they’re doing WHAT to the muppets??

Suckin on a chili doggg

Transgenders will say things like Sorry i ruined your wedding ceremony my alter Barbeque Chicken was fronting

you don’t see a lot of images like this these days

Opened up a bag of cracker jacks and the prize wasn't in there. im suing

POV: you are about to ram headfirst into stereolab

Do you follow @muppetfuckers.bsky.social that closely?

Please god

Walk into the club lije whaddup i got a fried Baloney sandwich. Hold the mayo

burt bacharach woke up one day and said “i’m just like the guy who’s feet are too big for his bed fr”

hunter s. thompson sucking on a werther’s original: Holy shit, this thing really is an original!

its Wag it faggot friday. on a Monday. Go spurs!!! Fuck new york city!!!!!!!!

communal pile of 14 million 1/4 inch to 3.5 mm adapters that will suddenly disappear if someone is not making eye contact with it

ohhhhh fuuuuck goddamniiiiiit i just spilled a shitload of michelina salisbury steak frozen dinners alllllll over my new clean clothes and the carpet and it’s scalding hot out of the microwave fuuuck duuuuude owwwww ouch ouch owiiiiiiiie

Mormon magic non-monogamy

Im like if Shawn Mendes had bitches

We are creating a new version of baseball that includes no ball, but instead uses astrological phenomena in the night sky. running and catching is still done in a standard baseball field, you are still out if you get hit

bring baxk the word Homosmexy

They're making a little robot that drives around and asks for money for you so that you can control it from your couch

Theyre making getting freaky a dederal crime….. and the only thing. We can do. To stop them. Is get freakier 😜

there’s muppets, there’s fuckers, and then there’s muppet fuckers

baby kangaroo stoners be like “fuuuuck that indica got me pouchlocked bro 😵‍💫”

opening a coffee shop called “Beans of Denial: Cuppa Joe’s Story”

gumption son or can-do attitude daughter?

I am made out of pain

Im like if Shawn Mendes had bitches

My dick dont work :)

it’s about pride it’s about power we fuck muppets we devour

one time I went to the store, and the cashier's face melted off

they started killing everyoneat the supermarket today . people just started beating each other to death with their fists and elbows

woe! the tin man and the lady from metropolis will now fornicate despite our protests. *CLANG CLANG CLANG CLA

@muppetfuckers.bsky.social ?

i flattened my penis with a meat tenderizer