I actually went out a bunch this last week! also I’m getting better at eyeliner and doing some experimenting

take a look behind the curtain of my dark and twisted mind

(borat jovi voice) it's my wife

So excited to see the Extended Lord Of The Rings movies in theaters starting tonight

haven’t came out at work yet but I’m approaching some kind of purgatory of nips too prominent without a bra and boobs too obvious with one… the day is approaching

you know what, fuck it. *explodes your melons*

Accidentally sighed so hard during a meeting that half the room of people more senior than me stared at me. In my defense, someone made an exasperatingly dumb suggestion to use have people use AI instead of fixing our documentation, and I still haven't adjusted to being in the office in person.

Calling the analytics people “our little data perverts” has easily stuck, is not liked by our little data perverts

this jewelry website i was advertised has “mythology” behind pastina? what are there pasta astrology signs now?

hell ya, finally hit base 80s on my old school runescape ironman

bar just kicked someone out for being an ice supporter i fuckin love oakland

Just hit my 3 month anniversary of HRT. no regrets. I love myself more than ever. wow.

People talk about pilk and nobody bats an eye. I mention I whisk egg yolk in my espresso every once in a while as a treat and people lose their damn minds.

The new Megadeth album leaked, it sounds better than anything they've put out in 18 years. The "Ride the Lightning" cover sucks ass though, the vocal performance and production are sooo bad. Also obligatory fuck dave mustaine.

rose in the front, tostada bowl in the back

beware the piss man

I want to coin another term, "Pyrrhic Productivity." When AI-coding agents promise speed by removing human effort but end up slowing work by breaking the feedback loops that produce understanding and shifting skilled work from doing to specifying and controlling. 1/9

if you’re unfamiliar with how Dilbert’s creator Scott Adams was a fascistic creep, listen to this episode of Behind The Bastards with @iwriteok.bsky.social & @choochoobear.bsky.social:

There's hardly a meaningful distinction between ICE and the Gestapo at this point and we might as well confront that. No reforming an institution which became the gestapo. It must be destroyed.

Imagine being stuck in hell forced to eat a Dilberito and shit your guts out in perpetuity

the thing about “ICE needs training” is that Jonathan Ross was a ten year DHS vet and a firearms instructor he’s the kind of guy they get training from the whole institution is rotten, throw it out

This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day

taking estrogen because i wanted it to turn me into a lotr style waifish elf woman but instead the estrogen turned me into a lotr style plump little content hobbit woman

Just got tickets to see the extended LOTR movies in theaters in a couple weekends. this is a dream come true.

hacking the US or leaking inside info may be scary, but you know what's even scarier? war do the right thing. use ur skills, use ur knowledge.

Seeing "Dec 31" on my computer's menu bar keeps making me think my clock got reset lol.

Hear me out, this vertical movie is so bad that its good. It stretches the extremely thin premise that people don't recognize the most powerful mage in the world far beyond its limit while stringing us along a classic dark-lord-return trope.

www.motherjones.com/politics/202... Pretty much all the pig procedurals you've seen for the last two decades delighted in showing you forensics that are about as real as phrenology. Millions and millions of jurors persuaded by this deliberate copaganda

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they should invent a lower back that isn't garbage

can't even sleep anymore, cause of woke

I delved too greedily and too deep.

I guess I left the back door open and the cats slipped out. Thankfully they didn't leave the yard! Nimbus ran in by himself and Moo Moo just stood there and let me pick her up. That was a freebie 😅

"Son, you'll never be a true artist if there's always a mask between you and the viewer, especially when the viewer is you". I love Expedition 33 so much (doing a 100% ng+ run and checking out the DLC)

bumble match expired. If you don’t agree Frodo deserves a nice dinner AND a nice supper then I don’t wanna go out with you anyways.

oh we’re never going to see this story about the horrors people face in CECOT in el salvador come out are we. part of the justification is that it’s two months late to the story? yet she did the town hall with erika kirk 3 months after he was killed? come on now

Oh, you're trying to create uses for the bullshit machines rather than meeting actual needs. I see!!!!!!

oogie bussie

woke up to what sounds like a cat the size of a house throwing up. pretty sure my neighbor’s sump pump is dry sucking.

"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement

damn i forgot "united abominations" is actually a musically good megadeth album, too bad dave was all up alex jones ass and went full cringe on the lyrics

achievement unlocked: rolled back a security vulnerability that someone generated with an LLM

The new fallout episode kinda sucked?It didn’t really feel worth the time spent watching ads. I’m not sure if theres a gas leak in the writers room or heavy ChatGPT usage. It felt solely optimized for social media engagement. I thought season 1 was pretty good, i hope that this episode is a fluke.

seems like something that can only be written while jerking off with the other hand

I’d rather not imagine that with AI, thanks instagram

Taz: blep

every pipe is a one hitter if you try hard enough