Then I got overrun

There's been fuck all trick or treaters so it's mainly just me sitting out front listening to Gary Numan while getting fat.

Down in the park where the Machmen meet the machines and play Kill-by-Numbers. Down in the park with a friend called Five.

I hate misspelling shit in posts.

For Halloween I've dressed as me, the one night of the year when it's appropriate to do so. But it doesn't stop me from doing it 365

I feel like a caveman figuring out the world on trick or treat duty.

11am and I feel like it's 11pm bc I'm just that muh of a fun party animal innit

Ready, Set, Go man, go! I got a girl that I love so, I'm ready!

Oíche Shamhna Shona duit!

Sometimes I wish it was back in the day when John O'Shea used to play, when Man United used to slay, when on Premier League titles we used to prey.

King

Little Richard is responsible for all of it.

We shake the rock like animals everyday at the waterhole.

To say I miss these guys and these days is a huge understatement.

Arne Slot is the real bald fraud.

You can imagine how anti-American my 5 star review was. 💪

BREAKING NEWS: I couldn't give two fucks and I'm not even sure if I could muster up enough to even give one.

Man United really are back this time, you just need to be patient. Man United will win the Premier League under Ruben Amorim, as long as he is supported by the club and the fans. It will happen. If that doesn't happen, he'll do it somewhere else. Support the man as if he is the club.

'Cause you're gonna go to the record store, You're gonna give 'em all your money, Radio plays what they want you to hear, Tell me it's cool, I just don't believe it! Sell out with me, oh yeah, Sell out with me tonight. The record company's gonna give me lots of money and everything's gonna be...

Nah like for real tho

Careful what you're living for, you just might set your house on fire, is what you want exactly what you need? I don't think so. 'Cos you and I, we know what's going on. You and I, gonna take you to the other side for a little joy, a little joy.

The United States destroyed my relationship with Burger King. Canada restored it. Says it all.

If we just had a team of John O'Sheas...

I'd love to post something brilliant right now but I'm saving my great shit for another time so just enjoy this waste of time of a post for now.

I don't like seeing Wolves struggle so much, they're a good club, hope things turn around for them.

Very good weekend of football. We won, the scousers lost again, the plastic neighbours lost again, Garnacho's debut goal meant nothing for his team. Not far from perfect.

I told you Klopp did all the work and we'd see the bald fraud that is Arne Slot come out. Love to see it. And United have been brilliant which makes it all so much sweeter.

It's another Barry White type of morning.

We can't tell our left from right but we know we love extremes. getting to grips with the ups and downs because there's nothing in between.

Harry Maguire is one of the greatest men to have lived, if we're being real.

Very sad news about Philly Ryan, Manager of the Tipperary men's senior football team and former player. RIP

John Cena ft. Eminem agus Me and Gandhi. You'll never hear it.

Legit listening to Goldust's theme while getting ready for the next phase of existence.

I'm a true Gaelic and Nordic Pagan and I promise you, that doesn't involve any form of racism, sexism, homophobia or gender discrimination of any kind. That discriminatory shit is Christian/Fascist shit. And I don't fuck with it. Nor should you. Not if you're human.

James Connolly should've been King of the world and y'all don't even know.

He said the water in Flint was safe to drink. He drone striked a wedding. Better? Or more effective and less stupid?

There were mass unmarked graves at the southern border. Mass deportations.

He bailed out the banks and Wall Street and corporations in the billions. The 7 foreign wars (5 of which he introduced us to and 2 of which he never fulfilled campaign promises to withdraw troops) cost us trillions.

Hulk Hogan with the first letter of Hulk and Hogan flipped around is Hulk Hogan. Conspiracy? I think not. Don't get vaxxed. Make America Most Excellent Again. 💪

Some bands did too much cocaine. Some bands didn't do enough cocaine.

You know I never I've never seen you look so good! You never act the way you should! But I like it! And I know you like it too! The way that I want you! I gotta have you! Oh yes, I do! @askylitocean.bsky.social

I don't like the film. I don't like the film. Play it all back. Play it all back. And I don't like the scenery. And I don't like the set, so Pull it all down. Pull it all down. But I like the actors. And I like the show.

This is the hour when mysteries emerge, A strangeness so hard to reflect. A moment so moving, goes straight to your heart, The vision has never been met.

I'm a timeless classic.

I could wait for a day, Or I could wait for an hour, I could wait here for a lifetime, watching you and thinking always. I could observe you all.

I could stand here for days, Or I could stand here for hours. I could stand here for a lifetime, watching you and waiting always. I could observe you all.

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