Damn it’s crazy that Peacemaker ended last week and the final episode never came out

It's crazy how when I was a kid the WWF took a 600 pound Samoan guy and told us he was a Japanese sumo wrestler named Yokozuna

When I was a kid Bob Backlund made a return to the WWF at 43 and wrestled for a few years. He was always treated like he was ancient. Cody Rhodes is 40, Roman Reigns is 40, LA Knight is 42, AJ Styles is 48, Finn Balor is 44, the Usos are 40, Kevin Owens is 41...

One time in Sunday school we learned about the Golden Calf and I asked "Is that why people say Holy Cow?" and the teacher said no! I still think it is though.

Every 505 Southwestern (so named because 505 is the zip code for New Mexico) product hits. Salsa, sauce, chips... Like this salsa is so excellent. Why is it sooooo good?

No incarnation of any political party at any time in any country on earth has ever spent so much time thinking about children’s genitals.

We are deeply saddened by the passing of Red Sox Hall of Famer Mike Greenwell. “The Gator” spent his entire career in a Red Sox uniform & was a beloved fixture of Fenway and Fort Myers. He gave so much to this organization, Lee County, & Sox Nation. We send our love to the Greenwell family.

Sad news. Mike Greenwell was my first favorite player. I've got a #39 Jersey in my closet and a ceramic figure of him on my mantle. He always seemed to get a clutch hit or move runners over or take the extra base. Just a really good role player who occasionally would play like a superstar. RIP.

It's such a 1950's attitude to have, but damn if my wife doesn't make a fine cup of coffee

I'm thankful for what Toronto did, but I can't wait for the season to be over so I can hate their guts again.

Every time you tell people we don’t need cops they’re like “a cop helped me one time” while completely ignoring that you don’t need to be a cop to help someone

An Aurora Police Sargent was arrested today for CSA. Apparently he served as a School Resource Officer but his victim(s) were not students at the schools he worked in. Not a surprise at all. The school resource officer program should be dismantled

I may have to stop taking creatine because I think it's making my acid reflux worse. Damn you creatine!

@greg-thornton.bsky.social Has this been your experience so far? I know you don't live in Portland, but still!

Josh Manson dispensing justice on opening night

Hockey’s back!!

Imagine looking like an ineffectual loser even when compared to a Democratic senator.

I think it should be illegal to make cake look like stuff that isn’t cake. Right to jail.

I'm watching WWE Raw for the first time in a while and... Everyone in the WWE is too old? 20 years ago the idea of all the stars being 40+ would be insane.

It's crazy that Hulk Hogan is dead and still appearing in commercials.

If my team's playoff hopes hinged on a 40 year old journeyman QB I'd be inconsolable.

All I heard is Shedeur is moving up on the depth chart.

My mom told me she started watching Young Sheldon on streaming and I think I'd rather have had her tell me she listens to Joe Rogan now.

I made breakfast tacos this morning and if it were up to the Republicans I would have had shredded wheat

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

Hearing that Mark Sanchez was stabbed and then learning the details is such a roller coaster. Like... apparently he started it?

Limiting replies is a safety tool, but often times it's used by ignorant cowards who want to avoid pushback for saying something stupid.

Kind of crazy an academic can get fired for saying Charlie Kirk was actually not a nice guy but Ilan Wurman's job is safe despite not knowing what the fuck he's talking about.

colorado’s special teams have been horrendous today.

My wife is donating blood early tomorrow, and when I said I was planning to make a big breakfast, she said she'd have some when she got back. "So you're going to donate blood without eating? Pass out? Crash? Then the paramedics are going to put the blood you just donated back in?" "What?"

Probably the most negative impact of the Trump tariffs.

A few weeks ago, a bullet landed in Charlie Kirk's throat. Sometime later he was declared dead. See how insane this sounds?

How come Peter Parker only takes shots of Spider-Man for the Bugle? Like... he's always broke. He could be doing weddings and sporting events and stuff.

It feels weird to brag (?) but I usually do 4 sets of spider curls, 4 sets of hammer curls (back to back) and 4 sets of incline curls. I started with 30lb dumbells, then worked up to 35 and yesterday I did my first two sets of each with 40's before backing it down to 35s again and I feel amazing?

I just played a new-ish point and click adventure game that I was really excited about and had wishlisted for years... And man, it brings me no pleasure to report that it was a real dud!

Bro, did the Yankees tamper with the Red Sox's bats?

Yoshida struggled somewhat this season, but he may be the only hitter on the team who actually knows how to hit.

I checked a chicken noodle soup recipe just to make sure my timing was right and one of the comments was "How do I thicken this soup?" Make something else?

Go Cubs!

It's really funny to be making this point and make a typo. Also he's wrong. The idea that gifted kids get bored and tune out in a "regular classroom" is so stupid even on its face without actually knowing anything about the subject, which I do.

I feel like I can run faster than Lowe was there.

My wife, who does not know how to send gifs via text, accidentally sent her boss this gif this morning:

Bunting is for absolute losers.

Taking Bello out in the third is a wild move, but he's getting hit!

Bello, you fuckin scrub

It's been ten years and I have no fucked a single robot.

Yup. In addition to grocery prices skyrocketing, our electric bill has shot way up

Amazing. Also, Jurinsky is an unhinged crank who everyone hates and we all wish she would get that Trump admin job she's angling for just so she'd leave town forever.

I'm tracking macros, I have a floss band on my elbow, I'm sore all over, my life has spiraled out of my control.