DYM wins their Week 4 set vs OFFSCRIPT 5-2! ggs to the team for the fun set! @timokthy.bsky.social: is tired @nextgen5.bsky.social: is half tired @elloganspl.bsky.social: is 70% tired BUT finally has a voice after 9 days! @lavender-spl.bsky.social: head hurty 1 @mar-spl.bsky.social: head hurty 2

DYM wins on game 9 for our Week 3 LUTI set vs The Goobers!! @lavender-spl.bsky.social - *slosh slosh* @mar-spl.bsky.social - *pew pew* @nextgen5.bsky.social - *vroom vroom* @timokthy.bsky.social - *smack smack* @elloganspl.bsky.social - *silent cough cough* (has laryngitis RIP)

a recipe for weapon comp planning, the Drinking Your Milkshake way: 1. select weapons you like playing based on your general role (anchor, support,etc)* 2. choose weapon + kit based on map/mode and what vibes with rest of team (bonus points for chip damage and some ok-ish special) 3. enjoy

DYM played our first LUTI set vs Pocket Aces! We lost 3-5 but had super intense matches and had lots of fun! Thank you to @splatoontourney.bsky.social for streaming our set (and for commenting on our wacky weapon comps) explo+bamboo is always fun to play 💜

DYM's first LUTI set will be streamed on LUTI Tonight!! get your milkshakes ready, cause we're about to drink them

DYM did not play their first LUTI set cause Lavender decided to use the team's reschedule to abandon the team and go to the mountains instead... (oops)

5-4 win for our first set in luti. ggs to future fish for an exciting first full set! need some things to polish, but the season is starting of well :D

EYV won their first LUTI set vs Future Fish with a game 9 knockout on SZ humpback! Tearable: "So is this the team's new favourite map? 😄" entire rest of the team: "ABSOLUTELY NOT! 😡"

For LUTI S17, EYV's in Div 6 & DYM's in Div 7!! (get your 67 jokes out, we're too old to understand) we're super excited for this season, make sure to cheer for us!

DYM made it to round 2 in FLUTI Div C finals today! we had a great time playing 💜 note: we got accused of ddosing splatoon somehow. we would like to remind everyone that we are only interested in drinking your milkshakes, not your internet connection.

DYM & EYV both played in FLUTI and got to the second round in Div C finals!! ggs to all the teams we faced! make sure to cheer us on when LUTI starts!

Sipping Your Smoothie (DYM&EYV combo) played All 4 One #55! we had all the vibes and whimsy ✨ @andykei.bsky.social: "I've definitely played carbon before 😇" @mar-spl.bsky.social: "ayo let me grab some snacks first" @lavender-spl.bsky.social: "I'm clipping!" @aurelianspl.bsky.social: "ballpoint"

last Friday, EYV got gold bracket (5th place!) in FTIU#95!!! @andykei.bsky.social: "tri stringer is the most versatile weapon in Splatoon 3" tear: "dont listen to the tyrant" (andykei) @aurelianspl.bsky.social: "line marker" mar: "two glock style"

DYM got 🥈in Bronze Bracket for FTIU#95! @lavender-spl.bsky.social: “I fell in the water” @nextgen5.bsky.social: finally accepted the Big Jr (pro) @mar-spl.bsky.social: asked opponent for cat pics @elloganspl.bsky.social: always booyahs late @timokthy.bsky.social: “Hi, I am Ti-💥” *suddenly DCs*

both DYM & EYV played in FTIU#95 yesterday!! the stars had to align for both teams to play in the same tourney. ggs to all the teams we faced!! individual team posts will be made soon

DYM got 3rd place Anchor (Silver) bracket in 7 Seas! we had a great time banning & avoiding crableg capital any moment we could 😎 @lavender-spl.bsky.social - explo @mar-spl.bsky.social - bamboo/l3 @timokthy.bsky.social - brushes/luna @nextgen5.bsky.social - pro/dread @elloganspl.bsky.social - jr

DYM got 2nd in Setting Sail #3!! @elloganspl.bsky.social - virtual coffee run for everyone @lavender-spl.bsky.social - point sensors @mar-spl.bsky.social - ginger ale survival tactics @sotaling.bsky.social - a bigger buff on 52 than patch buff @nextgen5.bsky.social - reefs and survives after

Drinking Your Milkshake turned 2 today!! Keep supporting us as we make this year our best year yet! We've got a lot more milkshakes to drink. Shoutout to every player that's been part of our team, to our current players, our coaches, and of course to @0rka.bsky.social who started it all 💜

Drinking Your Milkshake got 5th in Reach #12! @sotaling.bsky.social - porkchops for breakfast during tourney @mar-spl.bsky.social - fell asleep on the couch @nextgen5.bsky.social - crab tank main ellogan - pretended to be Mar (secret bamboo?) @lavender-spl.bsky.social - full of splashdown & advil

Drinking Your Milkshake got 3rd in Bronze Bracket for FTIU #80! ggs to all the teams we played! this was our first FTIU in over a year and we had lots of fun!!

oh wow it's been two months since we've posted here!! EYV has been busy with tryouts and DYM has been busy scheming.... stay tuned for more posts and splatooning in the near future!!

Drinking Your Milkshake won our first LUTI set this season, going 5-1! ggs to Cardinal Cephalopods! the casters may not have believed in us at first, but we proved we could drink the milkshakes 💜

oh look that's DYM! tune in to see if we'll win our first LUTI set this season!

Drinking Your Milkshake LUTI update! we went 1-5 vs Ink Floyd: The Splashwall and 2-5 to Sheer Cold ggs to the teams we played! we'll drink the milkshakes next week lavender - splashdown go brr nextgen - forced to reef cheese mar - infinite strikes ellogan - splat bomb spam sota - kills everyone

we've finally got this account up and running! stay tuned for some team info, LUTI updates, and more!!