This looks real good what da hell

Evil things to do while frontstuck: change all of her dotfiles

Step 1: Forcibly chisel off some sort of Image from whatever thoughts i have lying around Step 2: It hates sex Step 3: Chisel that bit off Step 4: It completely 180s and decides to try and become my dominant Image Uh oh

Tonight we're letting the age regression talk

My friend Malamar?

Honest to god the funniest way someone's gotten got "Hey apple" ass murder

Eventually I'll move fully from xitter to here but 90% of the Ran artists are still on the other site

Why is my banana bread making lightning

Kon~ #東方Project #touhou

YALL IM ON 11.5 HUFFS AND THE PO-

We lost him.

Cat girl yanking her tail Guy: Why you do that CGirl: To feel

Scent forecast: Really really hot metal smoke, all at once in the back of your sinuses

sometimes you gotta spend all night talking in a really high pitched voice and constantly looking down asking why you have huge tits

I could not understand a single thing you said at all last night

Touys last night w kenji adn barb rustle and banjo

Finally unpacking at the new place

You wouldn't last a day in the asylum where they raised me

Ive met like three cool people from wplace so far I think that's good

Dark souls font Fagtown

at the mf spot crunk STUPID off this shit

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King of The Hill: Stand Alone Complex King of The Hill GU

Cartoon themed joi where I tell you to drop a piano on to your own head

Electric Pants ~ really want to draw Tasque wearing these trendy old pants. I tried to make my own version of them, haha X) Hope you all like it!

ralsei

Calling my doll girl wife "the ol' ball and joint"

線画オワリー

I feel like a spinda that only knows metronome

Here's my new picture do you guys like it

The wages of sin are death, and I'm working overtime.

It's surprisingly easy to fall in love with a plush toy

Ok ok I Know the drinking mercury part of immortality is metaphorical. Mind is clarity is light. I am not stupid. However, you did leave the princess with an oral fixation alone with a mercury thermometer,

Had another dream of the spirit, which took the form of a great animal this time, golden and oppressive. It(she?) demanded not only my physical intimacy, but my entire attention, not allowing me to look towards anything else. "When will your tears hit the ground, princess?" she(it?) said.

if you wouldn't "they/them" a she/her you shouldn't "she/her" an it/its

Scent forecast: Salt. Blood.

Call me damn daniel the way my ass is in the back of a white van

first one to hawk gets tuah stay on my aircraft

Last night I dreamt I spoke to a spirit deep in the center of my halo, one who's presence I had always known & prayed to conjure but hadn't experienced so vividly before. It grew into its own like vines around the fence of ideas I had prepared for it and told me to stop hesitating so much. We fucked

Had a dream that I wasn't allowed to use magic. Isn't that fucked up or what

gofundme for me and my roomies' housing/rooming fund is up, any support would be a lifesaver right now shit is rough www.gofundme.com/f/kalis-hous...

💙❤️💜💜💜❤️💙 GAH ik i barely use this and i'm sorry i should open it more gomene but eitherway i'm moving in w/ homegirls soon and we're gonna be needing some cash tbh www.gofundme.com/f/kalis-hous... ANYTHING would be appreciated crowns smiles words fuckin spreading the word anything ty <3 💙❤️💜💜💜❤️💙

BARBER FORTE OFFICIAL FURSONA!!!!!

My mom kept making fun of me for trying to bootleg a monte crisco sandwich by putting ham on my strawberry toaster strudels soI pulled her yoga pants down and bit her ass in front of all the other patrons of this hotel continental breakfast

The

this guy started threatening me with his .22, scary as fuck but at least it wasn't a .21