Does anyone know how to relax

Glass and whatever aside, my biggest complaint about iOS 26 is the way the close button is in different places in different apps, even first party ones. Talk about cognitive load.

Which search engine will tell me when the rapture is supposed to start? Is that like a Google thing?

BONG

Not to pile on to the Siri hate, but my gosh it’s been bad, especially for music playback in the car. Me: play C’mon c’mon by the Von Bondies Siri: sure, here’s Jhene Aiko Me: play the newest song by Dying Wish Siri: sure, here’s some Billie Eilish Unbelievable

Single issue vote. The issue? Frog in Pixel Weather.

Kid Cudi will take the stand this week as a witness for the prosecution in Sean Combs' trial. Combs was accused of having Cudi's car blown up amid his relationship with Cassie.

Someone tell Dieter we want the option to add the frog to the weather app. #googleio

USAA only having light mode is a huge deterrent to dopamine-seeking impulse shopping? Can’t check your balance at night without blowing out your retinas? Guess you can’t shop.

Marc Andreessen’s head makes me so irrationally angry.

Body by little Debbie over here.

Sometimes this whole life thing ain’t so bad.

Please god let Aaron Rodgers go to the Vikings that would be so fucking funny.

Every day I have to hear about some asshole

My new favorite genre of movie is “something I didn’t know existed until I saw a clip of it on TikTok and now I’m obsessed.”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Tom please add back that buccal you look awful girl.

My group chat with my kids is just a dinner bell apparently.

Having my very own Mandela effect moment over a Smashing Pumpkins cover.

Woke up today still mad that Google canceled the Chromecast Audio. What a massive own goal from a company that accidentally did something right for once.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

The targeted advertising industry must be stopped.

The thing that cured me of my AI doomerism was being able to text my preteen a custom skibidi toilet emoji.

Shoutout to Carrot Weather for being the only app to predict this Atlanta snow storm accurately.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hot, crossed, buns.

MAGA is the limp bizkit of political movements.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hey fellas instead of buying crypto I think it’s time we Tawk Tuah therapist, am I right?

On the other hand, every dollar spent on any newsletter on Substack quite literally provides funding to n*zis and transphobes. This is like complaining about going off of twitter, just admit that your activism and beliefs have a financial penalty limit and don’t blame your audience for their morals.

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Having just been to the optometrist, I would recommend everyone who is considering lasik just do what I did: Have your eyesight magically improve on its own to where you no longer require corrective lenses.

Everyone who dismissed crypto for being stupid (is was) missed the part where it’s important to a lot of people. People like things even if they’re dumb! For instance, I like the Atlanta Hawks!

I think Ed and Casey should have to do a weekly podcast until they get along.

Nothing more devastating than seeing a cool python script thing I want to just use, then realizing I actually have to learn how it works and can’t just copy and paste.

The art and design on this article are an absolute triumph.

Imagining Casey Newton opening a friendly email from a colleague only to get called “credulous” like…

This Qatar GP feels like a ghost town in a way most of the other races don’t. Is it just because it’s dark? #f1

Macaroni and cheese success! Now to sleep until December.

Nothing os 3 is preeeeeeeeeeetty nice

Another example of China taking a key tech for the global energy transition and pushing it out at a scale nobody else has. Ultra high voltage transmission is not without its issues though and article lays those out well. 🔌💡

Is 38 too old to start getting into video creation? Let’s find out!

This rules.

Microdosing healthy emotional regulation by making myself cry watching hopecore TikTok.

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day five. #BookSky

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day four. #BookSky

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day three. #BookSky

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day two. #BookSky

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day one. #BookSky

Nobel prize but for whoever can convince Siri that, no matter what it thinks it heard, I never want to listen to Kid Rock.