I invented a stove. Yknow, for more practical and faster cooking than fire or cauldron. I MADE YOU IN MY IMAGE YOU WILL WORK, COGDAMMIT!

"Eh, everyone's a critic. You're weird yourself, y'know that? My notes say you miss Adora, but every time she's here, you try and kill her. Those are opposing datapoints and I haven't really figured it out." She holds up her recording device. "What's wrong with you, Catra?" She smiles obliviously

"Is the moon an egg? I've had that theory for a while. But sure, lead the way stranger!"

I hate gender roles cause why does everyone just assume I'm "fixed" because a man showed up? I'm going to blow up the moon to prove a point tonight. I hope none of you were fond of the tide!

Snort. "Same way I do it. I just imagine everyone's a bot and I can just reprogram them smarter!" She has a look on her face that says 'you're next.'

"Maybe they would if you smiled more?" Oof Entrapta, wrong thing to say.

Pops up from the strangest bot build anyone's ever seen, oil in her hair. She looks like a menace. "That's a fair assesment."

My social battery has exploded, killing several innocent bystanders.

Oh. Adora's still here? Highly unusual, no one stays very long. "Yes?" She looks around the room for something, and her eye catches a data pad. "You see that pad over there? Twist those dials and listen for any radio signals. Should be easy enough for you."

"Oh! Well it's also 6:25." Social cues are for the weak, so Entrapta just keeps talking. "Did you have time to look over those blueprints for the power grid I proposed for Brightmoon? I don't mean to brag but the layout was pretty sophisticated! Ahh!"

//I forgot to do replies here omg

"Adventure time?" Blinks. She doesn't even know what she meant, but it's Entrapta, she just says things sometimes.

I'm bisexual, I've never had a haircut and I KILLED GOD!!

He called me beloved 🥺

YOU TELL EM BABE!!

I've been touring Brightmoon, kissing my clone boy over Zoom, too. Who knew- #shitpost

She holds up her recorder with a lock of hair, and mutters "Revision to log 7152: the birdhorse is organic." Then she tucks it in her pocket. "And you are too, but I already knew that."

//I made a post in my she-ra disc server about the community here, fingers crossed some people show up soon!

Prolonged eye contact.

"Isn't that what he is? You know I never got to tinker with him. I wonder what kind of First One's tech enables flight..." She's already ripping the face off the bug and messing with the wires in there. "But thanks! Come back any time. Just not Monday to Sunday, I'm busy those days."

"𝙉𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙖𝙮, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙛𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙧𝙚. 𝘼𝙣𝙮 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙤𝙤𝙡𝙨." ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Hordak from She-Ra 2018. (N)SFW, 18+ only.

//Looking for hordak quotes and the dogshit google ai gave me such... gems: "I'M NOT IN LOVE, NAHHHHH" "GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THOSE LITTLE BOWLS OF SOUP" "Enjoy your eight line thank you notice" Directly copied and pasted. Not sure what any of this means but I know he Did Not Fucking Say That

//Alright, one lab partner coming up 😂

//Thinking of making a Hordak account independent of this AU/ship just to explore his character... what are we thinking chat

//🫵 i know what you are /j

//Failure is just an upside down success. She'll just make sure she fails harder on the next try!

//Willingness to just go with anything. People say my dialogue in writing's pretty good too

//She can't pass the bechdel test sometimes, she loves him so much. She'll do anything for him 🥺 so very romantic

//When you wanna do nsfw rp but your muse would realistically rather die than touch anyone other than their partner 🤡

Hordak's gonna be king of Dryl in a few weeks! Is everyone else as excited as I am about that? YEAHHHH!

"Evil?" She blinks a couple of times. "Ohhh, right, right, because I'm hanging out with Hordak. Nope! I'm going to see if I can program it into a vehicle! Like Swift Wind, only slightly more terrifying!" She grins like this is the most normal thing anyone's ever said.

"YEAAAAH thank you thank you thank you!" Holds out a hair-hand for a handshake. "Pleasure doing business with you!" This is normal social interaction, right? Everyone likes handshakes!

"aaaaaAAAAAaaaaaAHHH! Can someone get me a giant bug from one of the She-Ra spires? I've been wanting to study one for YEARS!!"

//Wait oops I responded to a part of your tweet that wasn't dialogue, so my joke didn't even make sense- sorry!

I'm covered in baby food, motor oil and Hordak's makeup! I'm tired. Best day ever, and I get to wake up and do it all over again!

"Ha! Magic schmagic. You ever mod your staff? Seems oddly inefficient to keep it 'simple' when you could do so much with it!"

ᅟᅟ ❝ 𝗜 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝗱𝗮𝘄𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗜 𝗮𝗺 𝗺𝘆 𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳, 𝗯𝘂𝘁... ❞ | #MultiverseRP | #MVRP | #SheRaRP | 𝗌𝖿𝗐 & 𝗇𝗌𝖿𝗐 , 𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗈𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋 ❝ 𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗳𝘂𝗹... ❞ ♡ ／ ♺ ᅟᅟ ᅟᅟ

My favorite pasttimes include Scaring The Hoes and Evil Science

"Good thing we're not most people!" Oh look, another purple-coded scientist.

“𝐌𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞, 𝐈 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐠𝐚𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞? 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐳𝐦𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭, 𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤!” Donatello, The Brains Of The Bunch. Has A Way With Rocking Machines. ♡ + ↻

"Data doesn't lie, Catra!" Oblivious smile.

Stealing this

"Catra, you SHOULD trim your nails. Hordie does it for me!" Shrugs. "What? Love is compromise."

@hordakhorde.bsky.social I tried cooking again. 😐

ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴅʀᴏᴡɴɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɪᴍᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ! #DispatchRP #MVRP

Funny, that's not what the notes say in my 'Princess Gossip' database.

//I want to retweet nsfw art soooo bad it's so well drawn and so pretty. but alas it will scare the hoes

//Feel free to just tweet me and start something out of the blue, I can adapt fast and never turn anyone down. I'm just shy and I haven't done rp in a few years, hence why I'm not sending starters! I swear I'm more than just shitposts

"you're 35, stop being so immature" 69 420 ayy lmao doritos. Science is terrifying, I built a doomsday device and now I have to laugh or I might die! :)