– i'll take care of you. – it's rotten work. – not to me. 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗶𝗳 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂.

at least I have feet

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀my eyes can see through lies, sebastian. ⠀⠀

anyone else’s sense of time so distorted that they forgot how long a second actually is

Doctor 、I can't tell if I'm not me.

. . . I don't know, either. I don't want it to be the case, and, I — if it is, for —— almighty knows whatever reason, th — then . . . then I wish it wasn't, too. I really do.

“ he ” this, " he ” that —— 𝐠𝐨𝐝 you're insufferable. I still have no idea what the hell you're talking about half the time, and —— UGH.ᐟ . . . right. it's like screaming into a vacuum with you.

// seblice height difference redux

I don't have night vision, asshole. but . . . so we're dropping the business formalities now.ᐣ I see. no —— go on. what am I to you.ᐣ educate me.

running a business, but you hate your only regular and want her to stay away. you love contradicting yourself with your own customer service buzzwords. ❪ * irritated grunt. 💢 ❫ kind of hard to use them when it's pitch black, smartass.

believe me, I'd love nothing more —— 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 seems to get a kick out of hoarding all the batteries down here, though. funny, isn't it.

// critter

that —— usually isn't how people respond to my presence. um. i — it was nice meeting you as well, though. thank you. i think.

how the HELL did you get down here in the first place

i don't think i'm going to be delivering pizzas to that address again anytime soon

it was the fourteenth of october

I think navi is . . . fine, but I wish she'd stop reading out old facebook posts about my mom dying every time I ask a question I probably shouldn’t.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME GET WHAT I FUCKING WAAANNNNTTTT

// i really love how most peoples initial reaction to alice’s redesign has ranged from “i want to wrap her in blankets and give her warm tea and let her stay up late watching movies” to “i literally have never wanted a mentally ill woman so bad in my life”

// I GUESS I FORGOT TO CLOSE XIV BEFORE I GOT ON PRESSURE AND SHADOWPLAY STAYED ON IT WHICH RESULTED IN THIS FUCKING CLIP AND I AM GENUINELY IN HYSTERICS OVER IT

// the expendable when they get to the jetsuit room:

// LEANS ACROSS THE TABLE AND DRAMATICALLY DRAPES MY HAND OVER MY FOREHEAD WHILE SIDE GLANCING AT YOU

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀❪ * . . . what beautifully bitter 𝐢𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐲. ❫ ❪ they are dogs. they rip chunks of flesh off the bone of their fellow man and scarf it down to satiate the agonizing hunger that does naught but lead them to the next slaughter, and the irony —— the irony, of course, ⠀⠀

//

a happy ending? for folks like us? wrong city. wrong people.

// so when im at work or otherwise occupied and i have suddenly really good ideas for a reply, sometimes i jot down bullet points in my notes for later so i dont forget them a highlight from today, for example,

after the war, they won't recall they ever were human.

// blacksite lockdown day has me in the feels icl

— I AM PAPA'S 𝙎𝙋𝙀𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙇 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝘽𝙊𝙔 !! < temp pinned >

HEUYTIHT HE THJFNFNMTJRJ

// can i do a long reply while at work

how’s it poppin

huh whuzzat

oh hey voice inside my head that narrates my existence

// i deserve a medal for not putting deus in absentia in here anywhere

// ok im actually done now

⠀⠀ ֶָ 𓏻 ⤷ ˢᵀᴵᴸᴸ ˶ ⠀⠀ ʏᴏᴜʀ 𝐒𝕺𝐔͟𝐋͟ ᵂᴵᴸᴸ ⠀ 𝚂ᵁ𝙵𝙵𝐄𝚁 ᵀᴴᴵˢ ℙ𝙻𝙸𝙶𝐇𝚃 𓈒 .̲.̲𓂋 ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ 𓊔 ⋆ ≡ ..⠀𝐣𝚞̮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞 ᴵᴺ ᴛʜᴇ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝓽𝚑𝚛𝚘͟𝚎͟𝚜͟ ﹕ ᴀ͟ғ͟ᴛ͟ᴇ͟ʀ͟ ᴬᴸᴸ﹐ ǂ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝐆ᴼᴰ̲⠀⠀ᴏɴʟʏ⠀⠀𝐊𝐍❍𝐖𝐒͜ 𓈒 𓈃 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𖥸 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

// its true she gets hyped for this sopping wet loser like nobody else

// excuse me as i redo my pinned for the 600000th time here

In another universe I tell you everything on my mind 、but I'm in this universe and I am sitting on my bed wondering when this will end.

// soft reboot alice is funny because you could say her gimmick is that she gives an entirely new meaning to the phrase “weaponized incompetence”

// hi pookie

// beo.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀❪ * teeth grit; though she flinches at the shrink of his irises and stumbles back a step, her eye contact breaks only for a moment. ❫ —— NEITHER ARE 𝒀𝑶𝑼 .ᐟ do you think I 𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙀 about justifications or holier - than - thou, i’m - right - and - you’re - wrong banter 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 .ᐣ.ᐟ ⠀⠀

don’t —— 𝘩𝘢𝘩 .ᐣ.ᐟ don't you dare spin this back around on me as if this dynamic is MY fault when 𝙔𝙊𝙐’𝙍𝙀 the one getting along all buddy - buddy with the computer system that gets kicks out of lodging bullets in my brain .ᐟ and let's not pretend YOU'VE got a winning streak here either —— .ᐟ

it's usually a fifty - fifty. they find me if I don't find them. universal bad luck charm.

then we’re at a standstill.

// the fabled alice maiya redesign