"I absolutely do not want to watch you eat." "But... I could go some ice cream. To finish. You know how I love to finish.... off a meal."

A glance at his stomach, then back up. "Sure sound a little beat up about it."

"You're just mad that I didn't share."

"My tummy hurts but it tasted so good."

Polite burp smol belly rub licking sweet chilli sauce from her lip

"Okay, listen very closely." "Cheese fries." "With sweet chilli sauce."

Skill issue. How can he not see the drones? Or hear them? Those things are loud. (did he get anything good?) "Anything you can doooo, I can doooo better!"

"My 'ex' senses are tingling."

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She is an ICON!

I only know Judas from the Lady Gaga song, honestly. It’s a banger.

“I think I have a crush.”

Wait, what happened to Adam and Steve?

“Who’s flirting?”

Wouldn’t know, I don’t read fiction.

“Are you so for real right now, unc?” “That’s so shade room, no cap Ohio, sigma boi.”

“What’s on sight, young one?”

“I wanna be nine.” “Because seven eight nine…” “That’s what it means, pipsqueak.”

As the kids say.

How adorable.

I just wanted to say six-seven, honestly.

Like and I’ll tell you where I’d kiss you. Unless you’re a weirdo.

Jealous tbh

Bᴏʀɴ ᴛᴏ ᴅɪᴇ

Abso-fucking-lutely

Warlock? What was it with her and bad boys? She’d be all dressed up and waiting one hour and fifteen minutes later. Had to keep him waiting just a little.

“Tonight? I’m busy.”

He was showing off and she braced against the displaced air that hit at her, head twisting to protect her eyes. Habit more than a real need. He'd made it into such a safety negotiation that it just didn't seem like fun anymore. Very little in her life was fun anymore. -

"God, I'm bored enough to go back to a life of crime."

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“EXCUSE ME!” “I’m a virgin, so I don’t know what you’re trying to suggest!”

"Halloween Ball sounds like a Hardy variant team-up thing."

"Would I suggest such a stupid stunt if I wasn't sure that my webs and shoulders could take it?" She smirked. "Organic webbing, it's as strong and flexible as I need it to be. And if it snaps, then I web onto a building. This isn't my first rodeo, Fly-Boy."

"I got Spider strength and durability, not quite super, but I can take you." In a fight. She gripped his hand and shook once. "Nice to meet you, Kal. You can call me Night-Spider."

"I smell too good to be beating people up."

"He thinks I'm cute." "Must be a bad guy, I always fall for the bad guys."

"You barely even know me!"

Me, if you even care

“Mine either, but I’ve been disappointed on dates before.” She grinned at him “Italian and a little black dress it is. Meet me in an hour?”

“What kind of food do you like? It’ll affect the sort of dress I wear. You can’t wear an Italian dress to grab burgers.”

“Why don’t I put on a nice little dress and we can discuss things over dinner?”

But I bet I could make you kneel.

You could make me more than just sit.

Me. I’m the kitty. /joke

My spelling though…

“My ass is amazing, thank you random citizen.”

And just like that, the tears stopped. She sniffed. Glared. And shrugged. “I’m reformed. Hence the new suit.”

Monochrome Spider-Lady? Oh, I like that.

“It’s just… everyone has been so m-mean to me!” “And now you’re accusing me of lying when I didn’t!”