You have forfeited your legs, arms, and skull. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Most Daedric runes on scrolls or engraved into enchanted equipment are just the relevant copyright information or serial numbers. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

My friend and Oblivion Loading Screens co-joke-writer, Blau, is once again in need to help to make a few bill payments while she takes care of her mother who is dealing with nerve issues after beating leukemia. Any help or boosts would be appreciated. critter.cafe/@blaurascon/...

Chiitan has a dream. I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past. I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination. Until then, let's all support each other🤍

Flaccid Uggs of Crying

So I tried The Elder Scrolls: Battlespire. I made my character and class, spawned into the world, tried to figure out the controls, figured out the arrow keys move you, accidentally walked off a cliff, fell into lava, died, it restarted the game, and it didn't make a save after character creation.

Oh, thank you so much @distortiondevil.bsky.social for voicing Hank to make this happen. You're a champ.

Most Daedric runes on scrolls or engraved into enchanted equipment are just the relevant copyright information or serial numbers. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

You are frozen in fear from your phobia of nautical-themed, family-friendly, seafood restaurants. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Many people will not offer you quests if you are coated in a thick layer of mustard. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

This is my friend and joke co-writer who needs help right now for a few bills. Links are in the post that they link to.

Mayhaps I should also try to join Mastodon? :O

I have learned a thing! :D So, as you may know, I noticed a while ago that classic Oblivion's UI font is a 125% horizontally stretched out version of the font "Kingthing's Petrock", but with custom "E", "G", and "g" characters. Apparently, the "E" and "g" are from the font "Morris Roman". :D

Members of the Fighters Guild will scream and cry if you ask them to alphabetize anything. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Many people will not offer you quests if you are coated in a thick layer of mustard. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

I have learned a thing! :D So, as you may know, I noticed a while ago that classic Oblivion's UI font is a 125% horizontally stretched out version of the font "Kingthing's Petrock", but with custom "E", "G", and "g" characters. Apparently, the "E" and "g" are from the font "Morris Roman". :D

Force-feeding unwanted shoes to Spriggans is considered a rite of passage in Skingrad. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Some mages have written spell tomes that teach an alternate copy of the Turn Undead spell that rotates the undead target 180 degrees once. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Sticky Dark Elf Knife of Confusion [STOLEN]

another world on game pass. fuck uh. get in here

Zenithar and Dibella weep every time AI art is generated

Seek out Nirn to yank the Council of Wraiths

Potion of Stinky Boogers

Potion of Explosive Werewolf

Beware the TES pipeline.

This is my friend and joke co-writer who needs help right now for a few bills. Links are in the post that they link to.

"Excellent. A fine example of a Daedric shrine." - Elante of Alinor We've completed all of the dungeons for the Fighters Guild! Enjoy this early look at our entirely remade Brittlerock Cave. #Skyblivion #Oblivion #Skyrim #PCGaming #ElderScrolls

My friend and Oblivion Loading Screens co-joke-writer, Blau, is once again in need to help to make a few bill payments while she takes care of her mother who is dealing with nerve issues after beating leukemia. Any help or boosts would be appreciated. critter.cafe/@blaurascon/...

You are frozen in fear from your phobia of nautical-themed, family-friendly, seafood restaurants. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

I just need to record my lines for Blue, and I can start animating. Gonna shoot to record tomorrow and try to kick everything off. :) Enjoy this test render of the tavern environment. #LowPolyKnights

Simply magical. Another world brought to life.

Scheduled my yearly Corprus vaccine for tomorrow. :) But seriously. Go get your Covid and Flu shots if you can. That shit sucks.

Force-feeding unwanted shoes to Spriggans is considered a rite of passage in Skingrad. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

❗ Quick reminder that age verification on Bluesky is fully client side! Meaning you can easily get around it! More on it here! gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e2... #bluesky #age #verification #bypass 👇 Repost so people who need it will find this post! 👇

Wood Knife of Slicing equipped to Nipples

Potion of Beefy Biceps

Pleasant Werewolf Spear of Smashing repaired for 502 gold

but it's necessary

Find a way to bestow Mara's Flaccid Blessing upon the Straight Dragon

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