on god i need to sample the boy pond more often

YEAH!!! 😄 don't worry, i'll handle all the boring grown up social stuff. i'm sure kidd would love to have a friend over!! ^^

*geez, he was the older sibling and he was crumbling under the weight of that stare...perking up a bit when kidd was mentioned.* yes!! he's usually not far when his dad is around after all. it'd be a fun excuse to see his house!

good news: im not pregnant! 🎉 bad news: uti.

would you want to....ugh....sneak out??? seven is inviting us to his place tomorrow and id honestly rather eat his food than even look at that casserole. but dad wouldnt approve if we just told him we were ditching for a hacker. sooo

wh-! but come onn, it's in the spirit of the season.... okay, sorry. thats not what i was gonna ask about. *weirdly hesitant???*

you don't understand the horror of The Casserole Surprise.

mia? i have a pretty serious question to ask you.

well!! dad wouldn't really like that either. ...but he's also making the casserole that's....not really popular among our family members. maybe we can shift our plans last minute?

OH geez louise. dont worry mia im bringing things that are actually edible

um! dad still isnt too keen on the idea of you entering his house. or the pizzeria. ...or even dating me at all. so youre safe from awkward inlaw interactions this year!

damn....i didnt know i had the parts for that. maybe i should ask my doctor

ill be so honest i just thought i fucked up dinner the night before

I can lock in.

why did you even make me take a test anyway. and why did you stare at me the entire time

well getting with seven means you were going to have to take care of a kid eventually so. might as well practice

pal this was your doing i dont know what you expected

two time and i have just made a Discovery.

it's okay!! i'm coming over this year and i'm bringing all my specialties! dads a good cook but...he could definitely be a bit more inclusive for the younger kids. ^^;;; i had the same problem when i was your age.

um...the only sea creatures that can bite in the blacksite would probably do so regardless of scent. so i guess i'm off the hook there? ...hehe. pun intended. trust me though. i've tried getting the smell out but after over a decade in that kitchen i don't think i'll ever smell like anything else.

EEK!!!!! *gently pushing the slug away....* don't do that!!! you'll freak both of us out! ;;;

so you tried to get him to eat me. is that what youre saying.

ohh my bad sorry. you THREW YOUR DRAKO-SLUG AT ME‼️

she threw her worm at me bro

hehahahaAAA ~ ! ! THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN ! !

taking my son to the hadal blacksite because im bored

yes. get those WEAPONS away

You keep those sharpened fangs away from me old man.

cannibalism on the tl is crazy

why is there a flower basket and a christmas cookie here bro

hanging out with fio and i definitely did NOT yelp like a girl when i touched a stinkbug. in fact i was very brave and handled the situation like a man. because im brave.

I KEEP TELLING YOU IM NOT ACTUALLY MADE OF PIZZA GET ME OUTTTTTT

HUH

figures out what a wall dweller was and fish man made incomprehensible noises at me. ok man

this computer guy called me gullible like i havent been putting my ear to every door i see??? sorry i didnt see the branching path in the pitch darkness and thought that door was the real one admins above

maybe these expeditions are a bad idea actually. i feel like the powers gonna flicker at work one day and i'm going to instinctively crawl into the fucking ovens

la lala lala traversing underwater hell la lala lala ♪

i was promised chance wrapped up in ribbons for christmas and this chud is trying to give me a suspiciously gun shaped bike instead smh my head

they have me dancing in a cage i dont know if this is age appropriate

i dont have a hot air balloon license

shouldnt we check on her or something. why are you flying us upwards chance wait stop

um . is she moving?

how to block people and kill them in real life bluesky

achoo!! >_<

WHY IS EVERYONE SUDDNELY HOMOPHOBIC

"i expected you to last longer" is an INSANE thing to say for a man who hasn't even taken me out to dinner

/ / Hi. paycheck attack GO

the only way to get better is to practice! ^^