"A beautiful celebration of life." From the hearts & souls of Mike Flanagan & Stephen King, THE LIFE OF CHUCK returns to theaters October 1st for 1-night-only nationwide screenings, w/ a special conversation with director Mike Flanagan and actor Mark Hamill. Get tickets now at thelifeofchuck.film

Easily, his most elaborate and destructive distraction from #TheEPSEIN_Files... yet.

Sending thoughts & prayers to the war-ravaged city of Portland, Oregon now under siege from attack by Antifa & other domestic terrorists. Take solace in dear leader's words: "Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen." (and "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL"). Let the healing begin...

Wonderful seeing some of my favorite Defenders of Democracy & smart, funny members of The Resistance like @stephaniemiller.bsky.social & Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com (along with @frangeladuo.bsky.social @jodyhamilton.bsky.social & @halsparks.com-not pictured) ♥️ 'em ALL! And how was YOUR Sunday?

I didn't get what I wanted for my birthday this year (release of the #EPSTEIN_PedoFiles), but I DID get 4 Yahtzees in a single game & that's better than nothing.

I saw Paul McCartney in concert last night & predict he has a very bright future ahead of him. 👍 #MarkMyWords

Now being served by South Park: Wednesday nights on Comedy Central.

I can't thank you enough for the massive outpouring of well-wishes on this very special day. 🫶, Mar🐫

#BOTD Early on: More recently:

Congratulations to @jimmykimmel.com on his triumphant return! Last night he was pitch-perfect. Inspirational, self-reflective, gracious to his haters, championing the 1st Amendment & most importantly: FUNNY. (Shout-out to Robert DeNiro as the mob-boss head of the FCC)😆

“I’m really good at this stuff.* Your countries are going to hell.” — President tRump, speaking the United Nations. *Except for pronouncing "Acetaminophen"

Today I'm seeing THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SEARCH FOR SQUAREPANTS w/ SpongeBob himself, my longtime friend TOM KENNY. I voice his archenemy, The Flying Dutchman-a swashbuckling pirate ghost. If you have even a fraction of the fun watching it as I had making it-You'll have the time of your life!!! 🤣 🧽 👍

Meltdown on "Truth" Social in 5... 4... 3... 2...

Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄

Giving a bully your lunch money is only a temporary downpayment for future bullying. We ALL need to step up for the first amendment. By-the-way, for the record, this ex-Disney employee finds Jimmy Kimmel very talented and funny. mh

He finally got his revenge against the man who asked him if he was up past his jail time. Now it's up to us to ask why he's terrified to release #TheEPSTEIN_PedoFiles. #StandWithTheSurvivors

I stand with PBS. I stand with NPR. I stand with Stephen Colbert. I stand with Jimmy Kimmel. I stand with the First Amendment. PERIOD.* *Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

Welcome to the United Kingdom! 🇬🇧 Never before in U.S. History has a President been acknowledged by another country in this unique way! 🇺🇸 At Windsor Castle, in London & all across the land, people are United! ✊ They all want to see the #EPSTEIN_PedoFiles, ASAP! 👀

If this became a weekly series, it would run longer than The Simpsons.

All hail VICTOR!!! He's a real-life hero whose selflessness & courage is an inspiration to us all. Wishing you a complete & speedy recovery. I salute you, sir! 🫡

Your wish is my command, @stephenking.bsky.social: the King of Kings! Run, don't walk to see #TheLongWalk now in theaters... EVERYWHERE. You can thank me later.

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The world will soon understand that nothing can stop the release of #TheEPSTEINPedoFiles.

TODAY #TheLongWalk opens in theaters everywhere! Are you ready to Walk or Die? CAUTION: This movie is not for everyone. Intense. Brutal. Violent. Uncompromising. A harrowing, but life-affirming experience unlike anything I've ever been a part of. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Remember how this united us as a country. Today we are divided like never before. #sad

HORRIBLE. SICKENING. UNACCEPTABLE. In a democracy we settle our differences with words, ideas & actions, not hatred, guns & violence. #ShameOnUS

"I never wrote a picture in my life" he says. "It's all a Democrat Hoax" he says. $10 Billion lawsuit vs. the Wall Street Journal still on he says. Wonder what he'll say in the deposition when asked about his pal EPSTEIN & their daily "wonderful secrets"? #ReleaseTheEPSTEINFilesNOW

As a longtime fan of @marcmaron.bsky.social, my conversation with him was detailed, comprehensive & a pleasure from start to finish, even though he spells his name with a "C" not a "K". #HaveA_Listen 👂 👍

Hey everyone...LOOK OVER HERE! It's Lt. Col. Bone Spurs declaring war on an American city!!! Does his rough tough cream-puff cosplay make you forget about the EPSTEIN survivors, their lifetime of trauma & their courage to speak the truth in public? Yeah, me neither. #ReleaseTheEPSTEINFilesASAP

His military flyover of the Epstein Survivor's Press Conference was like when a little kid puts their fingers in their ears, saying "Nyah, nyah, nyah I can't hear you!"! Pathetic, hugely expensive & hilariously ineffective. #TerrifiedOfTheEPSTEIN_Files 😨

#ANewHope 🙏

You SHOULD be. So says the always delightful, universally adored #EgoMarkiac

Question of the day: Is President tRump f*cking Satan? 👹 #TheMoreYouKnow 🌈

TONIGHT: I'll be on Jimmy Kimmel Live! to talk about the movie version of Stephen King's very 1st novel, #TheLongWalk. Other guests include comedian Andrew Santino & singer Gigi Perez. Check it out if you can. 📺 👀 Thanks!- mh 🙏 @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @stephenking.bsky.social

See it sitting down when it opens on Friday 9/12. #TheLongWalk

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... HARD pass. #TheLongWalk

Today's a good day to learn Colbert found a new job. Hope it's a good one for everybody! #HappyLaborDay

M-orons A-re G-overning A-merica shorturl.at/Y5yPL

Over 300 MILLION American citizen's files stolen by DOGE. Why can't 1 person with access steal the EPSTEIN Files? #LEAKtheEPSTEIN_Files

The fun would be watching Chump's reaction to it. 🤯 #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

Between RFK decimating the CDC, normalizing Ashli Babbitt & the umpteenth school shooting... I'm losing the will to post. #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

even a psychopathic sadist has a hidden softer side. #TheLongWalk in theaters Sept. 12th. #WalkOrDie

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THANK YOU #POTUS for acknowledging Ukraine's Independence Day is what I would've written yesterday if he hadn't completely ignored it. #SlavaUkraine 🇺🇦

THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THE LYING LIARS & NEWS STINKERS OF FOX "NEWS" SO WE DON'T HAVE TO! IT IS VERY MUCH APPRECIATED BY THOSE OF US WHO VALUE HONESTY, INTEGRITY & DECENCY WHILE ALLOWING US TO CONSUME ACTUAL FACTS WITHOUT THEIR BRAINWASHING TECHNIQUES & ABILITY TO TRIGGER BOUTS OF VIOLENT NAUSEA. 🤮

It was funnier when he claimed he didn't know Ghislaine Maxwell had been transferred to a minimum-security prison. 🤣

Crime-ing in plain sight, as per usual. LOOK OVER HERE 👀 AND DON'T #RELEASEtheEPSTEIN_FILES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To be fair, Trump claims: "I know more about grass than any human being anywhere in the world. We are going to be regrassing your parks, new sprinklers systems." Sadly, he doesn't know "regrassing" isn't a word in the dictionary.

We absolutely loved "Good Night, Oscar"- An excellent cast in a new play about a most fascinating man. As Oscar Levant, Sean Hayes is nothing short of ASTONISHING! He embodies this complex genius to his very soul: fiercely funny, yet tragically flawed & ultimately... heartbreaking. #BRAVO-Sir 👏👏👏

I like presidents who know Slavery is bad, not "WOKE."