Evolution is just a theory. A game theory. Thanks for watching

Here’s my plan going forward: 1. Get big fake tits 2. Move to Washington DC 3. Become shameful side piece for member of trump administration 4. ???? 5. Polymarket millions

The two types of jokes are: 1. words that sound like other words 2. women are stupid lol

Apparently it’s really important that I add alt text.

Somebody asked about my tattoo. Except they didn’t I’m just lonely.

My doctor is worried I’m not vaping enough.

This thing isn’t working at all. I made my account almost ten minutes ago, this is my third post, and I still haven’t had sex with a transfem. I want my money back.

The only qualification for being a DJ is being able to say you’re a DJ out loud with a straight face.

The internet has made me a stupid loser