to get active because these laws will handicap any online organizing for MANY causes

no one can fuckin do it right man

blows my mind crazy style microsoft has a suite of actually useful utilities called PowerToys you can download from the windows store that wasnt included by default in either windows 10 or 11 but they did add copilot and wiped your SSDs partition table

very last minute but markiplier is still welcome at my birthday parties

what does mogging mean. it sounds like a medieval torture method. the kings men are mogging me tomorrow for stealing from the town butcher

hell the pear phone from icarly was a lot more realistic in the direction we shouldve went

i really think the present we have today shouldve more human design and ergonomics and not smooth sleek minimalist. like we really have to spend hundreds more on phones with reinforced shells on account of how much the frictionless flat slab slips out of our hands is that not a clearer message?

going back in time to do my talking on the phone bit

with the composure of a horror game protagonist opening a door

space engine is a real good program for space reference for art even if you don't directly create assets with the program the graphics are very accurate seeming

with how hands-off google seems to be with youtube being its run by computers you could probably just easily commit fraud by sending an email demanding they pay for a "service" they "are using" and theyll just throw money at it without question cuz thats run by a computer as well

modern day equivalent of mcready pouring his whiskey into the computer when he loses at chess is to firebomb a datacenter

shotgunning the penis at the orgy (paramedics involved)

i wish i could extend my middle finger comically long when i flip the bird

special thanks to studio ghibli for making generated media obvious

Wow Signal

made fan art for my favourite horror movie

in a country where mass murder happens regularly, saying your anti-mass murder will get you fired.

stoat seems to be working again finally

hi guys I know I haven't been very active lately, and I don't talk about where I'm from often, but the government made some really scary announcements today so I thought I'd share to let everyone know what's happening. here are some posts from twt for context

sewerslide: boring, immature, "frick" sinusoid: same concept, promotes math, sine wave (they are cool)

does anyone remember why we ditched teamspeak?

internets kinda gone from an interconnected network of sorts to a small cluster of like 5 big things with everything else not visible to the naked eye

loud fart craptured on spirit box ghost hunters report