fun fact: my wife did this exact move when a mild jumpscare happened in a horror movie we watched with her family (she will deny it but i remember vividly)

she cant handle my godzilla autism

Sweaty girl pits

thighjob successful

my girlfriend is gay

thinking abt my wife

Fatted ass is still eating my tomatoes

thank u wife for making me sparkly

close friend blocked me on everything randomly im tiredddd of all the drama

thank u wife @scallywagbooty.bsky.social

why is my life full of drama i want peace

i was stronger, i was better

i love my wife

Hubble Space Telescope images of interstellar comet 3I/ATLAS are out! These were taken 5 hours ago. Plenty of cosmic rays peppering the images, but the comet's coma looks very nice and puffy. Best of luck to the researchers trying to write up papers for this... archive.stsci.edu/proposal_sea... 🔭

i may be biased against a certain body part of mine

on.soundcloud.com/qkc20wLEWWKF... thanks 2 my beautiful wife for vocals and my friend for goofy ass synth

mightve been hacked or something oh noooo somebodys posting hot pics of me oh nooooo

woops where'd these come from

gonna have a projects worth of creepy noise/ambient tracks soon enough on.soundcloud.com/Z7Yxab0O8kXB...

RADIOSHACK AINT COMIN BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

worst eyeliner of all time

fat bitches

creepy ambient/harsh noise thing i made on.soundcloud.com/PEL5DCWOtH6p...

hi