Trump’s investigation of James Comey being an affront to our democracy and the rule of law on one hand, it being the James Comey who reopened the “emails” investigation in Oct 2016 leading to Trump winning the election on the other…

One of the most annoying things about Trump is that, as an elder millennial, he makes me miss the coherence, professionalism, and ethics of the George W. Bush presidency.

No, my office isn’t messy, I’m cultivating a tasteful patina of papers and old coffee mugs

At least AI slop is fairly easy to spot. This is also why I make poor design choices. Like you can spot a natural diamond by its flaws, I show that I am human by my poor understanding of Adobe Illustrator and very tenuous grasp on the core concepts of audio engineering

Our economic system is like in the Dark Knight Rises where everyone hopes to make it out of the hole because they saw someone do it once but that’s the point of the hole

I’ve gotten into Japanese green tea and order it from a place in Kyoto (bougie I know but it’s cheaper and better for me than coffee or beer). Checked on the site and there’s now a $17 tariff on $26 (200g) of tea.

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

Tech companies: how can we make health insurance *more* evil 🤔

I’m a midwesterner and I’ve been to DC twice this year. I was murdered both times. He’s right it’s out of control

Relevant xkcd: xkcd.com/1348/

Christianity Patch Notes: Removed: Empathy Deprecated: “Love your neighbor as yourself” (function no longer supported)

In 1957 Batman donned a rainbow suit to distract criminals because Robin was injured and he didn’t want people drawing connections to an injured Dick Grayson. Right-wing commentators are freaking out about Batman going woke, proving the rainbow suit still distracts the bad guys 68 years later.

For some reason I keep thinking about the 2019 series Watchmen’s point about how masked, unidentifiable police are indistinguishable from lawless vigilantes and I have no idea why

When you go into the barber and say “give me the Dr. Zaius”

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Gandalf, Baggins, Gamgee, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Boromir, Galadriel, Elrond, Arwen, Éowyn, Théoden, Faramir, Denethor, Saruman, Gollum, Boromir, Sauron, Treebeard, Bombadil, you have my bow, they’re taking the hobbits to Isengard

Heart hospital when the cafeteria sandwiches contain 77% of the sodium you need in a *day*:

As a “podcaster and influencer” I have to say: please don’t send your child to an AI-taught school founded and run by a podcaster and influencer

All I want is a robot vacuum that won’t get stuck under the couch, vacuum the same room 17 times and then return to dock, or livestream videos of me on the toilet. Every robot vacuum company: …two out of three ain’t bad???

Climate change leading directly to ticks making people deathly allergic to meat, one of the industries contributing the most to climate change, are some Avatar-level, planet-fighting-back consequences www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I don’t think any of us anticipated the number of boxes we would have to break down here in The Future

“It’s so easy. It’ll be a walk in the park,” he said, surreptitiously sliding the brochure for “Murder Clown Spider Park” under the newspaper.

“Washed and ready to enjoy.” Yeah you’re making a lot of assumptions, bag of kale.

A good quality hotdog with kimchi on it is easily in my top five favorite foods

My 10yo called carbonated water “bad boy water” and that’s an amazing description.

Sometimes I’ve secured my accounts so well not even I can get into them

A corgi riding a skateboard. If this is fake I DONT NEED TO KNOW.

Was excited to finally get to Tears of the Kingdom but for some reason fighting an orange-haired monster we all thought was beaten years ago but who returned in a more focused, organized, and crueler form just doesn’t sound so fun anymore

They followed it up by interviewing these Americans who all agreed that Trump and Vance did an amazing job and weren't disgraceful at all

If I had the most cats in the world - more than I could ever pet in my lifetime - and was trying to make it so, like, impoverished children can’t get medicine so I could get more cats, everyone would be like, hey maybe that guy has a problem. I kind of think we should feel the same way about money

🎶in the aaarms of the angel Hello, I'm Sarah McLachlan. Every day billionaires suffer in silence. For your small gift of the entirety of the social safety net & civil society, we can make sure these poor creatures have super ultra yachts they need & never have to party on an ultra yacht ever again

You know things are going real well for your society and planet when the probability of an asteroid strike going up is met with excitement and hope

Yeah millennials are cringe but like “the internet is fun! I can haz cheeseburger!” cringe and not “someone on the internet correctly called me out so I guess apartheid is good now” cringe

If you see this, post a fictional band you would love to see live

"Roaring Twenties 2.0" Remind me, how did the Roaring Twenties 1.0 end, again? www.nytimes.com/2025/01/25/m...

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it's obviously just a Roman salute

For the record, and I know these are controversial points, now, but: Nazis are bad. Colonialism is bad.

I’m for the TikTok ban but it doesn’t go far enough. Ban all social media. Smartphones, too. Treat computers like a controlled substance. Put warning labels on tech like we do cigarettes.

As a Bengals fan who’s still salty the Chiefs threw the Broncos game to keep the Bengals out of the playoffs, I’m down. (Although the Bengals did more than anyone to keep the Bengals out of the playoffs)

If you ever wondered what you would have done in 19 BBY, you're doing it now

Been thinking about 90s movies recently, how things were so good for gen x they had to dream of scenarios where things were actually really bad. The millennial version Truman Show would be him figuring it out at like, 22, but staying and playing along because he has a stable job and a house

They should have let Superman keep the mustache in Justice League. He just died he’s trying out a new look chill out.

I'm "learn about new music from Wing Stop commercials" years old.

Morpheus: We marveled at our own magnificence as we gave birth to AI… and we used it to write spammy nonsense and make the most generic Coke commercials you’ve ever seen. Honestly I don’t even blame the machines we basically had it coming

To anyone annoyingly following thousands of people to juice their own numbers via follow-backs

Imagine being a young New Year’s glasses scion in 2001. The scientists come in, warning about the coming tens digit. You brush them off. You have a whole decade. We just figured out Y2K surely you would crack this in time.

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Twilight Princess doesn’t need its gameplay updated and Windwaker doesn’t need either of those things but for some reason Nintendo did Skyward Sword first

I searched for the Pop Tart thing on Twitter and now it’s pushing Pop Tart content like YouTube pushes far right influencers if you watch a video game review