My favorite part about the modern Internet is sorting through clip-art images to figure out which one isn't AI

In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning

Oh hey, check it out!

Tommy is an absolutely wonderful person and so totally deserving of the big 500k.!If you’ve ever enjoyed any of my speedrun videos, you owe it to yourself to check him out

The amount of armchair speedrunners in my comments is staggering… telling like you know it to the best speedrunners on the planet is just plain silly

I might be addicted to Silksong

Fuck it, Bug Dimmadome

Some new viewers have started to discover my "Why X Speedrun is Bad" series and ho boy I forgot how toxic normies can be...

Silksong.

Yoyoyo, time for the next vote on which level I do next for my Cut Content in Halo series: youtube.com/post/Ugkxyig...

This is such a huge milestone! 10,000 wonderful people have went out of their way to hit that subscribe button!!! Thank you thank you thank you thank you

Yoyoyo, time for the next vote on which level I do next for my Cut Content in Halo series: youtube.com/post/Ugkxyig...

🔴 NEW VIDEO 🔴 The Cut Content in Halo... now fully restored! Get ready for cut wildlife, beta concepts, and lots of developer fun facts including some insider info from one of the game's developers! Link below 👇

Run submissions for GDQueer are open!! 🏳️‍🌈 Note that you must join the GDQueer Discord first to submit a run! discord.gg/9dfREvMg4V *Submissions close Sept. 14, 11:59PM ET *Volunteer apps open Sept. 4 *GDQueer takes place Oct. 31-Nov. 2

🔴 CUT CONTENT ANNOUNCEMENT 🔴 My latest video on the Cut Content in Halo is up RIGHT NOW for channel members Full release is scheduled for Saturday at 12:00PM EST! It's a good one, found a lot of good things, including some stuff you may not have noticed playing through the mod

Couple things that may or may not bother you: 1) YouTube has always modified your videos with AI, that's how they add audio ducking (among other things) after you upload 2) These models aren't lake-draining LLMs, they are traditional machine learning models that have been in use since the 2010s

Thought of something else incredible If you SHOP AROUND for the BEST RATE on your 5-6 figure loan, it results in MULTIPLE HARD PULLS on your credit which LOWERS your score because it’s considered IRRESPONSIBLE to shop around and negotiate BETTER RATES Oh, this is totally intentional I get it now…

🔴 MARATHON ANNOUNCEMENT! 🔴 I'll be taking part in SDAT 2025 benefiting Save the Children Federation, Inc. @gaffeytaffy.bsky.social and I will be showcasing the Halo 3 Two-Player Coop Speedrun on Saturday August 30th at 10:08PM EST! SDAT is starting this weekend, schedule below 👇

🔴 MARATHON ANNOUNCEMENT! 🔴 I'll be taking part in SDAT 2025 benefiting Save the Children Federation, Inc. @gaffeytaffy.bsky.social and I will be showcasing the Halo 3 Two-Player Coop Speedrun on Saturday August 30th at 10:08PM EST! SDAT is starting this weekend, schedule below 👇

I cut the part that used the footage...

People telling me my work is mid is somehow worse than the goblins screaming it’s the most horrible garbage they’ve ever consumed on a Tuesday. Like it’s not even Tuesday

Not gonna lie I’m cooking Figuratively, I’m not actually cooking

The true spirit of Fake Baseball

I’ve been very impressed with how polished Battlefield 6 has been… really good performance all around Nice to see devs not just throwing DLSS at everything and actually optimizing

Coffee.

Had to go in and update all my mods and performance tweaks for Oblivion. Not to play and have fun or anything, no no no, just to get a 15 second clip for a video This is my life now I guess…

Them: Do I look good in this? Me: Oh yeah, a whole snack. Them:

So Battlefield 6 is fun and all, but making me go into my BIOS to activate SecureBoot was a bit extra... Kinda makes me want to wallhack just to stick it to the man In Minecraft

Fully paid off my car today! Surely that means my credit score goes UP and not DOWN because that doesn’t make sense and we have a REAL system built on REAL principles that totally isn’t a MEME built on a MEME mountain that we climb up like Peak after a pint So yeah, anyway that’s cool

Wow that awesome dystopian world of Mirror's Edge, so glad we don't live in a world where that could happen!

grumble grumble

This is completely unacceptable. It is so cringe that a handful of conservative losers can go nuclear Karen and these idiot companies think they have to actually listen to them… Just ignore them… or laugh at them, in fact yeah just laugh at them

Just wanna say, y’all are awesome

Update: I have moved! My life is in boxes. Boxes everywhere. I live in a box. I am the box

Y’all should check out today’s Wordle

Flight home from SGDQ got cancelled unfortunately so only just made it back yesterday. Setting aside the travel mishaps, I had an absolute whale of a time. To everyone I met and kicked it with, thanks for making this unique little community all the more special!

Speedrunners looking at the game they just ran at SGDQ after the event is over

Real talk, flying sucks. Absolute garbage method of transportation frfr

Due to work I only got to do the second half of SGDQ, but it was a great time! Felt odd not having my regular gang, but it's awesome to spend time with the people I've met at other events. Back home now, sad as all hell, and wishing I took a few more pictures. See ya in January 😊

Our Halo 3 run was just that goated wasn’t it?

We nubbed our numbers this Summer Games Done Quick and all we got was this signed poster

We live with Halo Reach at #sgdq2025 twitch.tv/gamesdonequick

Shoutouts to AMD for the sick bottles at SGDQ

POV: you're about to watch @eggplantsr.bsky.social absolutely crush their Halo 4 Legendary run on gdq.gg !! #SGDQ2025

Hey you! Yes you! I’ll be commentating Koma’s Halo 4 Legendary speedrun in about 2 hours for #sgdq2025 I’ll be running Halo Reach coop later in the week (Thursday) as well!

Ayo these badges slap

Cheeky Airport mimosa on my way to #sgdq2025 😋