opening a coffee shop called “Beans of Denial: Cuppa Joe’s Story”

gumption son or can-do attitude daughter?

I am made out of pain

Im like if Shawn Mendes had bitches

My dick dont work :)

it’s about pride it’s about power we fuck muppets we devour

one time I went to the store, and the cashier's face melted off

they started killing everyoneat the supermarket today . people just started beating each other to death with their fists and elbows

woe! the tin man and the lady from metropolis will now fornicate despite our protests. *CLANG CLANG CLANG CLA

@muppetfuckers.bsky.social ?

i flattened my penis with a meat tenderizer