pranked by another “wide footed” influencer 😭😭 was shown these stupid heels would be great for a wide footed if I sized up one size… they don’t fit and it hurts! And to add insult the ankle strap didn’t even make it all the way around my apparently huge ankles 🤡

NO AC / SUMMERTIME CLOTHES / HEAT WAVE

wife is trying to rizz me up by showing me the bionicle Move Along AMV

i wanna photograph the lights in the city but i am scared to drive around there :D the roads are like spaghetti :D

sheep detectives was perfect

i miss clipping my little newspaper articles from the 1800s... online research is too pricy

reached out to a GI doctor that has a special interest in capsule endoscopy.... maybe i can live stream my insides omg

tom and jerry screams

cool, so now that I can barely distinguish these glasses from normal ones, can we make a wearable accessory that absolutely fucks up the video?

no poutine in this fuckass state

The sweetest thing, don’t you think? These very fast and very loud Green eyed flower bees (Anthopora bimaculta) are also very cute. @nikoneurope Z9 and Z105mm macro SS1/4000 F11 ISO3200 natural light #bee #bees #cuteanimal #cute #macro

leabs

he's hungy....

:3

this one felt like an album cover or somethin

i messed up the focus and then the sun moved.......... cryin

they’re saying my rockleton has shipped… big if true

big rain today…!

it would be so cool if I could not have the feeling of having some big ass roll of socks stuck in my ribs very often

this is what HE looks like nnude,,.... isnt it...

Quote with your yellow art! 🟡

I ordered hmart online because there isn’t any silken tofu nearby. They have not marked it as shipped or sent me a tracking notification and the order says it’s expected tomorrow. Tell me why they delivered it today with multiple frozen items and said nothing, no doorbell ring, SITTING for 4 hrs.🤬

Liurnia of the Lakes #eldenring #art

putts ur nuts

tofu in the mail... where are you..........

i don't know what music they play in hazbin hotel but i think it might be this

taking what's not yours

i'msurei'vejustseenjermainbloodofdawnwalker (say it like the tin man twin ladies)

pls stop making survival games with those little quirky corporate approved art style guys

they're putting Geoff in a SAW trap live on TV

I'm drawing again

Need 50 lb bucket of jongga kimchi….

happy pride u sickos 🏳️‍🌈🔊

i want to eat silken tofu every day

i'm gay.... dattebayo

do we see the vision… :3

risking it all and ordering the "voted best in state Chili" on this 49 degree almost June day

this camera captures sound pretty well but I gotta figure out how to make the wind sound normal

i should take pictures at the abandoned mall before they tear it down..................

sorry boss, i got sundered so i can’t come into work today. but good news: fourteen diminutive, debased shards of my soul will be there

horadrim h-h-horadrim

went out in public today and it felt like a prank?? multiple boomers came into the place (AAA branch), hours early for appointments, showing up for services with no appointment, old white lady wearing a hachimaki, they were all yelling, one guy came in just farting and stinkin....??? what going on

made a tiny bit of chili crisp to see what happens and omg it’s so fun watchin it sizzle. also tasty

im so washed have a falin doodle before i sleep

puts my wife into a doink and smokes it …

driving to the spooky docks tn to take photos

went out for the first time in 2 months and they threw me in the contraption