I feel like my head is a shrodinger's cat of various "do this, do that"s you think if I broke my skull open it'd collapse the wave-function and give me a proper decision so I don't just keep doomscrolling?

how do people contend with long nails? mine are hardly a few mm over and they feel like any moment they'll catch on something and snap right off my finger...

LOVED ICHIRAN AND THE SOLO RAMEN 🍜 BOOTHS, 11/10,,, HOWEVER!! I WAS TOO BROAD!! HAD TO KEEP MY ELBOWS TUCKED IN AND MY SHOULDERS TENSE THE WHOLE TIME!! IT KIND OF ADDED TO THE EXPERIENCE, BUT STILL!! YEOWZA! A SKETCH TO AID IN VISUALISING MY PLIGHT (maybe slightly exaggerated but you get it):

www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3E3... yknow, everyone waxes poetic about the first ten minutes of the bumblebee movie and for damn good reason....but for the longest time, this was up there for the hypest shit regarding TF

Stuck in a car for another hour or so as I am off to a physical aptitude exam for the first time in forever AMA

My stomach is not happy with me

I wanna play DnD again…

New commission art dropped! Wonder what's in that bag that this raptor wanted so badly... Perhaps we'll find out later? 👀 You can commission art from me HERE: vgen.co/DoodleConner #clipstudiopaint #Vgen #pixelart #comics #dinosaurs

me, scrolling through my feed when I see multiple art posts of a moot in succession: wow I guess we drawing [moot] today me, looking a bit higher on each post to realize that said moot is just going through art of theirs and reposting it: ah.

🎶 Music On 🎶

Shark attack happening in my back yard

cursed imagery

what this was supposed to be vs what it its

Sailor-Fuku, Pretty Magic Seafood BLAST!

oh hey guys remember this? remember how we're only 9 away? remember that? bsky.app/profile/noah...

More sketches from da mind🧠

I know nothing of Spy x Family past the point where this guy shows up but I really hope he dies at some point, ideally in a manner that has him bleed out and demand someone help him only to be met with deaf ears and blind eyes to his plight

WHY IS IT COLD NOW

they: Hey Noah how's that art thing you're doing coming along? me:

sure is crazy how we're only 9 more people away from this... ahem... I SAID IT SURE IS CRAZY HOW WE ARE ONLY NINE [9] MORE FOLLOWERS AWAY FROM THE DOODLECONNER NEW OUTFIT PAGEANT ON TWITCH DOT TV WHICH YOU CAN HELP US GET TO BY FOLLOWING DOODLECONNER AT www.twitch.tv/doodleconner

Quoting with the image since the original post was deleted 🙃

it do be like this sometimes

the princess @silververity.bsky.social committed a cardinal sin for artists in expressing her desire to draw something to her friends so of course me and @monologueart.bsky.social had to ensure she understood what she wrought

*draw your OC in this

I love this text post so I drew it

I guess we doin office ladies now

it is not I who controls my desire it is my desire that controls me

I guess we doin office ladies now

Welcome to the Amazing Digital Pirate Cre- oh oh no... feat: @torisnowfall.bsky.social

why are persimmons so weird they look like tomatoes or tangerines they're 'solid' all the way through like an apple and despite looking like theyre either going to be spicy or sour they're just super mellow in taste? I mean they're good but still weird

Forgot to mention my trip to store to actually get myself some legit clothes again netted me a nice pair of green pants All I need now is a lighter green sweater vest+tie And also some shoes and the Noah drip will be complete

everyone should have a tiny nerf gun on their desk with some targets across the room it's so therapeutic to get frustrated at something and just turning around in your PC chair, taking aim, and then *POW* sending a cardboard target flying this is the one i have but it has sonic the hedgehog on it

how the gang gonna be at me starting May

I got the job.

in a twist that no one could have possibly seen coming the princess correctly guesses the tastes of the catboy she befriended by leveraging said tastes

Woah Noah actually doing art again instead of perpetually doomscrolling as he’s done since march? What a refreshing change of pace

shoutout to the anime trope where character's parents immediately hit it off with their Love interest and basically adopt them into the family bonus points for if the L.I. has their own family situation/parental issues and so gets the kind of familial experience they lacked in their own home life

Woah Noah actually doing art again instead of perpetually doomscrolling as he’s done since march? What a refreshing change of pace

this is the mii espresso that sabrina was trying to warn us about

8 win streak broken by Gengar. Saw two more after and bonked em with Sena the Tinkaton. Her diet is Brightpowder salted Incineroar on a rainy day with a side of freshly FakedOut Kingambit. She also does a lot of cardio😎 Ultra Ball rank is where I shall reside so I can use strange and unusual mons.

Was thinking about which of the (10?) lantern corps my friends would be in And I was like “yeah, [X], would be a good fit for the Indigo lanterns, they’re compassionate” Then I remembered the indigo tribe is made up of the universes biggest sociopaths that are in rehab So maybe not

misc Noahs as cats/cat drawings

certainly staying up late has no negative consequences

Me for real and I hate it, it’s why I’ve been struggling a bit socially lately.

TO MY MOOTS WITH THE GOOD TASTE A QUESTION FOR YOU Cheeky gyaru OL MILF who always teases you but pulls through when it counts OR Tired and serious OL MILF who’s cold and aloof in public but doting and needy in private

I refuse to elaborate