this is still the realest thing ever said about america

Can't do any work today while this database change propagates

Two Straits?!

scrungly sighting

Finally came out as trans to my team and started the process of changing my name here at work. yay!

i forgot how much color sucks to heal 😭 12 hours in, it’s really coming together

It's too late. I've already depicted you as a "hon dose" of estrogen pills and myself as estradiol enanthate injections.

Nooo, someone made an "AI clone" of themselves in our team group chat and responded to it with "Good boy!".

ai ruins literally everything. I’m stuck watching an openclaw presentation while there are hot women in my bed

There are three hard problems in computer science. Cache invalidation, naming things, and figuring out your gender.

Fiona and Cake season 2 was soooo good.

lyft: you have been upgraded to a car with confusing door handles

My hip cracked in a weirdly painful way a couple nights ago, it still aches a bit and doesn't feel right. I am starting to think it might not be in the socket correctly 🫠

my first book (2020) was about online neonazis and my second book (2024) was about christian theocrats. they gained strength, voltronned and became a government. my third book (2027) is going to be a history of notable sandwiches so i hope this means we will be governed by sandwichocracy

I always wondered what that spell did

asked and answered

“ozembic”

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

I love that instead of getting real captions for reddit videos, we just get the AI hallucinating "Thank you for watching" every time. Slop city.

excited to hear tech companies will now be allowed to build their own power plants for their data centers. i am sure the makers of "the app that tells kids to kill themselves" will responsibly operate coal plants

Funny Doordash bug or Raytheon partnership?

#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

securitymogging a major electronics company so hard rn

🧵 work chats out of context

girls dont say "i think she's really hot" they say "she can have all my teeth" and i for one think thats beautiful

okay. wait. one thing ive always wondered is, if people are using chat GPT as their boyfriend... does it remember what they spoke about last year? or how does that work for them if it doesn't?? i guess that's just what having a boyfriend is like in general tho lol

Internal work site says "Set up your eater profile". This is why diversity matters.

password posting in the youtube comments is unhinged even without all that. typical hamilton fan btw

Damn turns out eating meals and waking up at a normal time makes you feel better!!!!! Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

USB-C is honestly a good Antichrist candidate "He will cause deceit to prosper, and he will consider himself superior."

Ring has done this before. They partner with cops, get backlash, withdraw a bit, wait for it to calm down, and then go right back to working with cops. Don't believe this spin. www.theverge.com/news/878447/...

this kicks ass

these bitches fell asleep while i was putting on makeup to go out 😭

Couple account on dating app: "One of us tells only lies, the other always tells the truth"

Still thinking about this homer simpson I found on a garbage truck a few years ago

i miss when i was in college and never heard the term "learnings", let alone assaulted by it on the daily

like rfk, i am more worm than man. it starts with finding the common ground.

working on something new (will be in color & extend to my wrist) #lotr #tattoo

Just completed the triforce this morning

I mostly got @theonion.com paper edition for the ads but seeing this was also worth it

My plant just flashed me something raunchy 😳 #plantsky #witchsky #gardening #houseplants

Crushing

in the studio. straight up “crankin it”. and by “it”, haha, well. lets justr say. My fenits

I actually went out a bunch this last week! also I’m getting better at eyeliner and doing some experimenting

take a look behind the curtain of my dark and twisted mind

(borat jovi voice) it's my wife

So excited to see the Extended Lord Of The Rings movies in theaters starting tonight

haven’t came out at work yet but I’m approaching some kind of purgatory of nips too prominent without a bra and boobs too obvious with one… the day is approaching