i can't think of anything funny pretend this is a really funny tweet

ive been both a gay son and a thot daughter at one point

i feel like im trying too hard to be funny, but like, i still do giggle at all my tweet ideas so maybe not

i wish i was japanese so i could whack people upside the head with an anchor

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glorp

mix 2 parts dr pepper, 1 part coke zero, and 1 part coke to make the most saccharine concoction

i look like if sonny moore and napoleon dynamite had a kid who was a closeted trans girl

how much soy do i have to drink before my boobs start growing in

mmmm im so full of flecks of skin from the inside of my lip

could an fl girl and an ableton girl ever get married......

my vision just flashed red did i start a boss fight by accident??

dawn of the final day

libel? barely even know'll

slander? barely even know her

get urself a vampire shawty so u can get sucked dry more ways than one

hunter schafer as zelda?? insane casting decision, she's not even a biological elf

fl keys in ableton tutorial

is there a difference between irony poisoning and chronic silliness

Just one glimpse into my dark and twisted mind... heh... it's enough to make a normal person go 𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓮

never thought id see the day where one of my edm songs is better than a new jane remover release

Hatred is my motivator now

What the fuck

i think my cousin is, without exaggeration, the biggest fan of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 on the face of the earth He and his siblings have seen that movie well over 100 times and have never once even considered it a bad movie. It's his favorite movie ever.

Is there a feed I can use that removes politics

my mom and stepmom are both evil just different flavors

you're telling me a chicken's bacon on this ranch ??

it's not a phase mom , im gonna love angry birds forever and ever

area 51 actually has a lovely little gated community of little green men ... how quaint

Wilhelm

Dear reddit am I the asshole for being so adorable

wait FUCK this was supposed to be a did it hurt joke somehow

i gotta wear a veil after that shit girl

hey girl are you an angel because observing your divine beauty makes my face glow like a lightbulb

Why is church music so boring .. it's like the lamest possible iteration of pop even detached from the religious aspect Can we like , play digicore or atmospheric dnb or something instead ? i could pray sooo good to some pads and breaks

" Go fuck yourself ? " Come do it yourself lazy ass

i only need two things , my typing quirk and zero sugar monster energy

i specifically selected everything but politics on the bluesky onboarding thing. WHY IS ELON MUSK ON MY PAGE! GET AWAY! GET AWAY!!!!!!

everyone has pronouns dipshit, they came free with your fucking xbox

i'm actually transitioning to become the world's best Battle Of The Sexes player