who up replicating they trout mask

Therian Barack Obama: Uhhhhhhh my fellow Americans. Let me be deer

3/3

Meet the DJs for BREAK /// WATER: Onyx Ocean, Sherman, SUNDOG, LSDFJ, and GLACIERbaby! The five acts in store for this Saturday are here to help us all shift from sweating it out on the dancefloor to washing it away and cooling off for this jungle and DnB event. 1/3

I wanna slurp you like a Danimals™️ i wanna drink you from the Inside

The gaymazing digital Foot porn

Why am I reading about Deltarune shipping discourse? I am twenty-five years old

White airheads are clearly also a vile creation of the maniacal Yakub

u just know nuts gonna be goofy as hell, seeds gonna crack some jokes, (optional) chocolate candies not gonna give af, and dried fruits gonna do what they do best

it’s a chic scent that fits my vibe

why would they let you write 2,000 words in the alt text for a video and then make you whittle it down to 1,000 before they let you upload it. what a cruel, cruel website

FUCK THE FOURTH OF JULY!!!!!!!!!

“It’s the World Cup — expect the unexpected.” - Jon Bois

This is a real ass endorsement of the Muppet Fucker music. Come to CIJ

was making out w a girl last night and put on the muppet fuckers demo and she stopped kissing me multiple times to comment on how good it was

Muppet Fuckers

@RachaelRayOfficial r u doing anything later…..

never ask a man her age a woman his salary or music theorists what it’s called when you slow down at the end of a song

can never remember whether bisesquicentennial means once every 250 years or 2.5 times every hundred years…..

Excited to announce that the 'phosphene corruptions' saga is officially on CD! 'beyond the monitor', 'dilation', 'retcon', and all sorts of goodies are on this compilation disk. Thanks for listening.

live free as a fag forever

do you think brian griffin is seth macfarlanr’s fursona

guy who thinks fair use and free use are the same thing

Three Stooges themed Drag show

Bitches hate me cuz they think I’m weird

say gex

Ohhhhh the bratwurst is a vessel for german mustard i understand now

muppet lovers we fuck you

max and ruby theme tune Wet and stickyyyyy sticky and wet. Wet and stickyyyyy sticky and wet.

Opened the fridge and motioned towards the apple juice to ask my roomie for some and i said “Lemme tap the app”

crimson in the lye three dee…wow….

as M*ppet Fuckers LLC’s resident copyright lawyer and FCC Compliancy Thaumaturge i have one thing to say…..yippe ^w^

I'm not gonna be able to go to this but if you can you should.

IM SCREAMING THROUGH STRINGS ON THIS

very very excited for this ^_^ come thru

DO YOU LIKE MUPPETS??? DO YOU LIKE FUCKING??? COME TO THE CROCODILE TO LISTEN TO ME PLAY ON GUITAR WITH MUPPET FUCKERS

We're fucking Muppets live you should come watch. I'm playing trombone and shit

We will be playing our new composition “Devil’s Hands” at this event. Come thru and watch shit fly

my debut performance. See it

MythBusters narration voice Who are the Muppet Fuckers?

HEY EVERYBODY COME TO THE GIG

CHRISTMAS IN JULY 3D IS HERE! Featuring the LIVE DEBUT of YOU ARE AN ANGEL With friends DEVI MCCALLION (GIRLS RITUALS), SAOIRSE DREAM, VERY MAGICAL, and MUPPET FUCKERS (members of FLORAL TATTOO and DOGHEAD) JULY 23 @ THE CROCODILE - ALL AGES - $25 ADV / $30 DOS TIX: app.opendate.io/e/christmas-...

announcement today yauy

Hustle boner cumming out my spouse (?)

This is true. We’re not on Twitter

muppet fuckers

can’t wait for friday

I new som bitches but I gav in

No it isn’t