STINK BOMBS

SMOKE BOMBS

“He actually did. Not big explosions. But they sting a little.”

“Only if you do the same for me. Most people wouldn’t take too kindly to giant turtles. …honestly if I’m caught I just say I’m a guy in an animatronic suit.”

“A very aggravating cartoon.”

NINJA KICK THE DAMN RABBIT

pokes head out

“SHELL YEAH!” accidentally turns off his hologram projector

“Gunpla?!?” GASPS

“He’s on the list.”

// Remembering that Mutant Mayhem shows that Donnie is a K-Pop fan.

HIGH PITCHED SCREAM

“Noise cancelling headphones. I’m very familiar with those.”

“…I think he’s thinking of a chimichanga”

he thinks about the time he built escape pods that resemble school lockers and used himself as a test dummy “……a normal amount……”

Very naturally lands on his feet due to extensive ninja training ………….. Oh wait. He’s got to pretend he’s not a ninja. He falls over suddenly and grabs his foot “MY TOES MY TOES”

I’m a nerd. Get used to it…

…MY HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM. ….Yeah…

THAT’S IT. I AM GOING BACK TO MY ROOM AND TURNING OFF MY HOLOGRAM // Once I remember the PFP I was using before. WHO SAID THAT?!?

S C R E A M S

“Oh my god. He’s not…I know I’m the guy with brains but…I shouldn’t be the only one!”

“……Didn’t this guy once turn into a snake, lose all his teeth, and then Batgirl took a selfie?”

“I am not a turtle.” the hologram flickered for half a second “…………I PREFORM MAGIC TRICKS.”

“No he hasn’t”

“Having multiple siblings is a blessing and a curse”

Shredder wants to make the world flat so the flat earthers will he technically correct. His most devious scheme

“Casey are you…you know you can just throw her, right?”

“I don’t recall meeting a Doctor Fate but if I did it may have been a turtle and I am clearly not a turtle I am just a regular teenage boy doing regular teenage boy things”

“I am not a turtle!”

“And neither am I!”

“HA HA! Funny joke! And I can see through yours!”

smacks the back of Casey’s head “In essence, what that dimwit is attempting to convey to everyone is that I am an ally. A friend. The turtle comment is merely a humorous inside joke.”

“…reverse psychology…”

“I’d like to apologize for Casey. He’s…well, he’s Casey.”

“Space raccoons? Man. And I thought the space salamanders and space dinosaurs were strange.”

“I’d double check with your creator or mechanic. Trust me. Getting tiny bits of food out of gears and circuitry is…..messy. And time consuming. And very delicate. Almost like surgery… …And yeah. I’m sort of a genius. Not to toot my own horn.”

“I suppose if it’s in your programming to crave burgers. And if the food itself could be converted into pure energy, it could be an alternative solution to recharge rather than…” he gives him a look over “…Plugging you in?”

“Thank god, I’m not the leader. Wouldn’t be able to deal with the stress…sucks to be the second in command though. …Uh, I’m the tech guy. I’m a wizard with machines. Like…uh, holographic image disguises.”

For me, it’s complicated. One brother keeps running off in anger and getting into fights. One likes to go on brief spiritual journeys each time he fails. And my youngest? He…well, make something loud and shiny and he’s going to go after it. He’s very easily distracted.

“That was me. Turtle suit, remember. It was totally a turtle suit and you’re looking at proof!” Totally not a hologram.

I like this guy. I do the same to my brothers and I get judged all the time. But if you knew my brothers, you’d understand.

“Oh hey! We actually…I mean….yeah! I’m Donnie. Pleased to meet you!”

// Donnie and Mikey probably in their human disguises

Don’t be suspicious

// Escape and Tales are the two that I haven’t yet played but I’ve heard plenty about them and heard they were enjoyable games I mean, didn’t hear much good about Monkey Kombat but hey. Nobody’s perfect

// My first game was Curse and I played that game on repeat. Then, I played the first and second one remastered and I recently played Return to Monkey Island. And that ending, as strange and controversial as it was, made me feel things.

// MONKEY ISLAND REFERENCE

“Salutations, fellow regular people!”

“There was once a brain squid looking alien that had a robotic body…that could grow to the size of the tallest sky scrapers. …Man. That was a nightmare. I’m sure it must have taken a genius to take that thing down.”

“Need to fix that holo projector for…reasons. I want to go top side and not have people freak out.”