I don't get why you think you can hold that over my head. I even said it was BOTH of those reasons.

no, no. it's perfection, babe. doooon't worry. if anyone tries anything, though, call for me, ill come an' rough 'em up. [Kenny kisses the top of her head, adjusting hands to gently rest in his new letterman jacket's pockets.]

I wanted to make fun of Clyde. This is exactly what he'll look like in 20 years. Like fuckin' Teen Wolf. Lice'll be worth it for the bit. [Slicking back his hair, for once not doing fingerguns because his twin would see and she'd definitely make fun of him.]

dude, fuck fake fur. . . this shit's hella itchy, man. [Adjusting his teen wolf make up for tonight's Halloween party. . . ough.]

[Sneaking up on @cryinglilpussy.bsky.social, gently wrapping arms around her waist and placing his head on top of hers.] hey baby. . .~ you look smokin fuckin hot in your costume~!

bsky.app/profile/teet... newest new kid has a secret. i bet you can't guess what it is /silly + /lh ))

another me but she's transfemme. god gave us the wrong gender on purpose confirmed.

[Humming "Philistine" as he's working on mending his costume.]

bsky.app/profile/psi-... smiles ))

(( who wanna write some mfin banter. jazzy i promise ill reply to the fbw stuff soon i just havent eaten and my family is forcing me to wait until dinner. ))

i don't have roblox because my laptop sucks so im playing huniepop. [Lying. He's playing Fields of Mistria.]

agreed. murderize his ass. he'd probably god-mod, though.

[Guitar practice!]

((the temptation and the crazed urge to post this

(( Legit thought hal gave tweek the LowTierGod pfp.... "YOU SHOULD KYS NOW!" w/ all the lightning))

[ @cryinglilpussy.bsky.social ] ([KENNY ROLLED: A NATURAL 20!]) [After hours of trying to get back into character, a feeling strikes his senses like lightning...South Park, no, the entire world is in danger. Mysterion runs through suspects in his head, landing on the obvious one in seconds.] ++

[Praticing his Mysterion in the mirror...]

that was my own 9/11

temp pinned

[Laying on a park bench, staring at the ceiling while broken earbuds play Mitski's "My Love Mine All Mine" on repeat. Thinking too much.]

bsky.app/profile/fckc... smiles ))

( i don't know shit about drag queens so i'll shut the fuck up now. )

I WILL MAKE YOU SASHAY AWAY INTO PRISON, CHAOS.

GOOD CHOICE. UNFORTUNATELY I'M ABOUT TO START "WERKING" ON "SLAYING" YOUR MINIONS.

i need someone to touch me and not in a sexual way.

WHAT'S THE MATTER, CHAOS? CAN'T HANDLE A BIT OF HEAT?

HE WON'T FORGET AND WILL REMEMBER IT~

HE KNOWS, DON'T WORRY. ;)

[Slumping into a pile on the floor of Marjorine's room. He needs a refresh...]

of course, babe. im not about to pluck a tick off the long grass... yuck! but sandwiches....sammiches...? better than ticks. :)

you know me so well. im a trashrat.... i like to eat ticks and bugs and trash and scream....

ooooh oooh. me! me!

[Humming "Rotten Girl, Grotesque Romance" as he's at a vending machine in the park. He has a bit of change, so he's gonna get himself something to perk him up.]

Please rise for the national Kenny anthem, "Yankin'" by Lady, as performed by Kenny McCormick himself. [Ahem.]

.... you're namin' my weird tentacles? [He's almost bewildered. If they didn't live in South Park, this would be the weirdest shit he's ever heard, but, alas.]

yeah, true-- i guess it wouldn't be a big stretch to get a col-- [Her grabbing that fucking tentacle makes him jolt up, and he looks over to her.] b-bill?

i'll get a collar with a little bell~ actually that might be kinda too kinky... [a laugh, purring increases.]

thats me, im the bad bitch she pulled.

miaou...~ [Gentle purring as two tentacles gently press against her face's cheeks. Squish. You can feel his purring through the tentacles.]

if thats the case. . . [All his tentacles come out, and they do the paw movement in conjunction with him.] Nyaaaa~!

maybe. would you find it cute and or hot.

yeah. like. nya. [Does the cat paw thing with his hand.

yknow like. nya.

"You know, I've learned something today . . "

(( thinking abt brainwashed mysterion and professor chaos controlling him lol ))

'm sure she'd love that. [He's sorta stumbling, seeing triple of his own shoes as he watches the pavement pass underneath his feet.] mm... we almost there? I feel like i ain't doin' much t'help here, heh.

my girlfriend is so sweet and smells so nice i love her more than i love titties

thats hot, babe. [he hiccups, trying to remain conscious.] yeah its a really nice scent. how dare they discontinue it. i like the smell. . . what will happen when ya run out, though? [A decent question from a guy running on one Hot Pocket a week ago and a fucking dream.]

youre so strong, babe... [he'd mumble, and... oh yeah.] i kinda got high and forgot that you'd do that...sorry. [Something PUSHES him straighter from his back, but it disappears way too fast to see. He's hobblin' as fast as he can, trying to keep up with her.] y'smell great, babe. [/noncreepy]