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@monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social
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Oakland, CA. Interests include: plants, photography, video games, keyboard & guitar, programming
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onion person
4 days ago
this is still the realest thing ever said about america
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Can't do any work today while this database change propagates
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5 days ago
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins
5 days ago
Two Straits?!
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scrungly sighting
6 days ago
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Finally came out as trans to my team and started the process of changing my name here at work. yay!
6 days ago
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i forgot how much color sucks to heal 😭 12 hours in, it’s really coming together
6 days ago
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It's too late. I've already depicted you as a "hon dose" of estrogen pills and myself as estradiol enanthate injections.
7 days ago
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Nooo, someone made an "AI clone" of themselves in our team group chat and responded to it with "Good boy!".
7 days ago
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ai ruins literally everything. I’m stuck watching an openclaw presentation while there are hot women in my bed
7 days ago
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There are three hard problems in computer science. Cache invalidation, naming things, and figuring out your gender.
8 days ago
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Fiona and Cake season 2 was soooo good.
8 days ago
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lyft: you have been upgraded to a car with confusing door handles
11 days ago
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My hip cracked in a weirdly painful way a couple nights ago, it still aches a bit and doesn't feel right. I am starting to think it might not be in the socket correctly 🫠
12 days ago
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Tal Lavin
12 days ago
my first book (2020) was about online neonazis and my second book (2024) was about christian theocrats. they gained strength, voltronned and became a government. my third book (2027) is going to be a history of notable sandwiches so i hope this means we will be governed by sandwichocracy
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I always wondered what that spell did
13 days ago
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief
9 months ago
asked and answered
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“ozembic”
15 days ago
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Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed
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15 days ago
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I love that instead of getting real captions for reddit videos, we just get the AI hallucinating "Thank you for watching" every time. Slop city.
15 days ago
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
20 days ago
excited to hear tech companies will now be allowed to build their own power plants for their data centers. i am sure the makers of "the app that tells kids to kill themselves" will responsibly operate coal plants
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Funny Doordash bug or Raytheon partnership?
22 days ago
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🇺🇲💥🧨‼️🦅Diana🦅‼️🧨💥🇺🇲
23 days ago
#alysaliu
WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!
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securitymogging a major electronics company so hard rn
24 days ago
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🧵 work chats out of context
25 days ago
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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙
28 days ago
girls dont say "i think she's really hot" they say "she can have all my teeth" and i for one think thats beautiful
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Emma™
27 days ago
okay. wait. one thing ive always wondered is, if people are using chat GPT as their boyfriend... does it remember what they spoke about last year? or how does that work for them if it doesn't?? i guess that's just what having a boyfriend is like in general tho lol
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Internal work site says "Set up your eater profile". This is why diversity matters.
27 days ago
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password posting in the youtube comments is unhinged even without all that. typical hamilton fan btw
28 days ago
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️⚧️🏴
29 days ago
Damn turns out eating meals and waking up at a normal time makes you feel better!!!!! Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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USB-C is honestly a good Antichrist candidate "He will cause deceit to prosper, and he will consider himself superior."
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about 1 month ago
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Derek Powazek
about 1 month ago
Ring has done this before. They partner with cops, get backlash, withdraw a bit, wait for it to calm down, and then go right back to working with cops. Don't believe this spin.
www.theverge.com/news/878447/...
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Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
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https://www.theverge.com/news/878447/ring-flock-partnership-canceled
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Else
about 1 month ago
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this kicks ass
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about 1 month ago
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these bitches fell asleep while i was putting on makeup to go out 😭
about 1 month ago
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Couple account on dating app: "One of us tells only lies, the other always tells the truth"
about 1 month ago
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Still thinking about this homer simpson I found on a garbage truck a few years ago
about 1 month ago
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i miss when i was in college and never heard the term "learnings", let alone assaulted by it on the daily
about 1 month ago
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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙
about 1 month ago
like rfk, i am more worm than man. it starts with finding the common ground.
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working on something new (will be in color & extend to my wrist)
#lotr
#tattoo
about 1 month ago
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Just completed the triforce this morning
about 1 month ago
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I mostly got
@theonion.com
paper edition for the ads but seeing this was also worth it
about 1 month ago
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Karu カル 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇨🇦
about 2 months ago
My plant just flashed me something raunchy 😳
#plantsky
#witchsky
#gardening
#houseplants
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Ryan Grim
about 2 months ago
Crushing
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in the studio. straight up “crankin it”. and by “it”, haha, well. lets justr say. My fenits
about 2 months ago
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I actually went out a bunch this last week! also I’m getting better at eyeliner and doing some experimenting
about 2 months ago
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take a look behind the curtain of my dark and twisted mind
about 2 months ago
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Emma™
about 2 months ago
(borat jovi voice) it's my wife
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So excited to see the Extended Lord Of The Rings movies in theaters starting tonight
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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haven’t came out at work yet but I’m approaching some kind of purgatory of nips too prominent without a bra and boobs too obvious with one… the day is approaching
about 2 months ago
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