“He’s still learning English” this motherf 🤼‍♂️

Is Don Callis calling in from Memphis? What’s happening here with the audio 🤼‍♂️

The first and only true internet wrestling community (toxic alien edition) 🤼‍♀️

One step closer? Time will tell. 🤼‍♀️

Eddie Kingston is for the children. #AEWCollision

It is 9:29pm and you know what that means (Toxic Tay-der edition) 🤼‍♀️

Add Red Velvet to the long long list of aew women’s division performers who have absolutely smashed through their potential since the days of Dark/Elevation now that there’s space given to The Division™️ on tv (and in her case, on RoH) 🤼‍♀️

EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE 🤼‍♂️

I wonder if anyone has made a supercut of eddie’s 2023 C2 journey, what a time that was to be a wrestling fan 🤼‍♂️

Josh Alexander is such a fucking kiss ass, jfc 🤼‍♂️

Here it is, your official Hitman Shades 🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️ Skeet of the Night:

Oh FUCK Are we building Ricochet x Dalton for next Friday??? 🤼‍♂️

No, Outrunners, that’s not how you split the wishbone! 🤼‍♂️

🚨 Powerbombing his own wife into a whole other person! 🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️

This is very much an acceptable consolation prize, although I’m still looking askance at the tv card building this week re: The Division™️ 🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️

Taya x lacy layne, pls 🤼‍♀️

Ok so we’ve seen two iterations of death riders versus la belle province and three different new champions, what a first hour 🤼‍♂️

Insane that after six years the first time Austin Gunn shows up without strip club sparkles it’s in Nashville by god Tennessee 🤼‍♂️

👆👆 GUNS UP MOTHERFUCKERS!!! 🤼‍♂️

Cash, he just wanted a kiss, my dude 🤼‍♂️

It’s the (USA) Thanksgiving day new champion parade 🤼‍♂️

Mox, I love you, but I said “everybody shut the fuck up” and I meant everybody shut the fuck up 🤼‍♂️

PAPA MAGIE ⚜️🇨🇦🤼‍♂️ (Pls don’t die) 🤼‍♂️

Everybody shut the fuck up, my heart is about to shatter 🤼‍♂️

OUR SONS!! 🤼‍♂️

One of these days, Bailey will hit that ultimate weapon and I’m gonna c— 🤼‍♂️

🚨 mirrored flying straight kicks! 🤼‍♂️

Pac, absolutely get in Paul turner’s face again. Then dodge, dip, duck, dive or dodge when speedball comes in for another flying kick 🤼‍♂️

F bomb jones 🤼‍♂️

Earlier today I said that my boy, papa Magie, was the only good quebecois; this was an oversight and I’m here as the loudestly Canadian on wrestlesky to confirm that speedball is the other of the two good Quebecois 🤼‍♂️

Frrrrrrrrrom the mouth of Hell itself, iiiiiittttt’s PAAAAAAC 🤼‍♂️

Me: it’s a fun bit to call these four way 🤼‍♀️ matches “four way fuckfests” in my skeets Marina fucking Shafir: *makes it aew canon* ALSO: this is maybe the single most wrestlesky-coded promo in the history of aew??

This match is more important to me than oxygen. 🤼‍♂️

🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️ FOLKS!! BOW DOWN!!

🚨 HOME RUN UPPERCUTTTTT 🤼‍♂️

WHERE IS MY MIND 🤼‍♂️

Coming straight from the bar at the bottom of the escalator in the mouth of Hell itself, Claudio mfn Castagnoli 🤼‍♂️

Eddie in the bisexual garage 🤼‍♂️

Fuck it; ^^

🚨 A real, legit, unbelievable COAST TO COAST 🤼‍♂️

🚨 beautiful inside-out diving lariat from Kevin Knight 🤼‍♂️

“Jonny” 🤣😂🤼‍♀️

Toniiiiiiiii 😍🤼‍♀️

Moxley bowled that motherfucker right over, jeeeeesus 🤼‍♂️

From the very mouth of Hell itself, here comes Jon goddamned Moxley 🤼‍♂️

It’s a Thanksgiving Staple! 🤼‍♂️

Narrator: It was, in fact, Something™️ 🤼‍♂️

(fainting) 🤼‍♂️

Baaaabes of Wraaaath!! 🤼‍♀️

I didn’t see nothin 🤼‍♀️