Tweek? Really? [ Kyle rolls his eyes, moving into the house. ] 30 bucks.

[ Snorting at Barbie's immediate departure, Kyle elbows Stan. ] Bet you money she gets hammered first.

[ getting out as quick as he can. ] Hey, Marj!

( I think we're almost there? Don't touch it, I think it's her pet or something. )

// it is time.

( Suprised you do as well, considering you've got none. ) [ Punching Barbie on the shoulder. ]

We're getting in, we're getting in! Calm your tits, dude. [ Waving to Stan as he gets into the back of the truck. ]

[ Nudging Stan with a smile, before he goes off downstairs. Still shouting. ] WE'RE TAKING MY CAR NEXT TIME, ASSHOLES,

I JUST GOT HIM TO GET IN COSTUME WAIT FOR A FUCKING SECOND!!!!! [ SHOUTING FROM HIS WINDOW ]

[ Kyle smiles wide- fangs on display, before he winces at the sound of Barbie's car horn. ] ... how fast can you throw it on? Barbie's gonna drive off without us.

.. My costume. I had to get in it at *some* point. [ He brushes some of his hair out of his face. ] I'm not gonna force you to get in costume, but we're gonna be late for the party,

There you are, dude! Where the hell did you go?

temp. pin until i can set up a proper everything lol uhmmm older au stan marsh. icon is by jazryde on tumblr. yippiieeee! written by jazzy.

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( So we're all doing this again. NOBODY tell cartman. )

( I'm /so/ kicking Marj's ass for this. )

/ THEY FUCKING KIDNAPPED MY LITTLE BROTHER??/

hey has anyone seen Ike he hasn't come home from school yet

[. . . Waving his hand in front of Stan's face. ] HEY. Earth to S- Toolshed.

THERE'S NO WAY

[ made the costume like 6 months ago . ] [ would rather die than share that information ]

because I am cooler. next question

....

[ . . . . slowly closing his window. ]

what's going on. I just finished my work

@cryinglilpussy.bsky.social okay so I need you to text cartman K Y S

"You know, I've learned something today . . "