God it's a head-empty kind of day. Just wanna be a balloon and not think about anything. Throw me around, man. Or put me in one of those balloon corrals with a bunch of other ones. Anything's fine.

I will make him read Snargle's porn until he goons himself to death.

A heads-up for a problem I've been noticing: I'm not the bits that I do. If the only way you interact with me is to make jokes or respond to me when I make one, and then don't listen when I'm trying to talk about something else, ignore me, or even TALK OVER ME, then I'm going to stop talking to you.

This is balloon dog music. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtG8...

Belly tattoo that says "TORMENT NEXUS"

Happy sex number day.

VORE TATTOOS THAT MATCH THE OWNER MY BELOVED

And surely I can't not to repost this masterpiece (colored by @kylestor.bsky.social) for Velociraptor day

Life could be like this.

cw: vore, pooltoys be careful swimming out there, even the pooltoys didn't know they could eat featuring @megasnackbyte.bsky.social & @lagartijabonita.bsky.social !

The compulsion to mii make cute critters has arrived. If you have one that you'd like to see remade by a monkey dragging their finger on a touchscreen, please toss one my way. All characters will be set with no orientation (unless stated otherwise) just to keep things from getting weird.

A full color commission for an anonymous person! "Could you draw blob art of a creepypasta monster" is my favorite question now because the answer is YES.

@tiake.bsky.social got told by some rando that Naiwi and I aren't real which is correct as I'm a hyperdimensional balloon entity and Naiwi is a dog and neither of those exist. However: our love for him is *very* real and we wouldn't want a day without our favorite gamer. Love you, man. 💜

@tiake.bsky.social Calling you out in public.

A lot of you are into macro, but you don't stop to think about the potential risk of the diseases they carry. A macro body means macrophages, and that can lead to *extreme* cases where we have to bed and hospitalize all of our larger friends. Don't wait for disaster to strike. Big Pharma can h

One of my boyfriends keeps joking about popping me and I like to imagine I can put a delay on the pop for comedic timing. Naiwi jabs me and I just stare down at his hand, back up at him, cross my arms in disapproval and explode violently.

Did you know that balloons can fuck? Did you know that they can nut their fucking brains in even if nothing comes out? Did you know that getting a hole stretched into you by a big cute lion can make you SO fucking happy?~ Also how the hell is it filling me.

I showed you my nozzle please respond art by the always fantastic @cavios.bsky.social

Sitting on Asgore and turning him into a happy hypno'd hole on my monobutt. Just a big, dumb donut perfect for holding friends~

Yes I am going to turn you into a dumb inanimate creature. No I do not feel any remorse over it. Yes that's what happened to the other fifty waiting outside. Yes I'd like a large drink; root beer with light ice. Yes you can pick which color I make you. No I can't drink anything, I just pretend to.

print design i will be selling at FWA! come to the con so u can buy it and bring it home! then do whatever you want with it. idk... look at them..

Got to run into a big, hulking, hungry snake on VRC tonight, and I was acting *so* natural about it. *Soooooo* natural.

I'm open for commissions! Feel free to fill out a form. Need a little help with a basement situation that came up.

Okay, so! Slight problem: our basement is literally full of shit and needs to be drained and sanitized. Reminder that I'm open for commissions! And now I'm incredibly desperate! Help me, haha! HELP ME HAHA HELP! THAT IS ALL SHIT AND SHIT WATER HAHA THE SMELL IS UNBEARABLE HAHAHAHA

Clearly you don't understand the situation you're in, so let me break it down for you. *very loud squeaking as I bust it down sexual style*

I need my boyfriends just going absolutely buckwild railing each other on top of me while I'm just a big happy blimp watching them go at it.

If friends are not meant to be sat on then why are they chair shaped (i turned them into chairs)

Another doctor's visit and another clean bill but holy fuck they took so much blood. If this is what deflating feels like then I need this more often~

hi today im a 18ft tall gigantic and mute pancake beast any questions

Sqrrky introducing you to its friends and they're all faceless things too. Other balloons, piñatas, pooltoys, plushies, action figures, and even things made of food! They're all excited to meet you and absolutely will not turn you into one of them even though they can't verbally promise that.

If you pop me I always explode with confetti, but there's a chance each time that you'll get treats! Little candies and cakes cans of soda for you and your friends. Caveat: full soda cans flying at 100+ mph in every direction making me the world's funnest frag grenade.

Taxes are paid, no more anxiety. Balloons shouldn't have to do this I should just get to bwomph and fssshh until I can't think anymore.

Fatpad? You mean the Crotch 2?

Default sized manther looms over you. wyd Art by the fantastic @a-kyte.bsky.social !

April Fools! You are not safe.

🗝️🔒

This is the start of my tf sequence.

*bumps against the ceiling over and over while staring at you*

Oh to be nonverbal and just answer to everyone with squeaks and sqwrrks. That's a daydream I have a lot~

JEFF MY BELOVED

Alright, that's it. *aborbs you into the infinite abyss of whimsy* (my ass)

A commission I got from @energyunit.bsky.social! Look sometimes I just need to be lumps. No more percievable body. No more usable limbs. Just mounds and mounds of flesh, fat, pussy and lips. *nod nod*

A Ring Racers commission for @keeby4.bsky.social! Oh the moff is nude now. Kissable. Incredible.

Doing commissions in the middle of the night and wondering if I'll ever get to live in a world of uncanny inanimate creatures that only know love and joy and fun. Then wondering if they'll slap a nullge on me and make me huge as a way of playing together. I dream of that, man~

Trying to eat my snacks (asbestos) and the haters (doctors) keep trying to stop me (shoot me in cold blood in front of the gas station)

A Ring Racers commission for @zahnelia.bsky.social! So a shark in a kart. A kark in a shark in a kart in a kark shark kart shark. Shark kart shark kark shark kart. Shark kart. Kart shark. Mmhm.

Wild that I ate a balloon and the entirety of my identity changed. Life's a ride. Unrelated but you should do it too.

I casted balloonaja, and the consequences are pretty awesome. by @cocopuffbear.bsky.social

People should just let me turn them into fat toys dude.