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orange phone, orange merch :)

trying to prep a pair of panties today but my shoulder and wrist aren’t working properly so instead I’m full fisting this vibrator like I don’t know how to hold a fork

July 29 to September 7 🤨

infusion day 2 fit check

I think I’m funny :)!

I’m turning purple 😵‍💫

whenever I have to explain to a sub that I can’t get my pubes lasered because they’re blonde I am painfully reminded how little men know about body maintenance

horny as fuck right now but I’m also exhausted physically so I know I wouldn’t be able to cum even if I tried 💔

just ate his ass while jerking him off for the first time and he got up and said “okay but now you spoiled me and I’m gonna want that every time” LMAO

just shaved my boyfriend’s butthole #togetherness

sorry I don’t post enough on here I just don’t have the capacity to write alt text every time and I don’t want people to be mad lol

I love being ginger I love that I turn into a tomato for 3 hours after I do any kind of workout

also I’m gonna be going off of prednisone but I promise I’m gonna do everything in my power to keep this weight on 😭

sitting down to do my makeup after not doing it for 3 weeks . maybe I should clean my brushes or swap out these eyelashes but I’m too lazy for that

filling out an intake form for a specialty physical therapy clinic.. it asked for hobbies and idk how to write sucking and fucking on here 😭

been posting too much ass lately so I have to remind you I have big* perky titties

gonna nuke my g*ogle drive because it seems like they’re cracking down on their TOS—if we had a collab together that I shared through drive please either save a copy now or contact me later because I keep everything on two physical hard drives as well 🫶🏻

having the “all touch is painful” disorder is really ass when I’m horny as hell 😭😭😭

I did NAWT find a solution for this btw I’ve just been dealing with the headaches after 💀💀💀

giving a show to the construction workers outside my window because I’m a generous person 🫶🏻

ok so now I have to figure out how to cum with a concussion without worsening my throbbing headache

last night at my neck MRI he told me to lay flat and I couldn’t bc my ass was in the way so he had to get me a knee pillow 😭

just fell flat on my face again but this time my boobs didn’t break my fall and I may be slightly concussed and I’m going to have a giant bruise on my jaw but please know it’s because I have neurological problems of an undetermined origin not because anyone punched me 🙏

one of my new pairs of thigh highs :3

my secret for getting cat hair off of my dildos before I use them is lint rollers btw

couldn’t find my glasses this morning bc they’re clear and my vision is especially blurry today. felt like a cartoon character kneeling on the floor and sweeping my arms back and forth

sitting in a hospital infusion room, trying to slyly edit porn in the corner booth… my life is strange

spent 9 hours yesterday filming anal content (you’re welcome) and I went to bed not feeling too bad but oh my god my whole body is so sore

I do my nails bc it makes my pussy spread pics prettier 💅🏻🧡

since updating my manyvids to include my boygirl videos, literally last night, ive already sold just as many vids on there than i usually do in a month LOL

just picked out all of my porn outfits out til the end of october #lol #ihaveanxiety

all cheeked up just to go to physical therapy smdh

this is so random but I’ve been wondering why I didn’t get more than a few stretch marks this year despite gaining about 50lbs in 6 months… I was taking test shots before panty sale photos last night and found them… next to my asshole ☠️☠️☠️

crazy thought. could I use a UV light to get freckles on my coochie without going outside ? 🤔

NUDE VLOG: filming customs!!! behind the scenes with a disabled porn creator :) 13 minutes, up now on my fansites, and up on p0rnhub so you can watch it for free! i hope you like it !!! lanieluxx.com/vlog062625

editing some vlogs while I fold the laundry :’)

laundry day fit = granny panties from the back of my drawer

filming Pornhub videos today and im nervousssss because last time I filmed PH vids I was 30lbs lighter lol 😭

came home from errands today to a totally clean apartment so my fiancé is getting his dick sucked sloppy style tonight

pain meds are awesome. my nurse is awesome. I’m sad this is only monthly for the first 3 infusions LOL

they told me they’re doubling my pain med dose today and I might “feel like I’m tipsy” chat this is epic

creampie approved for another 3 months 💓💗💞

just slipped and fell down, like face planted bc of my bad knee, and my boobs broke my fall and are the reason I didn’t hit my head 🥴

horny as shit right now but my fiancé has a final tomorrow so I definitely cannot wake him up 😭😭😭😭😭

everyone wants the whimsical manic pixie dream girl gf until you’re sweeping glitter and rhinestones off the floor for the third time this week 🤪

i'm not stupid because i do porn. i'm stupid because i had 5 concussions before the age of 13 and i'm stoned more often than i'm sober. geez!

i ordered a bunch of new lingerie sets from SavageX in a 32DDD fully expecting them to be too big because SavageX runs a little loose but they all fit me perfectly 🤠

went into the bedroom to ask him how long he wanted to nap with the intention of waking him up with sex later only to find him already jerking off to our porn 🙄🙄🙄

just went over a speed bump in a bra too small for me and my tits bounced up to my chin and I said “oh Jesus my tits” and my fiancé (who was driving and looking at the road) said “yeah I saw that in my peripheral” LMAO